Sometimes life takes really bizarre turns of events. I am a 22 year old wannabe-rock-star; I recently formed a blues/alternative rock band, in which I sing and play guitar, so as you can imagine, I'm not the biggest fan of most "pop" music. It was pretty strange that, on the one day that I decided to listen to the local Top 40 radio station, they were having a contest. The seventh caller to correctly answer the trivia question of the day would receive two backstage passes to Christina Aguilera's next concert. The question was one I knew, so, just to be a smart-ass, I called up the radio station and spoke as if I were a dumbfounded, excited teenager, and answered the question. As luck would have it, I was the seventh caller, and I ended up with the backstage passes.
I ended up going to the show alone, because I couldn't find any friends that were really interested in going with me. My friends are all musical snobs, I guess. I, on the other hand, don't really care; if a performer can put on a good show, a performer can put on a good show. Christina Aguilera did just that. She came out on stage wearing a tight, spandex shirt that showed off her lean stomach and pierced navel. Her shorts were cut so high that I could see the bottom of her ass cheeks when she turned around. As she performed, I don't know what impressed me more: her amazing vocal ability, or the unbridled sexuality that the young pop star exhibited. Needless to say, the way she was dressed and the way she moved her body made me somewhat turned on.
As if I wasn't already uncomfortable enough, being a lone, college-aged man in a sea of scantily-clad teenage girls, I realized that I was going to meet Christina Aguilera after the show, and I was a bit nervous. I was already imagining the look she would have on her face with my cock buried deep inside of her, and as any guy knows, having that mental image of a woman before meeting her can make conversation difficult.
Once the show ended, I headed for the backstage area, and after the security guards let me in, I waited around, hoping she would come out so I would get a chance to meet her. Shortly afterwards, I noticed everyone's head turned to one direction: hers. Christina walked into the backstage area, her body glistening with sweat, a water bottle in her right hand. I stood up, staring at her with a somewhat dumbfounded look on my face, and to my surprise, she walked right up to me and initiated conversation.
"Hey," she said to me, "I've never seen you before."
"Yeah," I replied, "I'm the winner of that radio station contest. The name's Zack." I extended my hand, and hers met mine in a firm handshake.
"Nice to meet you Zack. I like a man who can give a good handshake," Christina responded with a wink and a half-smile. She giggled cutely. "You seem like a cool guy, Zack. Not too starstruck, huh?"
"Nope. I am the lead singer of a rock band; we just started up a few months ago. Maybe if you were an actor or the President, I would feel weird, but as far as I'm concerned, you and I are the same, except I'm not famous."
Christina proceeded to bitch about guys she met who were cute but said dumb stuff to her like "You're so much cooler than Britney Spears." So after that our conversation progressed in a pretty normal fashion... until she asked me if I wanted to go back to her hotel room and have a few drinks. I was amazed. Nervously I said yes, and she led me onto the bus, where I took a seat next to her. The bus drove out of the venue, and was nearly bombarded with screaming kids holding cutesy signs that they had made for her. Of course she waved at them and acted like it was no big deal.