This story is a fantasy, a parody if you will, pure fiction and is not intended to be taken as a real-life depiction of the sex-life of Shannen Doherty. Although if it was, maybe she'd loosen up and not be quite so much of a bitch.
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Shannen Doherty was walking along the beach in Hawaii. Her career was on the skids after she was kicked off of "Charmed", the second time she was bounced from a show for being a pain in the ass. Fortunately for her, Aaron Spelling decided to give her one more chance and hired her for a limited run on his new evening soap North Shore. Her character was a bitch who shook things up. What a stretch.
During a rare break from shooting she drove to an isolated beach and walked to a small bay. In this isolated area she could float on her air mattress and soak up some sun. The warm tropical breezes were so relaxing. Shannen rolled over onto her chest and reinflated the mattress which had los some air since she initially inflated it and untied the strings on her bikini top and bottom so she wouldn't get tanlines. "No sense in wasting a golden opportunity like this," she thought as she settled back onto the air mattress. This was so soothing. So calming. So relaxing. She made a mental note to look into buying a place around here later on.
SPLASH!!!
Shannen was shocked when she fell into the ocean. Had she fallen asleep? That damn cheap air mattress! It lost so much air that it couldn't support her anymore. She looked around but she couldn't find the mattress. Then she realized she had bigger problems. She had drifted well out from shore and was in a current that was carrying her even further out! She screamed for help but there was nobody in sight. She tried to swim back toward shore, but she couldn't beat the current! "Damn!" she thought, "my career's finally getting back on track and now I'm drifting out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean!" She screamed again and redoubled her swimming efforts but onlly succeeded in tiring herself out.
CRASH!!!
A sudden wave overcame her from behind and drove her beneath the surface. She somehow struggled to the surface even though she had swallowed a lot of water. Just as she broke the surface and opened her mouth to gasp some air...
CRASH!!!
Another wave drove her even further under the surface. "Great. Now I'm dead for sure," she thought as she struggled exhausted and effectively blinded by the fact that the last wave washed out her contact lenses. In her disoriented state she was actually swimming down instead of up. She was about to give up when she felt something nudge her from behind. She turned and thought she saw a man; a well built and judging by the bulge in his trunks, a very well-endowed man. He was holding something out to her. When she got closer she recognized it as a S.C.U.B.A. regulator. He held the regulator over her mouth while Shannen gulped in huge breaths of air, clutching her chest as if to calm her racing heart.
It was at this point that she realized that she was buck-naked. She must have lost her untied bikini when she fell off of the air mattress. The stranger looked at her with intense interest as he took back the regulator to use himself. Shannen's bouyant breasts bobbed languidly in the liquid that was caressing them. He handed her back the regulator and surprised her by licking and sucking on her nipples while she breathed. She was surprised, but what was she going to do? She needed his air and he apparently liked her tits. A fair trade, all things considered.