(This sries is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
We thought we had an exciting matchup in place between Aubrey Plaza and Jane Krakowski a few months ago, but things didn't quite go as planned. Both women backed out of their commitment to Celebrity Sexfight, leaving their managers, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to fill in on short notice. Luckily for us, things turned out well with an exciting controversial match. Now that we've established ourselves as a popular event, watched by millions every week, both of our competitors who decided to quit the earlier match, were now willing to resume their scheduled Sexfight.
Tina Fey, who ended up winning the previously mentioned match, was on hand tonight to be our referee and Mistress of Ceremonies. The nerdy brunette in glasses took her role seriously, trying not to offend anybody. She didn't want our sex wrestlers quitting again. Tina looked especially hot tonight, wearing a special black and white striped leotard for her referee's outfit. It showed off her curvy MILF body quite well.
Amy Poehler was also back, continuing with her role as Aubrey's coach. The feisty blonde let it be known that she didn't trust Tina Fey as a referee, and that she would throw in the towel at the first sign of any unfavorable calls going against her co-star.
Jane Krakowski was introduced first, and entered the arena to a nice round of applause. The sexy blonde actress pranced down the aisle, showing off her curvaceous body, wearing a bright blue bikini. She climbed into the ring, making sure to give everyone a good look at her nice round ass, as she bent over shaking her tushy before finding her way to her corner.
Aubrey Plaza was next, and the brooding dark-haired actress had a completely different entrance. No bikini. No prancing around. She simply walked down the runway with her arms folded, conservatively dressed in black slacks and a long-sleeved button down black shirt. There was no blowing kisses to the crowd or flaunting her body. She just climbed into the ring, staring at her opponent as she took her spot across the ring. It looked like she didn't want to be there.
Jane looked on from the other side, complaining that her opponent was fully dressed.
"This isn't fair! She's supposed to be wearing a bathing suit. This isn't in the rules. NO FAIR!"
Amy Poehler was quick to come to the defense of her fighter.
"There's nothing in the rules about that. If she wants to dress up in black, so be it."
Tina Fey had to jump in as the referee and clear things up. She stood in the middle of the ring, looking back and forth at both sides, before coming up with her solution.
"In the eyes of yours truly, there's only one way to settle this. A NUDE SEXFIGHT!!"
Jane and Aubrey looked across the ring at each other, somewhat surprised, but they were both okay with the arrangement. They knew they would probably end up naked anyway. Tina's ruling was fine with them.
Jane was the first one to bare all, performing a sexy striptease, taking off her top, showcasing her magnificent breasts, as she paraded around the ring topless. She stopped in the middle, shaking her luscious ass before slipping out if her bright blue bottoms. The crowd roared as she stood there in her birthday suit, flaunting her curvaceous body. The blonde bombshell was cleanly shaven, and even rubbed her bare pussy to egg on the boisterous crowd.
Aubrey Plaza, on the other hand, wasn't quite so enthusiastic. The pouty brunette kicked off her shoes and unbuckled her pants, slowly shimmying out of them. She took off her top, standing there briefly in her white bra and panties. You could see her hairy muff through her thin white undies, completely the opposite of her cleanly shaved opponent.
Aubrey reached back, undoing her bra strap, letting it fall harmlessly to the floor as she stood there with her arms folded, covering up her saggy pear-shaped tits. She was stalling, refusing to get completely naked. The crowd started chanting, urging her to keep going and lose the panties.
"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!"
Aubrey wasn't moving. She stood there in her white undies, looking around the arena, just toying with the audience. She finally took a couple steps toward the middle, where she slowly peeled off her white panties, standing there completely naked, with her thick dark muff on display.
I can see why she was reluctant to wear a bikini for the match. It wouldn't have covered her monster bush. Aubrey played with her hairy pussy while staring over at her cleanly shaven opponent. She ran her fingers through her curly pubes, unashamed of her natural look.
Tina made her way to the center of the ring, ready to get things started.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Celebrity Sexfights! We have a special match for you tonight. Something for everyone! Jane Krakowski vs Aubrey Plaza! Blonde vs brunette! Shaved vs hairy! You won't be disappointed as these two beauties will put there naked bodies on the line in a battle for sexual supremacy!"
The popular emcee took the microphone over to her blonde 30 Rock co-star, for a quick interview.
"Jane, what can you do to come out on top tonight?"
"I plan on teaching this whiny bitch a thing or two about sexual seduction. She won't be able to resist my luscious body."
Tina smiled at the curvy blonde while the nude wrestler was caressing herself, flaunting her curvaceous body to her brooding opponent.
"Yes. Very nice. And what are your plans if you earn the victory tonight?"
"That's easy, Tina! I'm going to shave her disgusting hairy pussy! Then I'll finger fuck her bare pussy in front of everyone!"
Tina quickly scampered over to Aubrey for a response.
"Aubrey, your opponent is pretty confident. How do you plan on beating her tonight?"
"Confident? Delusional is more like it. I'm gonna have that old hag screaming for mercy."
"And if you win?"
"The old bitch is so concerned about my hairy pussy, I'll probably sit on her face, treating her to a serving of hairpie."
I'm not sure Aubrey knew how things worked here, or if she even cared. I guess it didn't matter as long as there was some confrontation between her and Jane.
When the natch started, Jane was the aggressor, going right after Aubrey, putting her in a bear hug. She made sure to give the slim brunette a good sample of her glorious tits.
Aubrey didn't even seem to fight back, refusing to play this kinky sexfight game. Apparently she was too good for it. The younger, dark-haired actress let her body go limp, as the cuddly blonde squeezed her, meshing their bare breasts together.
Amy tried to encourage her protege from the front row, hoping to instill some life in the lethargic brunette.
"C'mon Aubrey! You can do this!"
Aubrey was uninspired, not putting any effort into the sexfight. She seemed totally satisfied with Jane fondling her tits and groping her ass. The brooding brunette showed signs of life, reaching up, wiping away a few strands of blonde hair from her opponent's face. She surprised Jane by giving her a deep passionate kiss.
Aubrey came alive, spinning Jane around and tripping her, sending the busty blonde sprawling to the floor. The slim brunette immediately pounced on her, planting her skinny white ass on Jane's face, smothering her.
It was a quick turnaround in the action, with Aubrey in total control. The stoic brunette reached ahead, rubbing Jane's pink pussy, while grinding her tushy up against her face.
With Jane's nose buried in the crack of Aubrey's ass, the sexy brunette took great pleasure in grinding her hairy pussy up against the struggling blonde's mouth, urging her to lick it.
"Eat my pussy, Bitch!"
Aubrey loved the fact that Jane was forced to get a serving of her hairpie, just like she promised.
Jane Krakowski was flailing her arms and legs from underneath, unable to get her younger opponent to budge. She ended up frantically tapping out, bringing this match to a quick ending. The curvy blonde just couldn't take any more smothering from Aubrey's hairy pussy.
