I heard Alan "shouting" through my pocket, it was my phone, again, ringing poking at me for the third time; he hadn't stop nagging me all damn night. I was busy (you'd think he'd get the hint by now). But, sadly he wouldn't, and, I was forced to leave Steph's apartment with an itch that was yet to be scratched.
10 minutes later I joined the party (literally) It was a sight, that was getting so familiar it was honestly discomforting, my mother (Evelyn Harper) trying to catch her step as she mumbled annoying about some mumbo jumbo I was not excited to hear about.
It was a co-worker gathering that looked more like a Chinese new year celebration in which my mother had obviously had five too many to drink. Alan had done it again (that lousy bastard) here I was literally dragging my mother out of the festival, she wasn't able to drive, so I'd be dropping her off (whoopdy doo).
I struggled violently to put her in the car, but after 3 minutes of kicking and yapping the beast was caged. I was glad to know the worst part was over. As we drove past the ruthless streets of Malibu, I couldn't help but think about the piece I failed to give Steph... but, admittedly, was relieved to the tough of giving Alan a piece of my mind.
As we got to mom's place, I noticed her starting to wobble as If the very ground underneath were shaking. I sighed, as I held her effortlessly, knowing I'd have to help her into her apartment (my plan of walking to the door and leaving was now out the window).
I hit the switch as I walked her down the steps towards the living room, I honestly thought about leaving her on the couch until she vomited all over it. I took her to the rest room as I leaned her on the toilet and trying to clean up her yellow silk business dress, as she sat half awake wobbling from side to side.
I decided to take her to her bed. I helped her back up and with one arm around her waist and her arm planted on my neck was finally able to lay her own her bed. I stared at her she was a mess...she reminded me of me.
I figured I'd get her out of her dress before she'd roll around in her own little swamp of mud (vomit). I slowly began unbuttoning her vest, button by button, trying to not catch toxic slime in the process. I finally managed to pull her arms out, she was wearing black a firmly-tight see through, it made no sense covering my eyes, I had just eyed Satan's boobs.
I proceeded to take off her skirt, it took one unclipping on each side and there she lay. To my surprise her legs looked soft and maintained for her age, she was wearing a black g-string that perfectly outlined the toe of a camel, it was honestly hard to look away, they were popping to sight out, almost as if calling for me, for my essence, my approval.
I finally managed to snap out of it, what the heck was I thinking, this was my mother for crying out loud!, the despicable loathe breeder of two freaks, and here I was gazing at her womanhood in amazement. I looked up at her face and she was completely knocked out by this time, eyes wide shut and sown. I gazed at her body from her toes, up to her, ankles, to her shins, as I reached out and slowly caressed her upper knee, up to her thighs, I gently spread apart her legs as I caressed her inner thighs.
She breathed slowly and peacefully, with both hands I held her sides as I slowly caressed her legs griping them a little harder this time. I could tell she was having a great time at the party, her panties were black, but she was soaking wet, maybe from all the flirting.
I knew she was a mess, but now, she was a sexy mess. I leaned my head in closer and sniffed her, she had a strong scent, she smelled amazing, sweet, warm, and sexy, the scent immediately created a bulge in my shorts. The fact that she lay there unaware only drove me crazier. I quickly undid her bra and removed it, I stared at her tits, I lightly grabbed one, they were a firm B cup, I squeezed her nipple, while I simultaneously rubbed her pussy through her panties with my other.