Author's note: This story is no parody. It really happened, exactly as described.... but only in my dreams. All similarities with truly existing persons and/or situations are purely coincidental. Everything in this story is solely the result of my own dirty mind. But if you're not familiar with the main character displayed just google her name to get the full picture...
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Eva Jinek is your textbook beauty, the hot chick of many men's dreams. With wavy blonde hair to her shoulders, almond-shaped very blue eyes, a sensuous mouth and an engaging smile. She is the anchor to the popular Dutch late-night talk show bearing her name. I never miss "JINEK". Always interesting guests, covering current affairs. But I have to admit I only hear half of the conversation most of the time. I'm glued to Eva's every word, which is like music to my ears. She has the cutest sexy American accent when speaking Dutch.
Of Czech descent, her parents were first generation immigrants from the Czechoslovakian Republic to the United States, back in the sixties. Eva was born in Tulsa Oklahoma. Aged eleven the family moved to Holland. Just before she went to high school her parents decided that they would prefer that she and her brother grew up in Europe. Eva studied American history at the University of Leiden, after which she started to work for a national public network, as foreign editor covering the United States. She went on anchoring the news bulletins and since a few years she stars in her own talk show "JINEK".
The main reason I watch the program is ogling at Eva. And listening to the sexy melodies coming from her mesmerizing mouth. Boy, did we make out a lot in my dreams. Me kissing that sweet mouth of hers, and she kissing me back. During the credit roll she stands up going around the table shaking hands with all her guests, offering us a glimpse of her hot bottom in her ever present tight fitting designer jeans. Real butt huggers she wears, covering up that killer bum of hers.
It must have been a few years back when her show just started, searching Eva on the web, I stumbled upon a website from her talk show offering a stream link and an accompanying security certificate. I didn't think much of it, but I stored the link in my browser and the certificate in the folder where I keep all website authentications. The stream offered a rerun of her last show. The next day the page was gone, but trying the link from my favorites the stream still worked perfectly alright.
Last month when I was on a business trip in France I couldn't operate the standard stream to Eva's show for some copyright reasons. Something to do with my point of access. Remembering the old link I fired it up keeping my fingers crossed. It still worked! My day ended as usual flowing away in the pleasant present of Eva's sweet voice. Having dozed off daydreaming again I was making out with the hot Eva.
Eva had rounded the table as usual, shaking hands with her guests and hugging a few of them, but at the end of the credits roll the camera's just kept on running. I suddenly sat up straight on my bed, jolting upright to full attention. The music swelled up to an up-beat pounding noise. Another text scrolled over the stream welcoming the viewers to the "private after party to Eva's show".
Most of the audience was leaving the studio, and one of the guests was ushered away by the floor manager. Visagie came on the floor to touch up Eva, and then made a walkabout round the table. With only a few VIP guests remaining on the first row the music went down after some ten minutes. Eva was seated again in her central seat welcoming the viewers and again introducing her guests.
"I believe in close relationships. Very close relationships. It's the only way we can work things out together. Instead of making life unbearable, with prejudices, incomprehension and hatred, I say we must turn the world into a worthwhile adventure for everyone. I firmly believe the word is LOVE.
"As some of you already know I always thank my honored guests. I will make your visit worth your while, and hope to give you a small incentive to return whenever I ask you to sit again at my table."