Doing Mrs. Brady

I went to high school with Barry Williams aka. Greg Brady at Palisades Charter High School. We were pretty good friends because we were both geeky and both wanted to be actors. We ended up being in the same Broadway production of Romance/Romance in 1988.

Being reunited we hung out quite a bit and talked about old times. One night we had been out drinking and both were pretty drunk. I had heard the rumors about him and Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady) so I asked him what really happened.

Well, he swore me to secrecy, but said it was only fair since I was kind of involved. I asked him how was I involved and he said he would explain later.

The only reason I am breaking my pledge now is, that shit had a show in Branson Missouri and I needed a job. When I called and asked about it, he acted like he didn't even know me.

So here is what he told me that night. He said he did have a big crush on Florence. He said she was nothing like the character she played. She was saucy and sexy and told dirty jokes. Some of them were actually raunchy. Barry said she was always making sexual innuendos.

He said, one day they were posing with giant all-day suckers. Barry said that he said, "all day was a long time to suck on anything." To which Florence replied, "Not for me it isn't."

It was at the point he felt like it was her trying to send him a signal. He began fantasizing about her endlessly and tried to figure out a way to get in her pants. He also said there was a rumor that Florence sunbathed topless. He said he snuck around one day and sure enough he saw that she did. He said she had a nice pair of tits.

They would often talk on the set. They both had an interest in music and Florence was always very nice to him. He thought she actually was overly nice which further his belief she was interested in him. He vowed to act on his obsession.

He got his opportunity when he found out Florence's birthday was coming up, she was turning 36. He overheard one of the women ask her what she was going to do for it and Florence said she didn't have any plans and made a comment that she doubted her husband even remembered it.

He and Florence had already talked about a singer that was playing at the Coconut Grove. So he built up his courage and asked if he could take her there for her birthday. When she said, "yes, why not." He was a bit shocked but overjoyed. She was not condescending or flippant about it. Maybe she did really want him, he decided.

He had just turned 16 and hadn't gotten his license yet. He had to figure out how he was going to make this like a real date so he asked Florence if it would be ok if his brother brought him to her hotel. She agreed.

He said his mind was racing and his hormones were on overdrive. It was going to be the perfect opportunity. He would be with her at her hotel after the event. He was just going to have to find a way to get his brother not to come pick him up and not realize what was going on.

He said at that point he really doubted anything would happen but he wanted to spend as much time with her alone as possible and give it every opportunity. So, on the night of the date, he met her at her hotel. He said she wore a pink dress with a deep v cut that showed a lot of cleavage. He told her she looked stunning. She smiled and said, "Barry you're so sweet."

When they got to the Coconut Grove they were shown to a lousy table, Barry recalls. Florence whispered in his ear, "Dear, I think the maître d is expecting a tip." She handed him 50 bucks to slip him and they were seated at a table near the stage.

They sat and had drinks. Barry wasn't old enough to drink. He thought it might be a problem when he ordered a rum and coke, but neither the waiter or Florence said anything about it. He said Florence drank like a fish and became quite tipsy.

After sitting and talking a bit he decided to make a small move and see how things would go. So, he scooted his chair close to her and took her hand and said Happy Birthday. She said thank you and allowed him to continue to hold her hand.

They talked about the show and their common interests and later he asked her about her personal life. He thought it was because she was tipsy that she opened up and told him about her marriage.

She told him that she had been married 14 years but it was a loveless marriage and she thought her husband was cheating on her. At that point he put his arm around her and said that must be very hard for you.

He didn't understand at first what she meant when she said, "it's ok. I've found a way to deal with it." He would find out later what she meant.

When the show was over, he walked her to her room and she wrapped her arm in his. When they got to the door Barry decided to go for it and said," I had a wonderful night Florence" and kissed her on the lips.

He said he was stunned when she returned the kiss and didn't say anything afterwards but just looked at him. He decided to see how far this would go so he said, "Florence you know I like you a lot. I think you are so hot."

She giggled and said, "I figured you had a crush on me. I think you are a very handsome boy. But you know I'm much older than you."

Barry told her, "It's much more than a crush and I don't care about your age. I think you're awesome."

He said she grinned and said, "you are very charming. Isn't your brother going to be here soon to pick you up?"

He told her, "Well actually no." He had told his brother that he was going to have one of my friends pick me up and spend the night with him. But he really didn't call a friend. He was just hoping to spend as much time with her as possible.

He said Florence looked thoughtful then with a devilish smile said, "oh you naughty boy. Well, come on in and let's have another drink."

He sat on the edge of the bed as Florence poured them both a strong drink. She came and sat beside him, looked warmly into his eyes and said, "well what do you think we should do now?"

"Could I give you another kiss," he asked her. She said, "yes, but we need to talk about a few things first." She went on to tell him that whatever happened tonight had to stay between them. If he ever breathed a word of it she would say he was lying and make him look like a fool. He knew anyone would take her word over his and probably cost him his role on the sitcom.

She went on to say, "this is for tonight and tonight only. It's my birthday and this will be your birthday present to me. Also, I want to reward you for being so sweet and nice for taking me out on my birthday. Do you swear and agree to all of this?

