I heard Alan "shouting" through my pocket, it was my phone, again, ringing poking at me for the third time; he hadn't stop nagging me all damn night. I was busy (you'd think he'd get the hint by now). But, sadly he wouldn't, and, I was forced to leave Steph's apartment with an itch that was yet to be scratched.
10 minutes later I joined the party (literally) It was a sight, that was getting so familiar it was honestly discomforting, my mother (Evelyn Harper) trying to catch her step as she mumbled annoying about some mumbo jumbo I was not excited to hear about.
It was a co-worker gathering that looked more like a Chinese new year celebration in which my mother had obviously had five too many to drink. Alan had done it again (that lousy bastard) here I was literally dragging my mother out of the festival, she wasn't able to drive, so I'd be dropping her off (whoopdy doo).
I struggled violently to put her in the car, but after 3 minutes of kicking and yapping the beast was caged. I was glad to know the worst part was over. As we drove past the ruthless streets of Malibu, I couldn't help but think about the piece I failed to give Steph... but, admittedly, was relieved to the tough of giving Alan a piece of my mind.
As we got to mom's place, I noticed her starting to wobble as If the very ground underneath were shaking. I sighed, as I held her effortlessly, knowing I'd have to help her into her apartment (my plan of walking to the door and leaving was now out the window).
I hit the switch as I walked her down the steps towards the living room, I honestly thought about leaving her on the couch until she vomited all over it. I took her to the rest room as I leaned her on the toilet and trying to clean up her yellow silk business dress, as she sat half awake wobbling from side to side.
I decided to take her to her bed. I helped her back up and with one arm around her waist and her arm planted on my neck was finally able to lay her own her bed. I stared at her she was a mess...she reminded me of me.
I figured I'd get her out of her dress before she'd roll around in her own little swamp of mud (vomit). I slowly began unbuttoning her vest, button by button, trying to not catch toxic slime in the process. I finally managed to pull her arms out, she was wearing black a firmly-tight see through, it made no sense covering my eyes, I had just eyed Satan's boobs.