(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
With the success of our first Cougar Mania event last month, it didn't take long for people to start asking when the next one was coming out.
Interest was high, with some of the biggest names in porn asking about it. The list of those potential candidates was quite long. While going through the selection process, our referee, Ariel X suggested we go with golden oldies, using stars that were at least fifty years old.
I didn't like the idea at first, until I saw the list of women that fit the criteria, who were interested in participating in a second Cougar Mania. Nina Hartley was one name that stood out. Known for having the best ass in the business, the blue eyed blonde still looked great at the age of 64. I know I've whacked off to her at least a hundred times. I didn't think she'd be interested, but apparently she was a big fan of Celebrity Sexfights, and decided to try this.
We went with the same format as the first event, with a stripfight elimination round, followed by the orgasm knockout finale.
The slate of mature porn stars had plenty of variety, with something for everyone. Along with the legendary Miss Hartley, we had the lovely Erica Lauren, our oldest performer at the 68. We had Jillian Foxx, a 64-year-old brunette bodybuilder. Kelly Leigh, who showed up almost unrecognizable with gray hair and a much chunkier body than we've seen from her in the past. She looked a little older than 56. Another silver haired contestant was Hawaiian beauty Leilani Lei (58). Beautiful 56-year-old redhead Janet Mason was on hand, as was everyone's favorite swinger, Tracy Licks(59).
Classy milf Magdalene St. Michaels looked absolutely fabulous for someone 66. Busty brunette and Sarah Palin lookalike Lisa Ann was signed up. She was our youngest competitor at age of 51, a beating one of my personal favorites, Francesca Le by a few months. Strapon specialist Cala Craves was also here. Hopefully she would get a chance to use it. Last but certainly not least, one of porn's biggest stars, Ginger Lynn was the icing on the cake for this group of gorgeous cougars.
The sellout crowd was buzzing, as some of the most beautiful women in porn, marched into the arena in their string bikinis.
Janet in lime green
Jillian in black
Leilani in white
Tracy in sky blue
Kelly in leopard print
Magdalene in purple
Nina in lavender
Erica in pink
Cala in red
Francesca in dark blue
Ginger in yellow
Lisa Ann in orange with white polka dots
It was an incredible display of legendary talent, lined up in the ring ready to do battle. Once again a few of us threw in a hundred bucks apiece to pull a name out of a hat. I was lucky enough to draw the winner last time, with Elexis Monroe, pocketing over $1000. Hopefully I could keep my streak alive.
This time I drew Jillian Foxx, the one porn star that I wasn't real familiar with. All I know is that she has a fantastic body, and could crack walnuts with her muscular thighs. The more I watched her, the more I liked my chances.
We acquired the services of Ariel X to do our officiating once again, with the star of Ultimate Surrender and Evolved Fights taking the microphone at center stage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Celebrity Sexfights for our second edition of Cougar Mania. We have the assembled the most beautiful women in the world to battle it out for the title of Cougar Queen."
I'll admit my allegiance went directly to Jillian. I really didn't care who won, but if it had to be anyone, I wanted Jillian just so I could pocket the winnings from our pool once again.
When Ariel blew the whistle, signifying the start of the event, it looked like I picked the winner for the second time in a row. While most of the women covered up, covering their boobies in a defensive stance, Jillian went into attack mode.
She turned to her left, undoing the strings of Leilani's white top, then spun around ripping off Janet's top, leaving the two milfs topless in a matter of seconds.
Legendary porn goddess Ginger Lynn got off to a quick start also, tearing away the orange polka dot top of big-titted cougar Lisa Ann, unveiling her bodacious tatas. Apparently Lisa Ann didn't realize what the elimination round was about, helping Ginger remove her flimsy bra. The beautiful milf turned around, wiggling her huge boobs, battering the porn legend with her big tits. While Ginger tried to duck, avoiding the titty whipping, Francesca swooped in removing her yellow panties, then her top in a matter of seconds. Porn's greatest star of all time was the first casualty. Ariel was on the spot to announce the anal queen's departure.
"GINGER LYNN ---- OUT!"
