While scrolling online for old tv talk show programs, I stumbled upon an episode of Letterman when he interviewed Jennifer Lawrence. She has grown from a teen in the Hunger Games movies to a really hot woman.
Letterman asked Jennifer if she was going home to Kentucky for the holidays and she said "yes." He also asked her if her parents are proud of her career. She said that when people drive up and ask if that is Jennifer's home, they admit it and sometimes invite people in to talk about Jennifer.
You can find anything on the internet these days, and finding her home town was easy. I drove to Indian Hills, KY from Nashville and checked into the Hawthorne Suites in Louisville, hoping to catch a glimpse of Jennifer close up or perhaps to even meet her.
I drove to her house but just parked down the street. In her interview with Letterman, she mentioned that when she visits her parents, she leaves her car in their garage so people won't see the out-of-state tags of the rental. Then they tape up black plastic garbage bags on the insides of most of the windows so people can't take invasive photos.
Just before lunch, the garage door opened and a Jeep Wrangler backed out of the garage. I couldn't see who was driving but I followed it downtown. It stopped and parked behind the Black Rabbit. I was a ways behind, but I knew she must be inside by the time I parked near the Jeep. Once inside, I saw her alone sitting at the bar, talking loudly with the female bartender. Jennifer was wearing casual pants and a floppy blouse. It was obvious, watching her tits rolling back and forth under the top that she left her bra at home.
There was a large man at the end of the bar sipping a drink and ignoring Jennifer. There was another large man at a corner near the entrance, also sipping a drink but ignoring her. How could guys that close NOT go over and hit on her? I presumed they must be her security detail.
I took a seat in a booth not far from the bar where I could watch Jennifer. She and the bartender were laughing hysterically about something. Jennifer was drinking beer from the bottle.
A waitress came over to take my order. Her name tag said "Millie." She had short red hair and was really cute, and just enough weight here and there to make her curvy and attractive.
"Hi, Millie, I'm Will and I'll just have a Coke and whatever sandwich you recommend."
"It's not fancy, but our BLT is pretty delish."
"That would be great. By the way, do you know Jennifer?" I asked as I pointed to her at the bar.
"Actually, yes. She and Bea, the bartender, and I went to the same school here in Indian Hills before Jen became famous."
It was time to pour on the charm.
"Well, it's obvious they only grow pretty girls in Indian Hills," I said, "Judging by the three of you."
"That's sweet of you to say. I'll make sure your BLT is perfect."
"Say, Millie, if you happen to talk to Jen later, please tell her that I'm a fan, and if I had been lucky enough to be one of the local guys who dated her, I would have eaten her for breakfast every day before school."
Millie's eyes got wide and she was silent for a minute, then grinned really big and laughed.
"Yeah, all the guys were always horny around Jen, and it hasn't changed."
I ignored off her remark and waited for my food and drink. When Mille brought my order to me, she whispered to me.
"I told Jen what you said and she didn't like it. I'd eat your food and leave as soon as you're done if I were you."
"Thanks for the advice, Mollie, and I apologize if Jennifer was offended."
I worked on my sandwich which was probably the best BLT I'd ever had. They had slipped some kind of sauce in between the bacon and the lettuce instead of mayo and it was delicious. I was about to go up front to pay and leave when I noticed Jennifer walking towards my booth.
I was afraid she might sic the bodyguards on me and they would kick my ass and throw me out into the street. She sat down opposite me with a stern look on her face.
"Who are you and what the fuck's the matter with you?"
"My name is Will. I'm a huge fan and when I get horny I say stupid things. I'm sorry if I offended you."
"So you eat girls for breakfast, huh? Or is that your favorite fucking pick up line?"
She seemed to be getting really upset and my nuts tightened and my ass was sucking at the bench under me.
"Actually, I do eat girls for breakfast, or whenever they let me. I have a fetish about it and I get too bold sometimes trying to make it happen. Once again, I apologize."
"If I was really offended, those two goons behind me would have you outside, stuffing your ass into the trunk of your car."
"I didn't think about that until after I had spoken to Millie. I won't bother you any more; I was just getting ready to pay and leave."
Her facial expression softened for some reason and she spoke in a gentler tone.
"I've had guys go down on me, but they never said they have a fetish. Why is it a fetish with you?"
"I'm like to give a girl oral orgasms just for the pleasure and privilege of doing it."
"Bullshit."
"No, I'm serious, Jennifer. Sometimes after I give a girl a couple orgasms, she'll suck me off or let me fuck her, and sometimes she'll tell me to fuck off. I enjoy it either way. I am just obsessed with it, hearing and feeling a woman when she comes."
"Are you married?" She asked.
"No, divorced, no kids."
"What happened to your marriage?"
"She got tired of oral sex and didn't get enough dick."
Jennifer laughed out loud.
"No girl is gonna keep a guy around if he can't or won't use his dick."
"I didn't say I couldn't or wouldn't use my dick, I just like getting her off first and sometimes a girl gets tired of it and she sends me packing."
"Maybe I should lift my feet off the floor because the bullshit is getting deep in here."
"Hey, I have no reason to lie to you or anybody else. I can prove it to you."
"How?"
"Tell your friend, Millie, over there, that what I said is true and see if she'll let me give her oral oral orgasm guaranteed, no reciprocation needed; I won't even take off my clothes."