(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Celebrity Sexfights has been going on for a little over a year now, and the popularity of our website was at an all-time high. Getting Taylor Swift to show us her freaky side last month in her sexual duel with Emma Stone certainly didn't hurt.
This week we came up with another great recruit, with Scarlett Johansson agreeing to make an appearance. The sexy sandy haired actress was slated to take on beautiful blonde Kaley Cuoco.
Don't ask me how we got two of the hottest women in Hollywood, but here we are with one of the most sought after tickets ever.
We changed the format a little bit, removing the elevated ring, covering the floor with a big sheet of plastic instead. This was going to be a good old-fashioned oil wrestling match. The two sexy girls also wanted to take a page from Taylor Swift's match with Emma Stone, and make it a race to five orgasms or submissions. It sounded like a great idea to me.
We recruited a new host for the event, with Kelly Ripa agreeing to do the honors. The cute little blonde got the crowd going right away, making her appearance wearing a black and white striped leotard for her official uniform. It really showed off her tight body, especially that cute little ass.
"Welcome to Celebrity Sexfights, everybody! Are you ready for some erotic oil wrestling?"
The crowd showed their approval, cheering loudly, raising the roof in the packed arena.
"Well, we've got a special treat for you tonight....Kaley Cuoco and Scarlett Johansson have agreed to oil up their hot bodies just for your pleasure!"
Kelly got a kick out of teasing the horny audience, shaking her tight little butt every chance she got. The smiley blonde emcee knew how to work the crowd, building up the excitement before the introductions.
"The first of our beautiful contestants is a lovely blonde that you may recognize as Penny from The Big Bang Theory. Yup, it's the hot chick that you and every nerd in the world has jacked off to. Please welcome to Celebrity Sexfights...KALEY CUOCO!!"
Kaley came storming into the arena, to a huge ovation. She pranced down the aisle sporting a short pixie hairstyle, wearing a very revealing bright blue bikini, that did a great job showing off her curvaceous body. With her gorgeous breasts bouncing, and her voluptuous ass jiggling, the hot blonde tiptoed onto the slimy tarped floor, ready for action.
Kelly made fun of the short-haired beauty's entrance.
"Careful sweetie! We wouldn't want you to slip and get baby oil all over that hot little body. That would be a shame."
The sarcastic ref turned her attention to the next contestant, getting ready to introduce Kaley's opponent.
"Our next celebrity sexfighter is one of the hottest actresses in the country. You can see her in the upcoming "Jurassic Park" movie where I believe she fucks a dinosaur, let's hear it for the Brontosaurus Bimbo... SCARLETT JOHANSSON!
The crowd greeted Scarlett to a rousing ovation as she calmly walked down the aisle, waving to her rowdy fans. Her hot body was on display in a skimpy white string bikini. The sexy actress with shoulder length chestnut brown hair, took her time parading down the runway, soaking in every ounce of admiration from the audience, in a bit of gamesmanship as Kelly was forced to wait for her.
ScarJo kicked off her high-heeled shoes and joined her adversary in the makeshift wrestling pit.
Kelly Ripa brought the two famous stars together, reminding them that this was a sexfight, not a photo shoot. The gorgeous actresses smiled at each other as they squared off, making me think this was going to be more of a friendly oil wrestling exhibition than a down and dirty sexfight.
The spunky referee gave each celeb a bottle of baby oil, letting them do the honor of oiling each other up for their sexy match.
Kaley got things going pouring the cool liquid over Scarlett's breasts, giggling as she watched it run down her opponent's flat stomach, down to her white bikini bottom. The short-haired blonde helped Scarlett out by rubbing the sticky substance all over her curvy body.
Scarlett wasn't quite so gentle when she returned the favor, dumping the bottle over Kaley's head, laughing as it ran down her entire body, leaving her hair a matted mess. She reached for another bottle, making sure Kaley was covered in the gooey liquid.
While the two hotties were oiling each other up, Kelly Ripa got into the act also, sneaking up behind Scarlett and pulling on the back of her white bikini bottom, giving everyone a peek at her amazing ass crack. She poured some baby oil on Scarjo's butt and rubbed it in, while the sexy actress screamed in mock protest, flashing an embarrassing smile, as if she couldn't believe she was actually doing this.
The sexy referee got out of their way after emptying the last of the baby oil, satisfied that they were ready to tangle.
Kaley made the first move, putting Scarlett in a headlock and taking her down, with both of them rolling around on the slick piece of plastic. Kaley lost her top as they tussled on the floor, and tried to use her nice round boobs as a weapon, slapping Scarlett's face with her spectacular tits. They were too slippery to get a decent hold of each other, so they settled for grinding their oiled up bodies against one another.
Scarlett found herself laying flat on her back being smothered by Kaley's bare breasts. The "Black Widow" star made a desperate attempt to fight back, reaching for her aggressive foe's crotch. She slid her hand inside Kaley's blue bottoms, trying to distract the big-titted blonde by fingering her pussy.
Kaley responded by sliding up and sitting on Scarlett's face, grinding her crotch and soaked panties up against the struggling celeb's nose and mouth. Kaley reached back, taking a page from her opponent's playbook, slipping her fingers inside Scarlett's skimpy white bikini.
She must've hit a nerve. Scarlett started flopping around trying to avoid Kaley's invasive fingering, with her screams for help muffled by a dominating facesitting.