(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
I've been producing several reality TV shows over the last few years without a lot of success. Midwest Housewives, Supermarket Stars, Garage Sale Addicts and Amazing Survivors, just to name a few.
I finally think I found a winner. I've signed a deal with Picflix for an adult themed adventure called Celebrity Sexfights. It was sure to have plenty of nudity, with a heavy sexual theme. I have no doubt in my mind that we can get millions of viewers eager to get a glimpse of their favorite stars fighting for sexual supremacy.
My own personal fetish of fantasizing about beautiful women in a competitive mode, along with my fascination with catfights, led me to this kinky adventure.
Word spread pretty fast about what i had going, and i had no problem getting investors. The hard part would be signing celebrities to compete in such a deal. They would be exposing themselves like never before. I was surprised at some of the names of gorgeous women that were interested. We even signed an Academy Award winning actress, who agreed to not only compete, but promised to help us recruit some of her colleagues. There were several other actresses, singers, athletes, and reality TV stars.
I don't want to spoil it by revealing any names, but we have stars from Saturday Night Live, The Sopranos, Law & Order, and The Office. A couple of familiar faces from Fox News, and several former sexy castaways from one of my favorite shows, Survivor.
As a matter of fact, our debut featured two popular contestants from Survivor. We were going to start things off with a match between sassy, curly-haired brunette Jerri Manthey, and the beautiful short-haired babe, Ami Cusack. The fact that both women bared all for Playboy, should help them to alleviate any fears of exposing their bodies on our show.
We had no problem selling out the small 500-seat venue at $1000 a ticket, and our opening night crowd was raucous, waiting for things to get started. A huge roar went up when Jerri was the first contestant to enter the arena, strutting into the ring in her skimpy dark blue bikini. The 50ish woman looked absolutely magnificent, showing off her killer body, and swinging her head around, letting her curly dark shoulder length hair fly freely as she waved to the crowd, flashing her radiant smile. She may have been a bitch on the island, but here she was getting a rousing ovation.
From the opposite direction, Ami Cusack pranced into the packed arena, with her arms raised as the audience cheered wildly. She was sporting a bright orange string bikini that showed off her amazing hourglass figure. The two hot MILFs looked incredible as they paraded around the ring waving to the enthusiastic horny crowd.
It had the intensity of one of WWE's famous "bra & panties" matches, only the stakes were a little higher. Not only did you have to get your opponent naked, but you had get her to submit sexually. There was sure to be plenty of wandering fingers in this kinky format. The fact that our two contestants have a personal rivalry and can't stand each other, should add to the excitement.
The bell sounded and the two scantily clad women slowly approached each other in the center of the ring. They raised an arm and locked fingers while reaching around with the other hand, trying to cup the other's ample bottom. It looked more like they were dancing than fighting, but they each cautiously tried to size up their opponent.
Their foreheads touched as they leaned in, staring each other down in a battle of wills.
"You're going down tonight, Bitch" Jerri sneered, while digging her fingers into Ami's orange bikini bottom.
"Not a chance" Ami responded. "I was better than you then. I'm better than you now."