Carmen Electra hosted this special on Fox the other night and she was wearing these tight leather pants and open toed high heels. The look absolutely ruined me that I had to write a fantasy story about me and her and below is what I wrote.
God I was in heaven. Somehow my dad had got an extra ticket to a special that Carmen Electra was hosting. I sat there and was with a bunch of people as the taping began.
As soon as the cameras went on out she walked. My eyes and mouth just stayed open for the longest of time. Carmen was dressed to kill and I almost was thinking of walking out of the place as I couldn't even stand to look. She had on a pair of tight black leather pants that hugged in all the right places, a silver top on and black strap on open toe heels that ruined me. Now through out the show Carmen walked a round a bit and also sat down in this big leather chair that was on the set.
Carmen actually did pretty good as she didn't screw up most of the lines and the taping was over in about 90 minutes. I was in heaven in those 90 min. I was too far away to see her toes, but her fingers were a manicured clear white and her eyes and the rest of her were just pure heaven.
After the taping they asked for people to help tear down the set and since I am a pretty built guy I asked and was picked. I had hoped to sneak a peek at Carmen, but I kinda just figured I had no shot. After I finished breaking down the set I was led toward the back and put in a room where I was going to actually get paid for what I did.
There was a computer in there and the guy asked if I wanted to log on for a few minutes while I got paid. I told the guy sure and I logged onto AOL and was checking my mail and some files.
I was checking some of my sent mail and I had sent this awesome pic of Carmen Electra in strap on pumps to a few people and I was reading their emails to me back.
I looked around and didn't see anyone around so I went back and opened one of the old emails and out popped Carmen's feet in those heels. I just sat there looking at them when I heard a little knock on the glass.
IT WAS CARMEN ELECTRA!!!!
I turned around and quickly kicked off the email as she motioned for me to open the door.
"Hi I am Carmen" she said as I almost passed out. Still wearing that outfit she taped for the show I was dying inside.
"Hey what happened to the pic you had on there" Carmen asked as I was starting to sweat and almost began to shake all over.
Carmen leaned over as all I could do was just sit in chair as she proceeded to double click the email with her feet in it and all I could do was watch as her image popped up on the screen.
"My my what is this?" she asked as I tried to make some excuse up. "It..is..huh" god I couldn't even get the words out.
"I know what this is. This is a pic of my feet" Carmen blurted out. "Where did you get this" she asked.
"I scanned it from one of your posters I have" I managed to say very weakly.
"I am sorry Carmen" I whispered.
"What is your name" she asked. "Chris" I replied expecting to be thrown out of the building. "
"Come with me Chris" Carmen ordered as she clicked off the pic and signed me off and opened the door. I could hear the clickity clack of heels and she looked so good, but my face was bright red from getting busted.
Carmen led me down the hall to another room and told me to go in and sit down and not say a word. I was expecting security to come take me away. Then I thought, I hope she didn't call the police on me. I sat there a nervous wreck in this room waiting for my punishment.