Celebrity Sexfights Ch 35

(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

Celebrity Sexfights has taken great pride to bring your favorite fantasies to life. Your favorite TV and movie stars squaring off in a competitive showdown like you've never imagined.

I tend to prefer older women, and have set this franchise up accordingly. Bringing in famous celebrities we've fantasized about in the past was our recipe for success. Tonight was no different. We took two of TV's hottest sitcom MILFs and put them in our sexy contest.

Patricia Heaton of Everybody Loves Raymond was going to do battle with Leah Remini from King of Queens. I couldn't help but think that Debra Barone and Carrie Heffernan were looking for some sexual gratification they couldn't find at home.

Leah is no stranger to Celebrity Sexfights, having fought and lost an intense match with Jennifer Esposito. She's looking for redemption tonight.

Patricia Heaton is making her debut. She was hesitant to take part in our kinky sport, but decided she couldn't pass up the chance to go up against one of her biggest rivals.

There was yet another packed house, looking to see these two sexy TV MILFs go at it. Spotted in the front row were two familiar faces. Ray Romano and Kevin James, who played the Patricia and Leah's husbands on their respective television shows, were in the audience to support their co-stars.

We recruited a new emcee for tonight's matchup, getting former Friends star, Lisa Kudrow to call the action. The lovable blonde MILF waltzed into the ring wearing a sexy schoolgirl outfit. She had her silky blonde hair tied in pigtails, to go with her plaid blue skirt and white button-down shirt. The sexy comic actress got everyone fired up when she made her appearance. Lisa teased the sellout crowd by bending over, showing off her white panties and beautiful round butt.

"Ooh, naughty me! I've been a bad girl for agreeing to do this. I might need to be spanked!"

The sexy ref slapped herself on her cute little tushy before continuing with the introductions.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Celebrity Sexfights!"

"No. It's not Rachel vs Monica! Although we all know Phoebe would kick both their asses!"

The audience cheered loudy, encouraging the popular Friends star, with chants of "Phoebe! Phoebe!"

"Well, we've got the next best thing tonight, with Leah Remini taking on Patricia Heaton! That's right. Carrie Heffernan vs Debra Barone! Two of TV's hottest MILFs!"

First to enter the arena was Leah Remini. The lovely New Yorker waltzed down the aisle wearing a sexy golden brown leopard print bikini. Her killer tanned body was put on display as she flaunted her sexy curves, slowly sashaying down to the ring. The beautiful actress was an absolute knockout. Especially for someone in her fifties.

Patricia Heaton was next up, entering the arena in a tight fitting white one-piece bathing suit. The popular TV housewife showed her amazing 65-year-old body off as she walked down the aisle. The crowd went crazy with whistles and catcalls, cheering on the lovely brunette.

Oh My God! Was this really Debra Barone?

I've watched hundreds of episodes of the popular show, and have never before seen this side of the beautiful actress. The full figured brunette was absolutely gorgeous. Another person that was impressed seeing Patricia in her bright white revealing swimsuit was Ray Romano, her onscreen husband. His jaw dropped as he checked out his co-star strutting around flaunting her incredible curves. His buddy Kevin James was shocked as well.

"Holy cow, Ray! You didn't tell me you were working with such a sexy vixen! Did you ever get a piece of that hot ass?"

Ray just shrugged off Kevin's question. He was disappointed that he never had any kind of sexual fling with his co-star.

"No. It was purely professional."

He hated to admit that there was no hanky panky between them. Ray just stared at Patricia, thinking about what could have been.

Lisa Kudrow, picked up on the two horny comedians-turned-actors ogling their lovely co-stars. She skipped over toward them, in her cute schoolgirl outfit, looking for an interview. The ditzy blonde took a seat on Kevin's lap, putting the microphone in his face.

"Kevin, you and Ray seem to be enjoying the entertainment. Any predictions on how you think the match will turn out?"

"I'll be honest. When I first heard about this matchup, I didn't think Patricia had a chance. But after seeing her tonight, in that smokin' hot bathing suit...WOW! Anything is possible."

Lisa turned her attention to Ray, to see what he thought.

"How about you, Ray? Who are you pulling for tonight?"

"I'm just here to support them both. Two beautiful women. There are no winners or losers tonight."

Lisa nodded her head at Ray's politically correct answer, but didn't agree with him.

"Actually the first one to make the other cum, is the winner. And rumor has it, will use a strapon dildo to fuck the loser. Does that change your opinion? Who do you think will strap it on, Patricia or Leah?"

