Serena Williams, the first African-American woman elected Queen of the top secret society of lesbians and bisexual female millionaires known as the Down Low Sisterhood is vacationing in the city of Sao Paolo, Brazil, with her new love, TV star Lisa-Ray McCoy. And that's pretty cool. In her absence, she named Beyonce Giselle Knowles, another sexy African-American powerhouse, as the Regent of the Down Low Sisterhood. This is the tale of what Superstar Beyonce Knowles has done while she reigned as the head of the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood in the lovely Queen Serena Williams absence.
The Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood is quite abuzz these days with news of World Champion Tennis Player Serena Williams falling in love with Lisa-Ray McCoy, sexy star of the television series All Of Us and movies like Contradictions of The Heart and The Player's Club. The two sexy, talented Black women have been seen together at the premiere of the movie The Book Of Eli in Los Angeles. That's where the global media first got wind of their affair. It was absolutely sensational news. And the Black community was shocked. Lisa-Ray and Serena Williams looked very much like a couple in love. And neither of them denied it. Hell, they flaunted it. This was their coming out moment. Was the world ready for two openly queer Black women millionaires living and loving in the public eye? I guess only time would tell.
Beyonce Knowles couldn't be happier when she got wind of Serena Williams great love affair with Lisa-Ray McCoy. Well, talk about Black Lesbian Cougar Syndrome. Beyonce knew Serena Williams and Lisa-Ray McCoy were queer. Hell, she hooked up with Serena Williams as part of her initiation into the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. Beyonce knew of dozens of Black women who worked in the international entertainment industry and were secretly gay or bisexual. However, she was surprised to hear that Serena Williams and Lisa-Ray McCoy were coming out of the closet. They even booked an interview on the Oprah Winfrey Show. How about that?
While the world reacted to news of Serena Williams and Lisa-Ray McCoy's whirlwind romance, Beyonce Knowles eased into her new role as Regent of the Down Low Sisterhood. The Down Low Sisterhood had hundreds of members. Women of all colors and backgrounds. To join the club, one had to be female, secretly gay or bisexual, and have a net worth of at least two million dollars. Overall, the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood was worth well over several billions. Its members were carefully selected from gay and bisexual women in the worlds of business, politics, entertainment and finance. And now she was at the helm of it. This was going to be good.
Inside her Atlanta mansion, Beyonce Knowles looked at the kneeling figure of her rival and former lover Rihanna Fenty. The short-haired, light-skinned young Black woman looked really good on her knees. Beyonce grinned, and gestured for Rihanna to come to her. Ever since last year, everyone was talking about this harlot non-stop. They thought she was the nicest thing since sliced bread. Guys loved her. Girls loved her. Straight people, gay people, African-Americans, Asians, Hispanics and white folks. All of America was apparently madly in love with Rihanna. Beyonce Knowles was absolutely sick of it.
Rihanna is a sexy and talented young Black woman from humble origins. She's smart, sexy and not above using her sensuality on both women and men to get what she wants. Most people were completely vulnerable to Rihanna's charm. Well, Beyonce didn't think Rihanna was all that. The chick looked okay, and she was an alright singer. She wasn't all that. Beyonce sees a woman who looks better than Rihanna every time she looks in the mirror. Recently, members of the international media and the African-American community of Hollywood had begun comparing Rihanna to Beyonce. To Beyonce, there was no comparison. She was better-looking, classier and more talented than Rihanna.
Imagine her surprise when she was told by the recruiters that Rihanna had been selected to join the Down Low Sisterhood. The young Black woman's popularity, wealth, fame and status in the international entertainment industry made her a prime candidate for the Down Low Sisterhood of Hollywood. And the fact that she was a closeted bisexual pretty much guaranteed her entry into the club. Rihanna had been allowed into the club under the reign of Queen Serena Williams but Serena was too busy making lovey-dovey eyes at Lisa-Ray McCoy to sample Rihanna's goodies. She took off with her lover for a lesbian honeymoon in Brazil. Beyonce Knowles was left in charge of the Down Low Sisterhood in Queen Serena Williams absence. And she intended to have some fun. Her first order of business? Put that upstart bitch Rihanna in her place.