As they were laughing, John Wayne lifted Diana Maitland off the edge of the kitchenette counter, swung her around, hugging her, and set her on her feet. Then he bent down and picked up their robes off the floor, handing one of them to her, and said, "I'll clean up our 'mess,' you go ahead to the bathroom and do whatever you need to do and I'll be there in a few minutes."
"Can I help you?" she asked, not wanting to make him feel that she expected him to take care of everything.
"No," he replied, still chuckling, "It's not like it's that big of a mess! Besides, I'm going to put the room service dishes outside the door and I can't very well ask you to do that!"
"But we haven't had our 'dessert' yet!" she exclaimed, thinking he was going to get rid of the strawberries and cream.
"Don't worry, little girl, I'm just going to put them in the icebox to keep them chilled until we're ready for them. I'm only getting rid of our other dishes, OK? Now, vamoose," he said firmly, indicating with a wave of his arm in the direction of the bedroom.
She snapped to attention and barked, "Yes, sir!" Then gave him a salute, spun on her heels and hurried away, trying to keep her thighs together, because she could feel drips of cum starting to trickle down her legs, and she didn't want to leave a trail for him to have to clean up!
When she got to the bathroom, she realized that she did have to go very badly, so it was a good thing that she would have it to herself for a few minutes. When she was finished, she took a washcloth and wet it with warm water and a little bit of soap and cleaned between her thighs and her crack thoroughly, then rinsed the cloth several times and wiped away any soap residue that might have been left on her sensitive areas. Then she put the terrycloth robe back on and opened the door to go into the bedroom.
Wayne had taken some paper napkins and wiped up "their mess" off the hard floor (thank God it wasn't carpeting!), then used one to wipe most of the wetness off his dick just so he didn't drip any more or leave wet spots on his robe. He put the bowl of strawberries and cream in the small icebox in the kitchenette area and then put all the used dishes and utensils back on the room service tray, put the lid on it and set it just outside the main door in the hallway.
Then he headed into the bedroom and started looking through his toiletries bag to find a comb so they could untangle her hair. Luckily, he found a nice larger size comb with wider teeth that would probably work a lot easier than the small barber combs he usually used. Just as he was pulling the comb out of his bag, she opened the bathroom door and came out. He showed her the comb, and she smiled and said, "Great! That'll work just fine!" Then she indicated to the bathroom and said, "All yours!"
As they walked toward each other, she reached out her hand to take the comb, but he held it back from her and said, "Don't I get a reward?"
She grinned, if he wanted a reward, then by God, she would give him the best reward she could come up with on the spur of the moment. So, she moved right up to him, put her lips to his, then opened his robe to reach her hands around his waist to his back and then down to his ass. She thought she had felt his ass cheeks tighten with her first soft stroke over them, so she started to rub and knead his hard ass firmly with her soft hands. She'd kept her eyes open the whole time, watching his face.
He had closed his eyes when she kissed him, but as soon as he felt her hands move down to his ass, his eyes popped open and he saw her watching him. The slight surprise in his eyes changed to a heavy-lidded look as he was enjoying the feel of her soft hands rubbing and massaging his firm ass, so he had relaxed his cheek muscles completely. His arms had just been hanging loosely at his sides, the comb still in his left hand, so he tossed it on the bed and was just about to put his arms around her.
Suddenly, she broke the kiss and removed her hands from his ass, and said, "I guess this just isn't doing much for you, is it?"
He frowned in confusion, and asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, usually when a man likes the feeling of a woman playing with his ass, the muscles relax and the cheeks feel more 'pliable,' you know, softer. But you've kept your cheeks clenched the whole time."
Now he looked even more confused and said, "No I haven't! I was really getting into the feeling of your soft hands on my ass and my cheeks are as relaxed as they get!"
Now it was her turn to look confused. "What?" she asked, shaking her head slightly. "Turn around!" she commanded; he hesitated for a second then turned his back to her.
She moved his robe aside to get a clear view of his firm ass. Then she squarely placed both of her hands on each of his cheeks. "Are you relaxed right now?" He shook his head yes, and she exclaimed, "You are not!" Suddenly, she felt the muscles in his ass harden even further to, what felt like, granite, making her gasp slightly; then she exclaimed, "Oh my God! You really are a hard ass!" And she collapsed onto the bed in a fit of laughter.
When he realized what she'd said, it made him chuckle. Yes, he'd always had the reputation as being somewhat of a "hard ass," but he'd never thought about it that way! Then he wondered if she had thought about one of the ways in which his strong ass muscles served him so well? He pivoted around to face her, his robe still hanging open, and his stance a littler wider than usual. He put his fists on his hips and looked down at her with a sexy grin on his face, and said, "Oh yeah? Well, I have to have a hard ass in order to be able to fuck with this monster!" indicating his dick with a quick thrust of his hips in her direction.
She had slowed her laughter some when he turned toward her. Her eyes were traveling up and down his body taking in his appearance, and when he put his fists on his hips with his feet planted further apart than usual, she thought he looked like a sexy, grown-up version of Peter Pan! Then he made that statement about why he had to have a hard ass, and when he jerked his hips toward her so that his cock flipped up slightly, her gaze flew to his face and she saw his obvious amusement—they both burst out laughing...again!
His hard laughter brought his attention to the fact that he needed to piss...badly. So, he calmed himself down and told her he had to go to the bathroom and that he'd be right back, then made his way to the door. He glanced back at her just before he closed the door, and they shared a quiet chuckle together.
She laid on the bed for a moment longer as her laughter subsided, then sat up and spotted the comb just a couple feet away where he had tossed it on the bed. She grabbed it and started picking at the worst of her tangles, a huge smile still on her face as she sat recalling the last few minutes, and hours. She had not laughed this much in such a long time, and it amazed her to discover what an engaging sense of humor he seemed to have! And, oh, how she loved the sound of his laugh!
As Wayne stood pissing in the toilet, he kept smiling to himself as he thought about the last few minutes, and hours. He could not remember ever, in his life, laughing this much with a woman. He and some of his drinking buddies would have some rip-roaring times when they would be making jokes and laughing their asses off as they got plastered. But most women usually did not enjoy his sense of humor, except for a couple of his favorite co-stars and friends, like Maureen and Gail. Of course, out of respect for them, he never made his jokes with them raunchy; they were just simple practical jokes, but instead of getting mad at him, they saw the humor in them and laughed with him...and then usually paid him back! But with Diana, he felt like he could talk to her and joke with her about almost anything. He finished his business, finally, and then saw where she had used a washcloth to clean herself up, so he did the same thing.