Raymond knew he was supposed to be there to support his co-star, but deep down inside he wanted Patricia Heaton to lose. There's nothing he wanted more than to see Leah sexually dominate her. A strapon finale would be icing on the cake. He kept his true feelings to himself, once again giving a wishy washy answer.

"It's pretty even. I don't think I could pick one over the other."

He was lying. He knew Leah was favored to win, and couldn't wait to see the strapon session at the end. Ray was just being diplomatic. Lisa went back to Kevin James, hoping for a more honest answer.

"Do you agree with that, Kevin?

"Well, I think Leah has the advantage, being younger and more athletic. But I wouldn't count Debra, I MEAN PATTY! I wouldn't count Patty out."

"And you'd be okay watching Leah strap it on?

Kevin fidgeted in his chair, with Lisa on his lap, thinking about his answer. The mere thought of strapon sex between the two women was driving him crazy.

"Would I be okay with it? Of course I'd be okay. I'm a man, ain't I? We live for stuff like this."

The perky blonde announcer could tell Kevin was excited. She could feel the bulge in his pants growing. The more she talked about the strapon consequences, the bigger his hardon became.

"I guess you do live for this. Your little fireman feels like he's ready to put out a fire."

Across the way, Leah was watching and waiting for the cute blonde "Friends" star to finish up her interview. Even though Kevin wasn't her real husband, she was jealous of Lisa for flirting with him. She was also a little pissed at how he was going gaga over her opponent, giving Patricia compliments. Leah was seething that they thought her older opponent even had a chance in this match.

Leah couldn't wait to get things started, so that she could prove to everyone that she was clearly the better woman.

Patricia Heaton overheard Lisa's flirtatious interview also. She had a different take on it than Leah. The lovely MILF had no problem with it. She walked across the matted floor to thank Kevin personally for his flattering comments.

"I appreciate the kind words, Kevin. I wish Ray had as much confidence in me as you do. I'm glad you like my new bathing suit. You don't think it makes my butt look too big, do you?"

The full-figured brunette turned around, sticking her nice round ass out. She may have been pointing it at Kevin, but it was really meant for Ray. She knew her co-star was infatuated with her tushy, catching him dozens of times checking her out. Patricia shook it back and forth, giving them both a good look.

The two horny guys were speechless, but Lisa wasn't so shy. She hopped off Kevin's lap, reaching out and pinching Patricia's nice round ass.

"Yes! Very nice! Now let's see that big booty in action!"

The schoolgirl referee put her arm around the curvy sexfighter, leading her back to the center of the mat, where Leah was waiting, not too patiently, with her arms folded, sporting a nasty scowl.

Lisa read off the rules, as the two sitcom MILFs faced off, toe to toe.

"Ladies, this is a sexfight. The object is to get your opponent to cum. The first woman to have an orgasm on the mat is the loser. A "queening" rule is in effect.

Lisa looked up from her notecard, confused by the last part.

"Queening? I've never heard of that. What does that even mean?"

Leah grabbed her microphone, answering the question for her.

"It means when I sit on Patty's face, I win."

Basically, she was correct. If you had your orgasm, or earned a submission, while sitting on your opponent's face, it made you a winner.

Lisa Kudrow still had a confused look on her face, but continued anyway with her explanation of the rules.

"Okay, I think I understand. Either way, most importantly, the winner gets to fuck the loser with a strapon dildo."

Patricia Heaton was caught completely off guard by the last comment.

"What?! A strapon? Nobody told me anything about that!"

Leah smirked at her rival, making fun of her lack of knowledge. How could she sign up for something without knowing the rules or the consequences.

"It's not to late to quit sweetheart, if you don't think you can handle it."

Patricia just looked around, dumbfounded that such a thing existed.

"I didn't agree to anything like that!"

Lisa tried to sway her into playing along, but it was hard to take the ditzy blonde seriously.

"Oh, c'mon. It'll be fun. Look at Leah! Wouldn't you want to just fuck her brains out?"

Leah stood there defiantly flaunting her hot body, showing off to both Lisa and Patricia.

"Like that's ever gonna happen. That bitch can't handle me."

It was like a dare. Leah bragged that Patricia didn't stand a chance against her, flexing her muscles and toned body in front of her older opponent.

Patricia Heaton wasn't one to back down. She got right in Leah's face, rubbing her big boobs up against her rival's killer bod.

