I was in the kitchen when my sister burst in, arms full of plastic bags containing, I knew, bags of crisps, nuts, and salsa, laughing wildly at something one of her friends said. I heard some others following her in, I couldnât tell how many. Bright and lively, although Jane works as a technician on various movie sets, she always seems to befriend the actors rather than her fellow techies. As she was back in Britain, she asked if she and some of her friends could come round to my London flat rather than trying to party in a hotel. I was delighted, and agreed to get in some booze and make my famous chicken wings.
I came into the sitting room, where people were making themselves comfortable, and gave my sister a hug, and she introduced me to the six or seven others as they unpacked the beers theyâd brought me. Someone threw me a can, and I stood for a moment trying to put the names Jane had thrown at me to faces I recognised. Most were unknown, although some were vaguely familiar. Only as I glanced into the furthest corner of the room did I see her. A petite blonde was folding an expensive-looking jacket and looking for a space to put it. I recognised her at once, as a real Hollywood star and a woman I had fancied for years. It was Kirsten Dunst.
I opened my beer, to give my hands something to do, as I walked across to her, and offered to put her coat in my bedroom. She smiled, and accepted the offer, saying that the coat was a gift. As I came back from my bedroom, I went across to the kitchen. I had pulled the last wings out of the over and was âknocking backâ the bread dough for some pizzas when, to my further amazement, Kirsten slipped through the door, looking stunning in a sleeveless black top that subtly accentuated all her perfect curves, and some fantastically tight tan trousers.
âDo you need any help?â she asked, sweetly.
âThanks, but Iâm fine,â I said, struggling to sound controlled, as though cute movie stars were always wandering into my tiny kitchen.
As I divided the dough into balls, we chatted. I was at something of a loss for words, obviously, but I asked a few questions, and Kirsten seemed to be quite happy to talk. She was quiet, and had a habit of running her finger over her lower lip as she thought that, in my besotted state, I found adorable. She was talking to me quite confidently, but claimed to be very shy, and only came to the party because she didnât want to dine alone in London â knowing of the reputation of the tabloids, and the sleazy nature of many of my fellow Londoners, this struck me as very sensible. Soon, though, she stopped talking about her, and began asking about the cooking I was doing.
âIâve never had the chance to cook. You donât really, as an actress, and I never lived away from home before it was all restaurants and parties. To me, a homemade pizza comes out of a box and goes into the oven.â
This was a good topic for me â as a caterer I save money and improve results by cooking everything from basic ingredients. A lot of my success with women is due to my ability in the kitchen. So I talked her through making dough, tomato sauce, and so on, as I started to roll the dough.
âCan I do one?â she asked, face as eager as a child. Well, of course, I couldnât say no, so I handed her the rolling pin, and got out a second apron, and dropped it over her head. Taking a deep breath, I reached behind her to grab the ties, and secured it over her flat stomach, my thumb just brushing the patch of bare skin below her vest. If she noticed anything, she didnât say, and instead turned to the worktop to begin rolling, tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth slightly.
Well, I donât want to be rude, but she was dreadful. I mean, awful, so bad that I had to knead the dough back into a ball and let her start again. I showed her how to flour the pin, and then stood back, giving her a few instructions as she began to roll. Eventually she turned to me, and laughed in frustration.
âI canât do it! Youâll have to show me.â
âSure,â I said, moving to take the pin back from her.
âNo,â she replied, not letting go. âIâve watched you do it already. I mean, youâll have to guide me.
This was the sweetest music Iâd ever heard. I took a big swig of lager and reached around her, controlling the pin, one hand outside of each of her smaller hands. I willed myself to leave a discreet distance between our bodies. As I let go of the pin to rotate the pizza, she moved her hands slightly further apart, so that I had no choice but to lay mine over hers. As we rolled the dough thinner, Kirsten took a half step further backwards, so that our bodies were close together. I took a sudden, deep breath, and smelt her perfume, and the shampoo in her hair. Softly, so gently I was hardly aware at first of what she was doing, she began to sway her hips in time with the R&B pounding through from the living room. I became uncomfortably aware of the bulge forming in my trousers, but again, if she noticed, she said nothing.
All too soon, we had rolled all of the pizzas. I stood and directed Kirsten as she topped them and put them into the oven, whilst I tried to recover, and make sense of what had just happened. The pizzas went into the oven, and we started to chat again, but it a much more relaxed, light-hearted way. I was teasing her about her role in Spiderman, and the famous nipple pictures that are everywhere on the internet, when she dipped her hand into the flour, and put ânipplesâ on my navy shirt with her fingertips.
âHey! Not fair! Iâve just taken my apron off,â I laughed. She didnât reply, but stuck her pointed tongue out at me and rubbed her hands together, before lunging at me again, and grabbing my backside, leaving me with two floury prints on my arse. I reached for the flour, and did the same to her. She giggled, struggling against me, and I lifted her slightly off the ground. I couldnât believe how light she was, I couldnât believe I was doing this. I let her go, hoping she still thought this was a game. I could see from her face that she wasnât angry with me.
Just then, the timer, to my disgust, began to beep, and I took the pizzas out of the oven as Kirsten brushed my handprints from her wonderful, wonderful ass and washed her hands. As I filled a tray with food, she reached around behind me, and removed my flour nipples with a wetted finger. I thought she took rather longer over this than she needed to, but I didnât mind a bit. Then she started to stroke my backside, removing the last of the flour. I couldnât move. She obviously knew exactly what she was doing with her hands. It was the most incredible feeling, even more so because until this evening she was a woman I had lusted after, from a distance.
âYouâve got an amazing body,â she purred, âso strong, and such a great ass. I think I might forget my jacket tonight, and have to come back to your bedroom.â I tried to think of a way to respond to this incredible statement, and the delicious emphasis on bed, but as I turned, she was gone, back into the party.