Disclaimer: I do not intend for anyone to mistake this as being true and real. It is a fictional story involving fake versions of celebrities all over the age of 18.
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My father really knew how to piss me off. He had to be an expert otherwise he would never have decided to pick my sixteenth birthday to announce he was getting married to long-time girlfriend and star of Mad Men; Christina Hendricks. I know what you're probably thinking, wouldn't it be every guy's fantasy to have the voluptuous Christina Hendricks living under the same roof? Not for me, no for me she was an unwelcome presence in my late teens, just another authority figure to throw a wrench into the already established dynamics set up between me and my Dad.
Yes, my Dad really knew how to piss me off. Even though after two years I'd gotten used to and even learned to enjoy having Christina around, my father still needed to find new ways to annoy me. Which he did in spectacular fashion when he agreed to go on a business trip over the weekend of my birthday, missing my birthday on the Friday and my party on the Saturday.
'I know it's disappointing, but there is really just no way around it,' my father said, as he dragged his suitcase to the front door, getting ready to say his goodbyes before leaving for the weekend.
'But it's my birthday,' I said somewhat sadly. 'Who am I supposed to go to lunch with? Who's going to take me to the movies?' I said, listing the traditions my father and I had partaken in every birthday since I could remember.
'Christina can take you to all those things... it's about time you started making traditions with her as well,' he said, opening the door and stepping out. 'Anyway, son I have to go, have a good birthday will you?' He said, giving me a quick hug before turning and walking out to the taxi that awaited him.
I just stared in shock. 'Yeah... thanks,' I said, closing the door behind him and heading right upstairs to my bedroom.
I immediately turned on the computer, wanting to numb my pain by watching some serious pornography. I didn't get much time to myself however, as I was very quickly interrupted by a knock on my door.
'I'm busy!' I said, looking from the hard-core gangbang playing on my computer to my door, hoping Christina would just go away.
'Justin we need to talk,' Christina said, seriously.
'One second,' I said minimising the big titted red head who was getting fucked from all angles and quickly pulling my pants up.
'What's up?' I said, pulling the door open and staring down the gorgeous, full figured redhead who stood beyond it.
'I wanted to talk to you about tomorrow,' Christina said, stepping past me and into my room, sitting on my bed as I sat back down at my desk.
'What's to talk about?' I said glumly, avoiding eye contact with her. 'I guess I'll just hang out here.'
'Well... I know you and your father go to lunch every year,' Christina said, smiling at me. 'You know I can get us into the kinds of restaurants your father just can't,' she offered.
I considered her for a moment. On the one hand, it felt weird to be including Christina in on my father and I's tradition but on the other hand, I could see she was genuinely reaching out and... well I didn't exactly want to spend my birthday alone.
'Where did you have in mind?' I asked, despite myself.
'That depends, what kind of food do you want?' Christina said, clearly happy that I'd decided to take her up on her offer.
'Italian?' I suggested.
'Done,' Christina said, reaching for her phone and sending a message to someone. 'And so about this movie.'
'Movie?" I questioned.
'I know you and your father go a movie every year so, what do you want to watch?' Christina asked.
'I don't really know what's out,' I admitted.
'Let's just look it up,' Christina said, getting up from my bed and moving over to my computer.
My eyes were too transfixed on her massive, hanging cleavage for me to realise what was about to happen. 'Wait,' I said, realising too late the mistake I'd made.
Christina stared in shock at the page she'd maximised, a woman, who didn't look too much different than her, now getting covered in cum by about ten different men. 'I...' Christina said, utterly speechless.
'Oh fuck,' I said, staring from her to the seedy scene on my screen.
Christina looked at me wide eyed and then backed away. 'You just uh... tell me what you want to watch and I'll uh... yeah,' Christina said as she backed out of my room completely, closing the door behind her.
'Fuck,' I said, putting my head in my hands.
I'd never been more embarrassed and turned on at the same time in my entire life.
The Next Day
I sat awkwardly as Christina served me breakfast. 'Extra bacon?' She asked.
'Uhh... yeah, thanks,' I said, staring down into my food, unable to face her.
Christina hummed to herself as she cooked up some more bacon, putting it on my place and sitting down across from me. 'Eat up, but not too much, wouldn't want to spoil lunch,' Christina said.
'Oh... you still... cool,' I said, happily surprised that she still wanted to spend time with me after the mishap the night before, but kind of dreading the prolonged awkwardness.
'You think because of last night that I wouldn't take you on your birthday lunch?' Christina asked, an amused smile appearing on her face.
'Well...' I muttered, awkwardly filling my mouth up with food.
'I understand that this sort of thing is pretty normal, men have their urges,' she said, chuckling to herself. 'I suppose...'
'What's that?' I said, looking up.
'Well... it is a little interesting... just the kind of urge you were having,' Christina said, no doubt referencing the adult star's resemblance to her.
'I...' I was panicked now.
'I guess you and your father have a similar taste huh?' Christina joked, as she got up to clear my plate, her heavy tits jiggling in her loose blouse.
'Uhh...' I attempted, surprised at how well she was taking it all.
'It must be hard, I'm closer to your age than to your Dad's... and I can tell your friends find me attractive... I see no reason to tell your father about this little incident,' she said, placing her hands on my shoulders and gripping them slightly.
'Thanks,' I said as she leaned slightly, her cleavage nearly right against the back of my head.
'Now,' she said, standing up straight. 'Our reservation is at one so, I'll meet you down here around twelve?' She suggested.
'Sounds good,' I said, a weak smile appearing on my face.
Lunch
'Wow,' I said, finishing up my expensive meal. 'This really was amazing,' I said, looking across at my gorgeous step-mother who had dolled herself up rather nicely for the occasion. She had so much cleavage showing that a passer-by might think we were on a date.
'I know right,' she said, smiling at me with a satisfied expression.