"Listen here, girl. You don't scare me. I've seen plenty of bimbos a lot tougher and sexier than you."

Leah responded quickly, mashing her nice firm tits up against Patricia's.

"So you've got big boobs and a fat ass. Big deal! That may impress those two jokers in the front row, but everyone knows who has the best body. Admit it. You just don't stack up to me."

Lisa couldn't help but chime in as the two beautiful MILFs stood nose to nose, in a sexy faceoff.

"Looks like it's game on!"

The schoolgirl ref backed away, letting the brawlers settle things on their own.

Patricia didn't take being called a "fat ass" very well, giving Leah a two-handed shove, pushing the MILF in the leopard print bikini backwards.

The sexfight was on!

Leah came storming back, lunging at her full-figured nemesis. She didn't fuck around. The feisty Italian woman went straight for Patricia's white bathing suit, yanking the shoulder straps down. The crowd roared as tits were exposed. Patricia was shocked as she stood there with her gorgeous melons hanging out and her swimsuit down around her waist.

She really had nothing to be ashamed of. Her slightly sagging breasts were amazing. Perfectly round with Hershey's Kiss nipples that looked incredibly succulent. Patricia tried to retaliate, going after Leah's top, but the younger brunette was way too quick, swatting away Patricia's feeble attempt and spinning the topless MILF around, putting her in a tight bear hug.

They fell to the mat, where Leah tried right away to get the rest of Patricia's white bathing suit off. She tugged on it, pulling it down, giving everyone a glimpse of her rival's nice ass crack. Patricia reached down clinging to what she could of the swimsuit, as well as her dignity. She was fighting an uphill battle. Leah had more strength and energy. It wasn't easy going up against someone ten years younger.

Leah succeeded in pulling the one-piece completely off, leaving Patricia laying on her stomach completely naked, trying to cover up. Leah never showed one bit of sympathy. She gave Patricia a couple of spankings on her nice round ass, before sticking her hand between the actress's legs.

"AAAHHH!!! What are you doing!"

Patricia screamed out in protest at Leah attacking her exposed pussy. The rough nature of the sexfight took her by surprise. She thought it would be more of an endurance contest than such a physical battle. The lovely MILF never envisioned herself being naked on the floor in front of thousands of cheering people, getting sexually ravaged.

Leah Remini, on the other hand, knew what to expect. It was her second match here at Celebrity Sexfights, and her experience showed. Even though she ended up losing her debut contest with Jennifer Esposito, she looked like a seasoned veteran this time around. It didn't take her very long to strip Patricia and get her fingers in her rival's pussy.

It was looking like this match might be over rather quickly. Leah was dominating her older opponent, and wasn't showing any mercy. She pressed her knee into the middle of Patricia's back, holding her down while she continued to finger fuck her.

The exasperated brunette tried to get to her hands and knees, but Leah appeared to be in total control, kneeling on her back.

The pig-tailed referee circled around the two sexfighters, waiting for a submission. She didn't see much fight out of the MILF on the bottom.

"Looks like Patricia Heaton is in trouble! Not even fighting back. I think she likes it."

"Everybody Loves Fingers!"

Patricia was in a helpless position, laying flat on her belly. All she could do was try to keep her legs closed, stopping Leah from having the freedom to keep fingering her pussy.

Leah was frustrated that she was losing her grip. Patricia's vagina was impossible to get at. She scrambled behind, trying to pry apart the older woman's legs.

Patricia was able to get to her hands and knees when Leah took her weight off her back. She turned around, facing her foe, swatting at the "King of Queens" star. She was doing whatever she could to keep Leah's hands away from her. It was bad enough to be stripped naked, with her dark bush exposed, she didn't want the added humiliation of having her hairy vagina fingered and probed.

The raucous crowd was cheering for Leah. They could sense that Patricia was in trouble, and were hoping for a quick result. The confident brunette tried to give them what they wanted, slapping at Patty's bare boobs. She was just playing with her older rival, laughing as Heaton's big dangling tits jiggled every time she poked them.

While the two celebs were playing their game of "cat & mouse", Lisa circled around, keeping a close eye on Leah's game of grabass. The blonde schoolgirl referee wanted to stir up the action.

"C'mon ladies! Let's remember what we're here for. The audience wants more than a game of slap and tickle."

After encouraging the two sexfighters, Lisa snuck up behind Leah, tugging on the strings of her leopard print bikini top, leaving the sassy TV star topless.

