(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
I was recently given a proposal for a new Celebrity Sexfight match. Dan Conners, owner of Girlfriend Films, and one of our original investors came up with the idea of using some of the stars from his popular business.
Because of our tendency to have older celebrities as our competitors, he suggested we enlist the help from some of their popular Milf porn stars. As a matter of fact, he had a pretty specific event already lined up. Cougar Mania.
He came up with the idea of the free-for-all wrestlemania type event, featuring a few of the top performers from his adult lesbian website.
The premise would be to have a dozen porn stars take the ring at the same time, wearing our standard string bikinis for a stripfight. The first six contestants to lose their tops and bottoms would be eliminated.
The remaining six would fight in a last woman standing format, trying to make the others cum on the mat or submit. Once you have an orgasm, you're out of the competition.
It sounded good to me! I'm sure it could be pretty intense. Especially with a ring packed with beautiful women.
I asked if Deauxma would be one of the performers, being a big fan of the tall busty brunette, known for her incredible squirting orgasms.
Dan said she was the first person he signed up. He rattled off the rest of the names, and it was a who's who of Porn Star Milfs.
Brandi Love, Cory Chase, Jodi West, Dee Williams, Syren DeMer, Elexis Monroe, Veronica Snow, Zoey Holloway, Nicole Moore, Darla Crane and Brenda James.
I could see any one of these beautiful women winning this thing. Personally, I'd like to see Deauxma come out on top. But a part of me wants to see her have one of her famous squirting orgasms, that would obviously keep her out of the winner's circle.
A few of us threw a hundred bucks into a pool for the winner, pulling a name out of a hat. I drew Elexis Monroe, so I guess I was rooting for her. I kinda like my chances.
We had to modify our wrestling arena, making the ring big enough to hold a dozen competitors. We still had it roped off, but it was at floor level, with a large foam mat.
The atmosphere was electric as the gorgeous milfs entered the arena in their skimpy bikinis, marching in single file. It was pretty cool to see the different array of colors as they walked by, one by one.
Dee in Yellow
Syren in Lime Green
Nicole in Black
Zoey in Orange
Elexis in Purple
Brandi in Sky Blue
Veronica in Dark Blue
Jodi in Red
Brenda in Light Brown
Darla in Kelly Green
Cory in Pink
and last but not least
Deauxma in White
They filed in, taking their spots in the ring, up against the ropes, facing the middle. There were three women on each of the four sides, with plenty of room to have the sexy battle royale.
I'm not sure exactly how this would go, but how hard could it be to untie the strings on a bikini? This first round could be over in a matter of seconds.
My girl Elexis was on the far side, in the middle, Brandi and Zoey at her sides. I'm not sure if her strategy would be to go for one of them, or a weaker target. The only problem was figuring out who the weak ones were. There didn't seem to be any.
To help keep things straight, Ariel X from Ultimate Surrender, was chosen to officiate the action, and help sort out the winners. The ladies smiled nervously in anticipation of what could be a chaotic brawl.
The whistle blew and was off to a wild, frantic start. Elexis reached to her right for Zoey, who took off in the other direction. Her top string came undone quite easily, as she scurried the other way. Meanwhile Brandi seemed to be the center of attention, with Veronica and Jodi ganging up on her. Veronica got her top, while Jodi snagged her bottoms, making the blonde bombshell the first victim.
Ariel was on top of it, declaring the first elimination.
"BRANDI LOVE----OUT!!"
Brandi didn't go down without putting up a fight, removing Jodi's top, while she was being stripped.
On the other side of the ring, Syren and Dee were teaming up on Nicole, and succeeded in getting the sandy blonde's black bikini.
"NICOLE MOORE----OUT!!"
Meanwhile Darla and Brenda were in a tussle, both topless, fighting to get the other's bottoms. It seemed to be a stalemate, as they were bent over with their panties barely out of reach.
Zoey tugged at one of the strings on Syren's lime green bikini top, after Nicole was eliminated. But Dee came to her rescue, removing the orange bottoms from the dark-haired milf. Ariel was on the spot again to declare her out of the competition.
"ZOEY HOLLOWAY----OUT!!"
Elexis and Deauxma both had their bikinis intact and made eye contact from across the ring. They met in the middle with their hands up defensively, while making quick pecking stabs at the other's top. Deauxma was the first to hit paydirt, pulling on Elexis' purple top until it popped right off, leaving her beautiful tanned tits bouncing free.