He eagerly agreed. Then she kissed him. He said she ran her fingers through his hair and French kissed him passionately. After a few kisses she took his hand and placed it under her dress and on her breast. He said it was becoming the best night of his life.

She then slipped the straps of her dress off her shoulder. She wasn't wearing a bra and she moved Barry to suck on her now bare breast. Barry said he couldn't believe what was happening. He said he had such a raging hard on he was afraid he was going to cum in his pants.

He said, she then began taking off his shirt. She ran her hands across his chest and said you are such a good-looking young man. She then said, "if this is to go any further you have to promise right now you will never tell anyone what happens tonight."

Barry said he swore on his mother's grave that he would never tell a soul. He then told me his mother had already passed and thus he wasn't really breaking his promise but told me if he was going to say any more, I had to again promise to keep this a secret. I agreed and he continued.

Once she felt she could trust him, she began to remove his pants. When his pants and underwear were completely off, she looked and said, "fantastic, I knew you would have a nice dick."

Without hesitating, she reached for it and ran her hands up and down admiring it. Barry said he was so excited by the whole ordeal that he lost his load right then and there. He was so embarrassed. He was afraid he had spoiled everything and was ashamed.

But Florence giggled and said, "wow, you are very excited aren't you. Don't worry, you can eat my pussy until you get hard again."

She removed her clothes and laid down on the bed, spread her legs and said "come here". Barry said he moved between her legs and was just staring at her. He couldn't believe he was seeing her naked right before him.

She then grabbed his head and pulled him to her. Barry said he was very inexperienced and hardly knew what to do but Florence guided him. She told him, now lick up and down a little like you are licking and ice cream. After he did, she said now stick your tongue inside. Then she told him how to tongue fuck her.

She later told him how to find her clit and what to do with it. Barry said it was great, not knowing exactly what to do, he was receiving instruction on how to please a woman. He said from her moans he felt he must have been doing a pretty good job.

After a while she said, are you ready now? He said he was already hard as a rock again and quickly said yes. Well, come up here she then said.

He placed himself on top of her and she kissed him. He then shyly said, "Florence I didn't bring a condom." She laughed and said, "it's alright honey. I'm on the pill. This ain't my first rodeo you know."

Then she reached down and guided his cock to her pussy. As he pushed in he said, "Oh, Florence I can't believe this is happening."

"Call me Carol," she said. He said he was confused and said "what?" "Greg, you should call me Carol now that we are intimate," she said. Then he realized she was using their character names. Barry said he didn't realize how kinky that was at the time but didn't hesitate to play along.

He said she was just as instructive then too and was very verbal. She would say move in and out faster, Greg you have a very nice big dick. Oh yes, just like that. Keep going. You're doing a very good job. Oh Greg, you are fucking me so good.

Barry said he was using every ounce of self-control he had not to cum too fast again but he wanted it to last for as long as he could. Ultimately, he said he could hold out no longer. He started pumping her fast and hard. She loved it and said, "that's it Greg, fuck me."

He says he thinks they came together but couldn't be sure. He was so inexperienced and he was so overcome with arousal that he was only thinking about how good it felt and couldn't believe he had just fucked her.

He went on to say that after they laid there for a while she said, "do you want to go one more time?" Of course, he said yes and said she actually sucked him to get him good and hard.

After they had finished the second time and had recovered, she said, "that's was wonderful, but remember this was for tonight only and you are never to tell a soul." She was calm, cool and collected about it. He said it was then that he figured that this was not uncommon for her.

Barry said he assured her he understood and would cherish that night forever. She then told him that people knew they had gone out together and would ask about it so they would need to get their story straight to avoid any suspicion.

She went over every detail. She was worried about how he got home but Barry assured her his brother would go along if they said he dropped him off and picked him up. He said he would tell his brother he wasn't supposed to stay at a friend's house and to cover for him.

Florence also thought it would be a good detail if they did say that he kissed her goodnight, on the cheek. She felt it would make it more believable. She felt if you gave people a little bit of juicy gossip they wouldn't probe for more.

Florence reiterated to him again that this was the only time and not to even think this would ever happen again. She said it probably would be a little difficult for him but he would have to accept it. She also said they needed to be sure their relationship stayed the same on the set. Don't try to avoid her, or be around her too much. Just act natural.

Barry said it was very difficult at first. He said the next few episodes he struggled to keep from getting a hard on when he was in a scene with her. Especially if she had the lines like, "Oh, Greg you are wonderful."

He said he would often go to the bathroom and jack off thinking about that night to try and control his tenting. But it got easier once he and Maureen McCormick started having a fling about a year later.

I asked him if he ever fucked Maureen and he said they were about to one night but got interrupted.

I asked Barry how he had been able to keep it a secret all these years. He said that he had such respect for Florence and he was so appreciative of her that he didn't want to sully her reputation.

Then I asked him, so you said I was involved. How was that? He told me that I was the friend he told his brother he spent the night with and didn't I remember he told me if anyone ever asked about it to back him up? It seemed vaguely familiar but I couldn't recall for sure.

I realize now I should have asked him if that really was the only time with Florence. I have a suspicion it wasn't but I doubt he would have told me anyway.