Laurie Forman was in the basement of her home doing her laundry. It was the exact same basement where her brother and his stupid friends used to hang out together, but she had put a stop to that.
Laurie loved to cause pain and misery and there had been a lot of pain and misery around here lately.
Thanks to Laurie her brother had locked himself inside his room, Hyde had left and no one knew where he was and Kelso and Fez hadn't been allowed back into the house. Hell, thanks to Laurie even that disgusting pig man Bob Pinciotti hadn't been seen or heard from around here lately.
For Laurie life was great, but little did she know that was about to change...
"Hello Laurie."
Laurie was startled and turned around to see her brothers now ex-girlfriend Donna Pinciotti.
"Donna," Laurie said smiling, "I didn't hear you come in."
"I used the key Eric gave me." Donna said.
"Oh, is that right." Laurie said, "I'm surprised Daddy didn't change the locks yet."
"So am I." Donna said, desperately trying to control her emotions. She wanted so badly just to knock the smile off Laurie's face. But that wasn't the plan, "So, I was having a few friends round for a party and wondered if you'd like to come."
Laurie was somewhat taken aback by this, but she soon recovered from her shock.
"I'm surprised you have any friends left." Laurie said cruelly before pausing to think for a moment. She certainly wasn't expecting this, but she was somewhat curious to see where it would go, "Will there be free booze?"
"Sure." Donna said.
"Then I'll be there at eight." Laurie said, turning to continue doing her laundry.
"The party starts at seven." Donna said.
"Then I'll be there at nine." Laurie said, not bothering to turn around.
Donna had an incredible urge to teach Laurie a lesson there and then, but Red was probably upstairs and if he was she wouldn't get very far before he came to the rescue of his precious daughter. Donna had always liked Red in a kind of 'I can respect you but you scare the crap out of me' kind of way but she wished he would see his daughter for what she truly was. There was always the chance that Red wasn't in but even if he wasn't there was always the chance that Kitty or even worse Eric would show up, and she couldn't let that happen. Next time she saw Eric she wanted it to be on good terms and somehow she didn't think Eric walking in on her with Laurie would be a good idea. So Donna suppressed her desire and left the Forman house. It was almost time for some payback and she had to go and prepare.
***
Before knocking on the door of the Pinciotti household Laurie stopped to think for a minute.
There were no cars parked outside and there was a suspicious absence of any loud music coming from the house. The whole thing reeked of some sort of trap but Laurie wasn't worried. She seriously doubted that those little dykes Donna and Jackie were going to do anything to her and even if they did she was pretty sure she could take them.
So Laurie knocked on the door and not long afterwards Donna opened it and welcomed her in.
"So, let me guess," Laurie said as she stepped inside, "You invited the whole school and no one showed up."
"No," Donna said, locking the door and then turning to Laurie, "I only invited one person and they showed up right on time."
The girls stared at each other for a moment before Laurie laughed and said, "So, I'm here... what are you going to do?"
Donna slowly walked up to Laurie until they were face to face, "Follow me and find out."
The redhead then walk past Laurie and through the door to the main room.
Laurie paused for a moment but followed, still interested to see where all this was going.
The blonde followed Donna into her bedroom, like a lamb to the slaughter. As planned Donna's bitch Jackie Burkhart was sitting on the floor, her head bowed as her mistress entered the room. In front of Jackie there were three bottles of vodka and three glasses. Walking up to her bitch Donna ruffled Jackie's hair as a reward for being an obedient little pet before sitting down next to the enslaved brunette.
Looking down at the scene Laurie began to laugh out loud.
"What the hell is this?" Laurie cackled, "You two muff divers trying to get me drunk so you can eat my pussy? Are you that cunt hungry?"
"The thought never crossed our minds." Donna said, gritting her teeth and lying through them.
"Then what is all this about then?" Laurie said, still chuckling.
"To thank you." Donna said simply.
"Thank me." Laurie said, obviously confused by that statement, "Thank me for what?"
"For helping us break up with our boyfriends." said Donna, "You see we were trying to think up ways to break up with them for weeks. We were going to try their regular 'we can still be friends' bull shit, but the truth is after talking about it we think we're probably better off without them and thanks to you Eric and Hyde will probably never speak to us again."
"Especially not after walking in on you with Kelso," Laurie laughed again, "But I didn't tell Eric anything about you little rug munchers."
"Sure you didn't." Donna said, as she poured a glass and held it up to the blonde, "Now, are you sure you don't want a drink?"
The bitchy blonde arrogantly shrugged, sat down with Donna and Jackie and began to drink. She was still suspicious of the other girls hospitality, especially after what she had done to them, but she wasn't too worried. She was fairly certain that Donna was all talk, and as for Jackie, well she was just a push over.
Of course what the blonde didn't know, what she couldn't have known, was that she was the only one really drinking tonight.
Before Laurie's arrival Donna had obtained three bottles of vodka but had emptied the contents of two of them down the drain and filled them with water. It was from these bottles that she and Jackie were drinking from. Laurie of course was drinking from the only bottle to contain real alcohol.
The girls sat there for the next hour talking about all sorts of things, starting with quite mundane things like shopping and shoes before ultimately moving on to things of a more sexual nature as they continue to drink.
After only a few drinks Laurie soon loosened up, which certainly didn't come as a surprise to Donna or Jackie. What did somewhat surprise them was just how graphically Laurie described her many, many conquests once they had got her on the subject.
"Wow, 14 inches," Donna said, after the blonde had finished her second 'so I'm in the guise locker room' story, "really?"