"Maybe this will get things going."

The crowd roared with appreciation at the sight of Leah's perfect apple-sized tits. The beautiful MILF covered up briefly, surprised at losing her top to the ref. She quickly turned her attention back to her naked opponent.

Instead of engaging in more titty slapping, Leah took a different approach. She got down on one knee, looking to get at Patricia's legs. Or more precisely, to get between them. She grabbed Patricia by the heel, causing the older brunette to lose her balance. But instead of falling backwards, as Leah had hoped, her knee buckled and she crumpled, falling forward, landing on her topless rival.

Even though she fell with an awkward thud, Patricia Heaton was now on top, with her big boobs dangling in Leah's face. It was a quick turnaround, with the naked MILF suddenly in control of the match, laying on top of her overconfident foe.

Lisa Kudrow, the cute but annoying referee in the schoolgirl outfit, was quick to point out the change in momentum.

"We have a new leader, folks! Let's see if Leah can resist those scrumptious tits!"

Right on cue, following Lisa's narration, Patricia leaned forward, smothering Leah with her big ol' titties, pressing them up against the struggling actress's face. The older brunette enjoyed her dominating position, grinding her crotch on Leah's bare belly. She was encouraged by the positive reaction from the crowd, and scooted up, straddling Leah's head, planting her hairy wet pussy on squarely on her face.

The squirrelly ref could barely contain her excitement, seeing the favorite with her face buried under her full-figured foe. Lisa was trying to be funny and narrate at the same time while watching this possible upset take place.

"Has anyone seen Leah? Where did Leah go?"

If you thought Leah Remini was getting smothered before, when Patricia had her magnificent melons stuffed in her face, it didn't come close to the facesitting she was enduring right now. The musky aroma from Patricia's hairy pussy was overwhelming. Leah was flailing her arms and legs, doing everything in her power to avoid the embarrassing facesit. Nothing the sassy brunette did seemed to help, and the once confident sexfighter tapped out, surprising everyone in attendance, especially Kevin James and Ray Romano. The wide-eyed stars sat in the front row, shocked at the outcome.

"WE HAVE A WINNER!!"

Lisa Kudrow didn't even try to hide her excitement. She was clearly rooting for the more experienced woman. She helped the surprised winner to her feet, giving her a big hug before raising her hand as the victor.

"Ladies and gentlemen, your sexfight winner....PATRICIA HEATON!"

"The "King of Queens" star just got queened."

Leah Remini sat up, wiping her face, giving an icy stare to the energetic schoolgirl referee. She wasn't too thrilled with her exuberance.

Just as giddy with the win was Patricia. She was surprised to come out on top. Standing there in the nude in front of everybody, the beautiful actress flashed an embarrassed smile.

"You mean I won? But I didn't even get her panties off."

She may not have understood how the game worked, but she gladly accepted the victory. Lisa was quick to remind her of one of the rewards for winning, handing her a strapon dildo.

"And now the moment we've all been waiting for...."

Lisa paused for a moment, adding to the drama, looking back and snickering at Leah. She was happy to rub it in to the pouting loser.

"Patricia Heaton! Take your prize!

The sassy blonde emcee gave Leah a little push in the back, shoving her over towards the winner, who was waiting patiently while wearing the flesh colored strapon cock.

Leah didn't appreciate Lisa putting her hands on her topless body. She was already in a bad mood from suffering the surprising defeat, and wasn't one to lose gracefully. She turned around, giving the schoolgirl ref a two-handed shove.

"Fuck you, Kudrow! Keep your hands off me!"

Lisa stood up to the sore loser, getting in her digs while she could. She wasn't going to let the snotty actress stop her.

"Uh-oh! Looks like somebody doesn't like losing! Who wants to see the big crybaby get fucked?"

The crowd roared with approval, eager to see Leah suffer the strapon consequences.

But Leah wouldn't go quietly. She got in Lisa's face, snapping back at the annoying emcee.

"I ain't no fucking crybaby, Bitch!"

Leah ripped open Lisa's white dress shirt, with buttons flying everywhere. Her blue bra and flat tummy were exposed, as she stood there with her outfit ruined. The ditzy ref wasn't going to let the dark-haired bully intimidate her.

"You think that bothers me? Think again!"

Leah whipped off her ripped shirt, and undid her low-cut blue bra, taking it off and standing there defiantly with her tits hanging out.