"Babe... you had such great success making Spence (The King Of Queens) a pornstar, I think you'll have no problem making Cletus one. I'll be happy to help out if you need it."
"Babe...I can't believe you got me into this again. Yeah... Spence worked out, but he was a headache. And now... you've got me doing it all over again with my uncle. I don't know why I let you and mama talk me into it."
My amazing wife Kim Kardashian walks slowly and confidently over to me and hugs me around the neck, smiling beautifully and rubbing my chin. "Because you can't say no to your wonderful mother... and to your loving wife. You're just the sweetest." She kisses me and keeps smiling, looking at me with a mischievous grin. Kim knows she's right. I can't say no to either of them.
"Yeah... you're right about that. I also can't so no to this ass..." I kiss her and get a real big, extra long booty squeeze in on her. I'm totally fucking obsessed with my wife's world famous, Kardashian rump.
Kim giggles as we swap spit and tongue fuck. My horny hands enjoy every awesome second of me roughly manhandling my wife's utterly magnificent rear.
I decided... with a lot of prodding from my mother (Kelly Madison) and my wife... to help out my uncle Cletus. He's married to my aunt Christy (Christy Canyon). Cletus is from Tennessee. He's the only redneck in the family that I'm aware of. Nothing against rednecks though. I dig em.
Aunt Christy asked her sister to help get her annoying, but likeable hubby into porn for a couple of reasons. She wanted him outta the house as much as possible because he's driving her crazy with all of his belching, farting, and assorted redneck activities, and... he's sure got the dick for it. Aunt Christy used to do porn so she knows all about big dicks. She always says it's the only damn reason she married my uncle. I think they met at an autograph signing or something about a dozen years ago. Plus... aunt Christy sees dollar signs in her sexy, sneaky eyes when she looks at my uncle's enormous, redneck dick.
Mama and aunt Christy are real close so she decided to help her out... and she knew just where to go for help. Yep... her loving son. She talked Kim into helping first because she knows I also can't say no to my wife so she wanted to cover her bases. My mother is not only the most gorgeous mother ever, she's also quite the manipulator. Very sweet and loving, but quite the manipulator indeed.
I'm kinda busy with our big expansion plans for our porn company so I'm gonna leave my mother... with Kim's help I guess... in charge of this freaky family project.
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"Thanks for helping Kelly. I'll be sure to thank my handsome nephew properly the first chance I get." Aunt Christy tells mama as they drink coffee while they relax in the kitchen at Christy's house.
"No problem, honey. I'm glad I could help. Where is 'ol Cletus anyway?" Mama asks, sipping her coffee as she looks around the kitchen.
Christy shakes her head. "Sheesh. Thankfully he's out getting drunk. If he didn't have such a big, beautiful cock, I'd throw his fat, redneck ass out so damn quick. HE DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY! Singing country music... or attempting to... belching, farting, banjo playing, shooting his damn guns off all the time... spinning donuts in the driveway with that damn pickup truck all the damn time. FUCK! I'm hoping him doing fuck flicks will keep him out of the house as much as possible. Jesus!" Aunt Christy lowers her head, shaking it again in frustration. Mama rubs her sister's shoulder to comfort her.
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"OK, Cletus. Christy says you're good at sex so that part is out of the way. You just need to relax and remember that we're making movies here, but don't let that make you nervous, Ok?" Kim offers some encouragement to my loud and obnoxious, but still likable uncle from Tennessee.
"HOT DAMN! YOU GOT IT MISSY!" Cletus shoots off his pistol at the ceiling in one of our offices. Kim finches, wondering if she should've actually joined in with my mother on this one.
"Please don't do that again, Cletus. Put your gun away, Ok? You're gonna scare off everyone."
"Oh...Ok. No problem, young lady." Cletus holsters his pistol, then takes it off and hands it to Kim, who puts it in the desk. She takes a deep breath and gathers herself with a patented, Kim K smile.
"You sure are one pretty lady, missy. Wow! You got a pretty darn spectacular booty there too. Mmm Mmm!" Cletus looks over my truly perfect wife's, truly perfect curves with a leering grin and wide eyed bedazzlement.