(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
For this week's installment of Celebrity Sexfights, we've called on two of our more popular stars.
Sassy brunette Kat Dennings, from the hit TV show Two Broke Girls, was back for an encore performance. She was very impressive in her first match against Kaley Cuoco, where she came away with a thrilling victory. The big-titted babe was looking to get another big win tonight.
Standing in Kat's way was curvaceous comedian Amy Schumer, who was making her third appearance here at Celebrity Sexfights. The buxom blonde split her previous two matches, taking a surprising loss in her opening bout with Sarah Silverman, then rebounded with a convincing victory over comic actress Chelsea Peretti to even her record at 1-1. Amy seemed to take her frustration from the opening loss out on Chelsea, giving the sassy brunette a brutal anal strapon pounding as part of her victory celebration. She insisted that Kat would get the same treatment tonight.
Apparently the two funny ladies have some bad blood between them, dating back to a backstage skirmish they had at the Golden Globe Awards a few years ago. There was no need for any added motivation in this matchup. These two buxom beauties hated each other.
On hand to officiate tonight's match was none other than Ariel X, the Sexfight champion from Ultimate Surrender. She looked incredible wearing a two-piece swimsuit, with black and white stripes, serving as her referee's uniform.
The sexy emcee grabbed the mic to introduce tonight's contestants.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Celebrity Sexfights! Have we got a treat for you tonight!"
"For your pleasure we have two busty beauties battling it out for the right to wear this!"
Her lovely young assistant handed her a strapon dildo, which Ariel proudly held above her head, as the crowd went crazy.
"Tonight we have Kat Dennings taking on Amy Schumer in a classic matchup for the chance to strap it on!
"Whether you're into big-titted brunettes or buxom blondes, we've got just what you're looking for!"
"And to make things even more exciting, this will be a topless battle. I can't think of a better way to showcase these two busty beauties!"
The audience cheered enthusiastically, as if they weren't horned up already.
Amy Schumer was the first sexfighter to make an entrance. She walked into the arena, topless as promised, wearing a purple spandex bikini bottom. The big beautiful blonde stopped about halfway down the runway, bending over and shaking her booty for the appreciative crowd.
Amy enjoyed showing off her curvaceous body, with her big fleshy boobs bouncing freely as she made her way into the ring.
When Kat Dennings was introduced, the sultry brunette appeared wearing a skimpy red bikini bottom, that accented her curvy hips. Her nice round tits were magnificent. The puffy pink silver dollar nipples looked absolutely delicious.
Kat walked seductively down the aisle, blowing kisses to the crowd. She stopped before entering the ring to give one lucky middle-aged fan an up close view of her legendary jugs. She leaned over and smothered him with her lethal weapons. With his face buried in her cleavage, Kat kissed the bald man on the top of the head, leaving a bright imprint of her luscious red lips.
The lucky bastard was being mobbed by his buddies, as Kat slowly turned and walked away, giving the horny guys a good view of her nice round ass.
Amy Schumer was up against the ropes, pretending to yawn, as she waited for her dramatic opponent to join her. Kat climbed into the ring to a huge ovation, as she cupped her luscious tits, flaunting them in front of her chubby blonde nemesis.
Ariel called the two topless combatants to the center, laying down some ground rules. Amy and Kat stood toe to toe, or more accurately, tit to tit, listening to Ariel's instructions.
Amy had a huge advantage physically, with several inches and about fifty pounds on Kat. Her imposing figure didn't appear to faze her rival. The curvy brunette showed no fear whatsoever as she stared down her bigger opponent.
The wise-cracking brunette and the big sassy blonde were anxious to get going. I think everyone in attendance was eager to see the topless beauties go at it as well.
When Ariel finally allowed the big-titted babes to begin their match, it was game on. Amy came storming out, using her size advantage to put Kat into a tight bear hug, flattening their big pillowy breasts in the process. The big blonde rocked back and forth trying to squeeze the life out of her busty counterpart.
You could see the muscles in Amy's plump butt strain as she tried to lift Kat off the ground. Her much too small purple bikini bottom was digging into her fleshy ass as she mashed her huge titties up against Kat's.
Amy spun around, with the two of them falling to the mat, still embraced body to body. It was like one big jumbled mass of tits and ass.
Kat somehow landed on top and broke free from her heavyset opponent. She straddled Amy, sitting on the blonde's tummy, clawing at her floppy tits.
Amy lay flat on her back, putting her hands up in self-defense, trying to protect her bare breasts from being mauled. She reached up, squeezing Kat's luscious funbags in retaliation.
It was a stalemate, with the two busty sexfighters groping each other. Kat broke the simultaneous fondling, setting her sights elsewhere. She reached back, rubbing Amy's pussy through her purple bikini bottoms. She tried to slide her fingers inside of the skin-tight panties, without much luck. The sneaky blonde comedian picked out a pair of bikini bottoms that would be tough to peel off. They almost served as a chastity belt.
While Kat Dennings was trying to get in Amy's pants, the blonde comic had similar plans. Amy had a much easier go of it. She simply pulled the strings on Kat's red bikini bottom, watching it come apart as the hot brunette sat on her stomach.
The Two Broke Girls star was frustrated, turning and trying to find the best angle to get at the big blonde's pussy.
"Geez Amy, what is this? Fort Knox? How am I supposed to make you cum?"
Amy took advantage of the situation, pushing Kat backwards and quickly pouncing on her. Amy ripped away Kat's string bikini and made a beeline for her dark bush, massaging the brunette's pussy.
Kat was flat on her back, at Amy's mercy. She kicked her legs and swung her arms wildly, but Amy wouldn't budge. The chunky blonde plunged her fingers inside, bringing Kat's contortions to a halt. She must have hit a sensitive spot, if Kat's facial expressions were any indication. The sexy brunette could only whimper and moan, incredibly aroused from the invasive fingering.
Kat licked her luscious red lips, closing her eyes, and tried her best to maintain her poise. The name of the game was sexfight, and she didn't have much fight left in her.
Amy was relentless, shoving two fingers in Kat's juicy cunt, and rubbing her engorged clit with her thumb. She could sense that she was close to a victory.
Kat surrendered without much resistance, arching her back and shuddering with an orgasm, as Amy looked on, with a huge satisfying grin.
Ariel stepped in quickly to announce the winner.
"ORGASM ON THE MAT!!"