While Francesca was celebrating her big move, twirling Ginger's yellow top around, she felt a cool draft sweep across her own beautiful breasts, as she lost her top, compliments of Cala Craves.
The free-for-all was just getting started with Erica Lauren letting out an ear-piercing howl from across the ring, losing her pink bottoms to Nina, when she was too busy trying to cover up her top.
My girl Jillian was still wreaking havoc, knocking Janet out by untying her lime green bikini bottoms, and pulling them away from the gorgeous redhead, leaving her standing there in the nude.
"JANET MASON ---- OUT!"
Some of the other women began to come out of their shells also, with Tracy and Kelly ganging up on Magdalene, going after the classy brunette's purple outfit. Tracy snagged the top while her chubby friend removed the panties, eliminating another contestant.
"MAGDALENE ST. MICHAELS ----OUT!"
Tracy moved on to find another victim, going for Leilani's skimpy white bikini bottom, trying to knock her out. The gray-haired beauty proved to be tougher than she looked, tearing away Tracy's sky blue top, leaving America's favorite swinger with her softball sized tits, dangling free.
Leilani's luck didn't last however, as the hot bodybuilder in black came in from behind, yanking her panties down. Jillian had trouble removing the white bottoms from the feisty Hawaiian, having to trip her before finally pulling the panties from her lovely legs.
"LEILANI LEI ---- OUT!"
Nina and Erica were in a tussle, nervously laughing as they tugged on each other's top, stretching them out. They seemed to come off at about the same time, but unfortunately, the tall blonde lady was eliminated.
"ERICA LAUREN ---- OUT!"
With five porn stars knocked out, there was only one more to go before they moved onto the next round.
Kelly went for Nina, while Cala cornered Tracy. They were each looking to get the decisive knockout by stripping the bottoms off the topless milfs. Francesca had her eyes on Lisa Ann, looking to do the same.
Meanwhile, my girl was crawling around on the floor with her top and bottom intact, hoping to make it through to the next round. Instead of looking for someone to eliminate, she went to the help Tracy. She figured Cala was the biggest threat remaining. While the nasty blonde had Tracy backed up against the corner, Jillian crawled up and undid the strings on Cala's red bikini bottoms, exposing her thick dark muff.
Cala was surprised to lose her panties, looking back behind her while holding Tracy's shoulders up against the corner. The split second it took to turn away, was all it took for Tracy to remove Cala's top, snatching it, making the blonde bombshell the final casualty of round one.
"CALA CRAVES ---- OUT!"
"On to round two!"
We still had an interesting group remaining, including my pick, Jillian. I wouldn't mind picking up another twelve hundred bucks.
Ariel came out and announced the final pairings after having the women remove any remaining pieces of their bathing suits.
"Couple #1 ---- Jillian & Kelly!"
Kelly is the one person that I didn't want Jillian to face. She may have been a bit pudgy compared to the others, but I thought she had plenty of energy in the first round. I also remember her being very aggressive in some of her videos from the past.
"Couple #2 ---- Francesca & Lisa Ann!"
This may have been the hottest pairing of the three. It had my favorite vs the crowd favorite. Lisa Ann was the quintessential Milf, adored by everyone. I'm sure all eyes would be on this sexy matchup.
"Couple #3 ---- Nina & Tracy!"
It wasn't a big surprise to see Nina in the finals. Even though she lost her top in round one, she had a certain air about her that made her seem unbeatable. It's as if it was her show, and everyone else was just extras.
Nina was all business as she took a seat on the floor, spreading her creamy white thighs. Her lovely shaved pussy was on display, with an open invitation for Tracy to join her for some scissoring.
The 59-year-old Milf appeared to be a bit star struck, smiling nervously as she joined the legendary porn star on the floor. Tracy looked more like your average American housewife than a porn star. I think that was part of her allure, along with her constant comforting smile. She had a short blonde layered pixie hairstyle, and smooth white skin laced with freckles. Her medium sized tits sagged slightly, jiggling with every move.
Most of Tracy's films were of the amateur variety, swinging with her circle of friends in Florida. You could say she had a cult following with her successful website.