We walked into this jib joint after a rough morning that started way too early. Rough talking to the cops, rough talking to the family, rough talking to the M.E. I was starving.
Then this cute little kitten walked up to our table and wow, I couldn't help but picture her legs wrapped around my face the minute I saw her.
"Welcome to Murphy's, I'm Lisa, I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with something to drink?" she said with a gorgeous smile. Clear, creamy skin. Shapely red mouth without lipstick on.
"Hi Lisa! I'm Dean, this is Sam and we'll be your customers today. Can you get us some waters maybe?" Sam rolled his eyes but screw him. I'm hilarious. She giggled at least. Cute laugh. Probably the megawatt smile I gave her. I got rewarded with hips swinging the best ass I've seen all week as she walked away.
"What are you doing?" Sam asked.
"What?"
"Can you NOT try to bang every female around every case we get?"
"Hey, I'm not doing anything. I'm tired. You got me up at asscrack early this morning. I'm hungry and she's pretty. I'm just being nice."
"Whatever dude," he sighed and picked up the menu.
Lisa came back with our water and asked for our orders. She was flirty but gracious and seemed to be good at her job, one of those waitresses who doesn't have to write stuff down. She actually flirted with Sam too, who knows why? I mean I think he's still a virgin even.
But when she brought the food, woah. A gorgeous chick bearing a plate of beef for me. I think I fell in love. She set the food on the table and I completely forgot about the burger.
I couldn't tell if they were real or not but I didn't care. Some tits you just want to put your face in. You just want to grab them, they're fun. Some are made for hands, for mouths, for lifting and bouncing, for dreaming about. Every breast is different, they're all great. But some are greater than others. Some are shapely, full, perfect nipples, they fit perfectly in your hand, they respond, they taste like cotton candy or beer or unicorns... these breasts are to be revered. I saw this woman's cleavage and I could tell immediately. I wanted to know this pair. I had to experience this pair. It was-
"AHEM," Sam interrupted my thoughts and I realized I'd been caught staring.
Shit. What an amateur move.
"Well. This looks good enough to eat. Thank you Lisa," I looked down at my food, which was almost as nice as my prior view, but not quite. I felt my face turning red.
Amateur. Dammit.
"You're
very
welcome," she replied, sexy. She was a natural beauty. High cheekbones, graceful neck. Beautiful big dark eyes.
I love women. I know women.
She was coming on to me.
Then she looked at Sam.
What the hell?
She sauntered away, the ass swinging again. I just wanted to lift her up by that tiny waist and fuck her on that counter behind us. I had to make an effort to turn back to my food so I wouldn't look like a stalker.
I ate my food. It was ok. Never met a burger I didn't like. Except maybe that veggie burger shit Sam tricked me into eating that one time. Anyway I was starving after the morning I'd had. But I couldn't stop watching her as she scurried around the diner. She was busy but friendly to everyone. Seeing that auburn hair flick around the restaurant throughout the meal made me want to weave my fingers in that hair, pull her head back and lick her lips for her. Then I remembered her look at Sammy. Nope.
"I'm gonna hit the head," I told my brother.
I saw her going into the kitchen so I walked around toward the bathrooms where the kitchen doors were. I examined the pies under the glass on the counter until she came out. I could go for dessert.
I caught her as she came out, "Hey beautiful, are you doing anything tonight?" I made sure to give her another of my most charming smiles.
"No, why?" She looked a little dazed for a second, then looked back towards the kitchen like she heard something. All I could hear was the normal cooking and talking noises. "Did you have something in mind?"
"Huh. Uhh," I couldn't think of anything interesting. I didn't even think this podunk town had a movie theater. "We're staying at the hotel down the street and I don't really know what there is to do around here, so how about you decide and whatever it is, it's on me." Inspiration.
I'm such a gentleman; let the lady decide. They like that.
I made a mental note to remember that for the future.
"OK, sure. What's my limit?" she asked.
Crap. It's like the whole "What do you wanna do?" "I don't know, what do you wanna do?" "I don't know what do you wanna do?" thing. Except with money. Which is awkward. I don't want her to think I'm cheap but I have no idea what her idea of cheap is.
"Well, I can't take you to see the Taj Mahal tonight, but no limit, within reason," I thought about pushing her up against the counter again. Sex AND pie? I'd have to try that some time. No limits, baby. No limits.
"OK, I'm down. How about I meet you in the hotel lobby at 6?"
"Nice. Sounds good, Lisa. If I'm not there yet, just ask the front desk for Dean Waters," I smiled, thinking of my favorite Floyd album, Animals. That reminded me of that Nickelback song, Animals. Which is about sex. What the hell, I was thinking like a teenager again? I stopped back in the bathroom before returning to the table.
I made it back to discover Sam had gotten some pie for us both.
"Aww, Sammy, just what I always wanted, you shouldn't have."
"Believe it or not, a shot of apple pie looked pretty good to me today," he said. Guess this day was improving. I had a decent meal. Pie was good. Date lined up. "So what's on the agenda for this afternoon?" I asked my huge ugly secretary.
"I'm thinking I'd talk to a few of the neighbors, see if they saw anything. I saw a few Nosey Nancy-types while we were out there this morning. We're gonna need to see what those dumbass kids were talking about in the newspaper last time. Maybe you could track them down."
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I made it back to the hotel before Sam and got in the shower to get ready for my date with the super-hot Lisa. It didn't take long before I found myself thinking of those bodacious breasts again. She really seemed to respond to my charmtastic smile, I could probably seal the deal if ... I looked down to realize I had wood without even doing anything! What was happening? It really was a flashback to high school again. Usually I would never waste a good boner with the memories of Lisa's shiny hair and round swaying ass, but Sam would probably want to take a shower when he got back... and he did get me pie earlier.
The door slammed as I was wrapping the towel around myself.
"Dean?" Sam called.
"Shower," I answered, opening the bathroom door.
"Did you find the kids?" he asked.
"Not all of them. Three outta four ain't bad. They remembered things about the mom disappearing and the moving people acting weird. It's possible we've got something different. Is an invisible chupacabra a real thing?"
"Not that I've read about, but there's a first time for everything. What are you doing?"
"I'm building a boat dumbass, what's it look like?" He didn't like me doing my hair? Was my gel environmentally unfriendly again or something?