Disclaimer - This story is a work of fiction, did not happen, and has no basis in reality. All characters presented are over the age of 18.
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It was early morning on the set of Ridiculousness as Chanel West Coast sat on the couch, staring absently at her phone, wondering if she could get Rob to make wardrobe let her keep the dress she'd put on - a red and black flannel number, sleeveless, with an extremely low-cut neckline that dipped just beneath her breasts, showing off some of her best assets. It was one of the few benefits of having to listen to Rob rehearse, though calling it a rehearsal was way too generous. It was mostly listening to him crack his own bad jokes in between the ones that had been written for him while they played the same video a dozen times.
She looked up from her phone when Steelo actually laughed at something, he usually had a better sense of humor than Rob, and on the screen she could see him looping a video, making it look like two guys were humping some girl in a bikini.
Steelo paused the video and got a faux thoughtful look on his face, "Ya know, I think I tag teamed that girl before."
Rob bent over, hands on his knees as he laughed, "They're getting your sloppy, what, third and fourths? I don't think I can say that on air, man."
Chanel rolled her eyes and scoffed, "That shit doesn't happen in real life. It's just some, like, porno fantasy that guys dream up."
Rob and Steelo shared a look and he gave his stupid little high pitched, "Whaaaat?" She hated that and she hated that they were always trying to pull this shit on her like she was some stupid blonde bimbo.
"I'm not stupid. What girl would actually want that? It'd be gross. And two dudes would be worried about it making them gay or whatever."
Steelo laughed and reached over to give her a playful shove, "Come on, Chanel. Haven't you ever wanted to be spit roasted between two dicks?"
Rob laughed again and came closer before echoing Steelo, "Yeah, Chanel, don't you wanna be spit roasted?" Then he put his hands out like he was grabbing some girls hips and humped the air. "I mean, you did make a song telling everyone to eat your cookie. You're not selfish, are you?"
Chanel sputtered, "I mean, I suck dick. I just don't want, like, a dick in my butt, you guys."
"Chanel, Chanel, Chanel..." Rob shook his head and walked around like he was playing to the audience even though all the chairs were empty. "How can you not want a dick in the butt, Chanel? Man, what's more west coast than that?"
"Yeah, Chanel, how you gonna be west coast if you don't have a dick in your butt?" Steelo had turned to face her and she started to feel flustered as they both made fun of her, the clip of the guys humping the girl in the bikini stuck looping endlessly in the background.
"Look, guys, there's nothing west coast about analβ" Rob and Steelo both cut her off, howling out in unison, "Porn!"
Chanel flapped a hand at her face, trying to fight off the blush forming at their ribbing. It only got worse as Rob came and sat down, grabbing a hand in his own and acting sincere as he said, "Come on, Chanel, if you really want to be west coast Steelo and me could give you hand with this whole dick in the butt thing."
She laughed it off, twisting her hand out of his before trying to scoot away from him only to find her way blocked by Steelo, who had slid over beside her. Her mouth dropped open when she realized they were serious about it. They'd flirted with her before, why wouldn't they, but they'd never meant it - it was a game between them, but she realized just how serious they were when they each put a hand on one of her thighs.
"Whoa, whoa, you guys are serious?"
"You know it."
Steelo started moving his hand along her thigh, "Yeah, Chanel, we are. You think we don't notice those outfits you wear? I mean, damn girl, you couldn't show any more cleavage if you wanted to." His hand echoed his words as it came up to cup her left breast and his thumb ran in slow circles over the exposed skin.
Chanel licked her lips, confused, her eyes flicking between both of them. Five minutes ago she'd have been against it all, horrified by it, but with both of them pinning her in, Rob's hand on her thigh and Steelo's teasing her breast she suddenly wanted it. She was a bit scared of it... but she wanted it. She looked from one face to the other and when she met Rob's gaze he leaned in close like he could read her mind and asked, "You in?" and she nodded quickly before he moved in and kissed her. Short kisses at first, then lingering, deepening until their tongues were meeting.