Desirae Spencer used the credit card entry system to get into her suite and stepped in. "Help yourself to a drink, Captain Cock," she grinned, "and when I get back from getting myself prettied up you'd better be naked on that bed and erect!"
I mixed myself a fuckin' huge Bacardi Gold and coke and was stripped and lying back on the bed before you could say "Permission to taxi"!
Like I said earlier, I'm no porno star, but I've got an eight-inch, circumcised cock that I've never had any complaints about, even from my bitch of a wife. I was stroking it to full hardness when I heard a voice from the bathroom.
"Nice cock, Captain Cock," she said and I drank in the most stunningly erotic sight I've ever seen. My favourite pornstar was framed in the doorway leading into the bedroom, the light playing on her lovely blonde hair, sort of haloing it, if you get my drift.
But it was the outfit that Desirable Desirae was wearing that had me reaching for the oxygen mask! I think it's what them lingerie catalogues call "play suits", 'cos you can play around in 'em without taking the fuckin' things off!
It was made of shiny red satin and the straps around her shoulders went to the cup section, only the cups lifted her lovely 34-inchers into great uplift without covering 'em!
Then, below the cups, a narrow strip of red gleamed down the middle of her torso to the panty part. The panties were cut high on her hips, but they ended where her light brown "landing strip" of fuzz started. Her pussy lips were gleaming in the light. She was wearing a pair of red platform shoes and those legs - like I said, much longer than "go on forever"!
Desirae swivelled to give me a rear view. There was just the straps around her shoulders, then this gorgeous expanse of back and the back of the panties, only when she bent over on display, as it were, I saw that the crotchless part came all the way back to reveal her tidy little puckered brown anus.
She walked to the side of the bed, smiling down at Captain Stupid, gawping like an idiot. Slipping out of her shoes, she said: "Well, Captain Cock, care to fly me?"
Then she was on the bed and in my arms and we were kissing. She was one of those "hungry" fuckin' kissers, as I call 'em, nibbling at my mouth, my ear lobes, my neck, my cheeks, giving me little pecks everywhere, then on my mouth, then she was shoving her tongue into my mouth.
For a moment I could hardly believe I was pashing with a pornstar, then I got a bit bolder and put my mouth on her left breast. It was firm and it was a bigger mouthful than I'd ever guessed from her website pictures (that's 'cos, as she explained later, while she's 34-inches, she also a CC cup, whatever that means, but you can work it out, I'm sure).
Her nipple was like a lush, firm cherry and not much bigger, but it was the tastiest fuckin' nipple I've ever had in my mouth. Then I put my mouth onto auto-pilot and set it on a southern course, licking first at her lovely little brown strip of hair, before burrowing into her snatch.
It was the sweetest tastin' fuckin' puissy I've every been privileged to pleasure, I'm telling you. There was all the wonderful natural aromas from a woman who's a sexy beast, sure, but there was also the faintest aroma of piss perfume and I don't know about you, but that little whiff of piddle on a pussy drives me fuckin' insane!
My trip to sex central seemed to please her, but after about a minute of adoration there, she called out: "OK, Captain Cock, time to put that fuckin' joy stick where it can do the most good!"
I left the groin grotto with a final lingering kiss on its clit, then climbed aboard. Fuck she hade the smoothest, most satin-like cunt I've ever driven up. She smiled at me, then kissed me on the mouth, licking my lips, commenting "Fuck, I taste good, don't I?" before insisting I roll over so she was in the dominant position, as you ladies like to call it, I guess.
Then she began to take charge, thrusting up and down on my cock, while allowing me to suck and lick quickly at her breasts as she brushed them enticingly across my mouth.
Soon she was going faster and then, with a little cry of "Hold me, Captain Cock, suck on my titties!" She stretched her arms out straight, poised above me, and I sucked on her lovely nipples, rushing from one to the other then back again.
Then a small cry of "Fuuuuuuuck" came from her beautiful mouth and she shuddered to her climax on my heaving, sweating body.
She lay beside me, smiling, and gave me a slow, lingering kiss, not like the hungry little pecks she'd started the session off with.
Her hand stroked my erection and I put my hand on top of hers, scared that she'd take it away.
"Tell me, you fuckin' gorgeous little creature," I said, using my deep, airline "This is your captain speaking" voice. "What if I'd got the questions wrong?"
Desirae laughed and gripped my cock quite tightly. "Captain fuckin' Cock," she grinned, "you could've said English cooking and the missionary position and I'd've brought you here for a fuck!"
Which may have been or may not have been the truth, but the things it did for yours truly's ego!
And then her mouth was around my helmet, sucking strongly on it, then her tongue traced all over my vein-popping shaft, then licked against my heavy balls.
"You taste nice," she said, coming up for a breather. "Musta been putting that cock of yours somewhere nice."