Colin & I Get Friendly, Sort Of Ch. 01
The usual disclaimer applied to all celebrity fantasies applies here as well. I know nothing of Colin Farrell's sexual orientation, besides he is at the very least a raging heterosexual. I don't mean to imply otherwise, he's just flat out hot to anyone, straight, gay or otherwise. This is fiction, plain and simple.
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It all started with my trust fund cashing early. The product of massive wealth, I quickly joined the young, hot jet set. I had the money and the time to party like and with the rock stars and their children. This story takes us to LA, and a private party being thrown by Paris Hilton for her birthday at her Hollywood Hills home.
I was sitting by the bar by the pool, getting my social lubrication in place before making the rounds. On my third Cosmo, I looked up to see Colin Farrell standing at the bar a few feet away. I smiled a little; knowing that he was one of the men I'd like to add to my list of done items. (I'm bi-sexual by the way, which makes things much more interesting) He was standing in a pair of tight black leather pants, a green vintage tee shirt and black Doc Marten boots. Paris wondered over to him as his scotch was served up, and a few seconds later brought him over to me.
"Colin, this is Alex, Alex, I'm sure you know this is Colin." She said
"Of course, good to meet you." I said, taking a big sip of my martini.
"Yeah, good to finally meet you too. From what I hear you've slept with almost as many people in this town as I have." He replied, taking out a cigarette and lighting it.
"Well, I must mingle, ciao!" bubbled Paris.
"I get the feeling I might have you beat on that one." I said after she left, lighting my own smoke,
"Really, maybe you could teach me a trick or two."
"Better watch what you say, people like me might get the wrong idea," I said, moving in a little closer to the Irish hottie.
"I think I know exactly what bloody idea I'm trying to give." He reached out and grabbed my crotch as he turned around to face the room.
"You're not straight?" I asked, a little taken aback.
"I'm straight; I just know a good piece of ass when I see it. " he responded, downing his Scotch and putting the glass back on the bar, motioning for another one.
"Give me one of those too, make it a double." I told the bartender, putting my martini back on the bar and stubbing out my smoke.
"Drink it quick and lets blow this place, I have plans for you." He said. We shot our Scotch and headed out to the driveway. We got into his limo, and sat in relative silence on the way to the hotel. We went up to his room at the Hollywood Renaissance.