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The clock struck nine on the western seaboard of the United States, and men took to their armchairs from Alaska to Alabama, tissues and lube at the ready as they settled in for their favourite show. The theme tune's opening bars blasted from speakers up and down the country, accompanying a crudely drawn graphic of a veiny, swollen-headed penis, being vigorously jerked by a cartoon hand. The penis erupted, shooting its animated goo at TV screens of every size, colour and picture quality. The cartoon semen landed with a sound effect-enhanced splat, spelling out the name of the show in dripping, off-white bubble-style lettering.
CUM FACTOR
.
The spunk-written title slopped to the bottom of the screen, and the camera swooped and glided across a poorly constructed TV set as a garishly-dressed, slicked back man with a pornstar moustache strolled across the stage. The overwhelmingly male audience whooped and applauded as the director counted down from five and flashed a thumbs up at the host.
"Good evening, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to a brand new episode of
Cum Factor
. I'm your host, Perv Griffin, and tonight I'll be joined by a very beautiful celebrity guest who will be gleefully debasing herself for the charity of her choice. Shall we meet our guest?"
A cheer went up from the studio audience, some already brandishing their cocks in anticipation.
"She's a redheaded knockout with a set of tits that could feed the five thousand. Please give a warm and sticky
Cum Factor
welcome to Christina Hendricks!"
The crowd went wild, many aggressively jerking themselves off as the show's celebrity guest emerged from the backstage area in all her buxom glory. Scantily clad in a skin tight purple dress that barely extended past the curves of her ass, the chesty actress bounced and jiggled every which way as she strutted across the stage. Perv greeted his guest with a warm embrace, and a cameraman zoomed in tight to the actress' cleavage, being sure to capture her mountainous assets as they squished against his chest.
"Wow! Doesn't she look stunning, folks?" he asked, already sporting a visible hardon as he turned to face the audience.
The crowd returned a chorus of whooping catcalls, and Christina blew them a kiss, nearly triggering a heart attack from a man in the front row.
"Great to have you here, Christina. Are you excited for tonight's show?"
"I'm very excited, Perv. Thank you for having me on."
"You are more than welcome. And I must say, that is quite the outfit you're wearing there."
"Yeah, I wore this to an awards show once, I seem to recall. I think it had a bit more fabric back then though."
Perv grinned. "Our wardrobe department have been working their magic again, I see."
The crowd laughed. The wardrobe department at
Cum Factor
were well known for their talents in dress modification. Once again they'd taken a classy gown fit for the red carpet and turned it into a frock so slutty it would make a pornstar blush.
"So as you folks are well aware, all money generated in today's will be donated to a charity of Miss Hendricks' choosing. Christina, what charity will you be supporting today?"
"Well, Perv, today I will be raising money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It's a cause that I hold very dear to my heart and..."
"So I see," Perv interrupted, marvelling at the huge pair of boobs that were all but spilling out of her scanty attire.
The audience laughed.
"Sorry," Perv continued, stifling an impish smirk. "A very noble cause. I mean, if there's one part of the anatomy that needs more research it's the female breast. Ain't that right, guys?"
Whoops and cheers sounded loudly from all around the studio, some even coming from the cameramen and the producers backstage.
Perv grinned and looked at his guest. "Sounds like they approve. OK, let's make some money. Those tits ain't gonna research themselves. So, as you guys are well aware, round one is the Blowjob Round, and our lovely celebrity guest here will have just 30 minutes to bring as many men to orgasm as she can. But here's the kicker. She's only allowed to use her mouth, her hands and, of course, those lovely big breasts of hers. Now, there is a total of $100,000 up for grabs for your chosen charity in this first round, Christina. Do you think you can get it all?"
"I hope so, Perv. I'll certainly give it my best shot."
"That's what we like to hear. OK, let's get on with the first round." A timer showing 30:00 appeared on a giant screen above their heads as a group of four young black men strutted out onto the stage. "Fellas, take it away."
The timer started ticking down and Perv stepped aside as the four men approached, forming a circle around the celebrity guest. Hands grabbed at her from all four sides, squeezing her ass and groping her enormous tits. One man gripped her by the hair, pulling her towards him and pushing his big, thick lips against her own, his tongue plunging halfway to her tonsils.
"Hmm, looks like the guys are getting a feel for the merchandise," Perv declared, commentating for the folks back home. "Doesn't look like the best use of time, but, hey, can't really blame them, right?"
Christina was pulled towards another, and a second second sloppy kiss quickly and messily ensued. A light tug at the top of her dress and her huge tits popped out, drawing further cheers from the enraptured audience. Hands pawed at those big, freed breasts and two men latched onto her nipples, suckling with greedy intent.
"Damn!" said Perv. "Looks like these guys are feeling a little peckish, huh? Let's see if our guest has an appetite of her own."
Lips peeled from her nipples and a pair of dark hands rested on her shoulder blades, pushing her towards the studio floor. Christina settled at her knees, surrounded on all sides by hefty lumps, bulging beneath the fabric of their pants. Belts were unbuckled and drawstrings untied, unveiling for the longest, thickest black cocks that the actress had ever seen. She stared in disbelief from one fat prick to the next, eyes nearly springing from their sockets. Her mouth fell open and the orifice was quickly filled by the man in front as he steered his cock towards her lips.
"MMPF!" Christina exclaimed, her voice muffled as a hardy portion was stuffed into her mouth.
Her lips wrapped around his veiny shaft and a hand gripped the back of her head, guiding her down his length. Fingers wound around her spindly wrists, pulling them in different directions before a pulsing tube was slapped down into each of her palms. She gripped each member tight, jerking them in tandem as the man behind slapped his cock against her shoulders, eagerly awaiting his turn.
Veins throbbed against her tongue as her full lips slid along the shaft, saliva coating every inch. One last push and her lips touched base, her nose vanishing into his wiry pubes as she choked him down in the name of charity. Christina slurped and sucked, feeling him swell inside her mouth as a helpless groan flew forth from the young man's lips.
"Ooh! Hear that, fellas?" asked Perv. "Looks like we might have our first load."
His grip loosened at the back of her head and he retracted desperately from down her throat, jerking his dick at a mile a minute. Her lips stayed open as he jerked and pulled, his dick pointed at the drooling target. One last stroke and his bellend erupted, firing a spunky blast straight into her waiting mouth. A cameraman moved in for a close up, shoving his lens into the redhead's face.
"Damn! Look at all that goop!" Perv exclaimed, the image of her spunk-filled mouth now plastered across the giant screen. "Looks like you've got triplets in your mouth there, Christina!" Laughter rung around the studio. "Swallow it down for us, honey."