As Greg opened the door to the apartment he called out to Dharma "I'm home honey. " there was no reply, obviously his wife was not back from his parents yet. "Thank God for that" he thought, and as he walked across the living room floor he looked very much like he had been riding a horse for two weeks straight. Greg winced with each step, for his mother in law Abbey had been true to her word and given his virgin butt a good work out with her home grown dildo, it had sure been good while she was ramming that cucumber up his ass but he knew he would be paying for it for the next few days. He made his way into the bathroom and turned on the shower, he quickly stripped off his clothes and gingerly reached behind and felt the offending body orifice and even though it felt like it had been stretched a foot wide he was glad to find it was still in it's original condition.
Greg turned off the shower and reached for a towel, he gave himself a quick rub down and as he walked back into the living room he was busily drying his hair, "Heyyyyyy nice package" came a voice through the towel, he hurriedly dropped the towel around his waist and looked towards where the voice came from, "Oh my God, what are you doing here, and why didn't you knock" Greg said as he spied Dharma's friend Jane sitting on the couch.
Jane was Dharma's friend so Greg tolerated her but basically she was nuttier than his in law's and he didn't have much time for her at all, "Sorry Greg I did knock but nobody answered, but hell who cares I saw your cock and man Dharma didn't lie it sure is a beauty"
"What!! you're telling me Dharma told you about my cock?"
"Hell yeah we tell each other everything, like I know that you really dig playing with Dharma's tight butt and that you like eating her out and that you're damn good at it. " Greg just stood there amazed that his wife would discuss their sex life with Jane, "You're getting the floor wet Greg you better dry yourself off" Jane said and she gave Greg a sly smile, "What oh yeah I suppose I should" and with that Greg strode off to the bedroom.
Greg was vigorously drying himself when a little giggle came from the doorway, he turned and there was Jane watching him, "What's so funny" he asked, "It's just that I could see your balls swinging when you were drying yourself and I was imagining Dharma underneath you sucking on them. " as she said this her hand was playing across the front of her blouse and Greg could see her nipples hardening.
As she stood there Greg appraised her, long curly red hair, she was about 5' 4", slim, large breasts for her body size and from the waist down she filled her jeans quite nicely. He turned to face her and dropped the towel, he could see her eye's travel up and down his body and her tongue flipped quickly across her lips, he knew he was in good shape, he played squash, tennis and worked out at the gym when he could, "Like what you can see" he asked, Jane stared into his eye's and smiled "Oh yeaaah" she answered.