(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
I was told by a close friend that actress Tara Reid had showed some interest in participating in our show here at Celebrity Sexfights. I've always had a bit of a crush on the cute blonde ever since I first saw her in American Pie. When I found out that she would only do it if she could go against her friend Alyson Hannigan, her co-star in that movie, I couldn't sign them up fast enough.
We enlisted the help of Jimmy Kimmel to host the special sexfight. He was more than happy to handle the duties, especially after getting a hand job from Miley Cyrus when he emceed an event for us last month.
The late night talk show host was a big contributor to our shows, helping us get several big time celebrities. Deep down, I think he was just another horny bastard like the rest of us. He grabbed a microphone, eager to introduce tonight's competitors.
"HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THIS WEEKS EDITION OF CELEBRITY SEXFIGHTS!"
"WHERE YOUR FAVORITE STARS BATTLE FOR SEXUAL SUPREMACY!"
"AND DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT!! TWO GORGEOUS PATRIOTS WILL SQUARE OFF FOR YOUR PLEASURE!"
""SEXY STARS FROM THE POPULAR MOVIE, AMERICAN PIE, PLEASE WELCOME TARA REID AND ALYSON HANNIGAN!!"
Together the two cuties marched down the aisle hand in hand, wearing matching red, white & blue bikinis. With red and white striped bottoms and blue tops with white stars strategically placed where their nipples would be, they were by far the sexiest patriots you've ever seen.
They seemed more like teammates than someone going head to head, a much different look than some of our other contests. They entered the ring together, taking a spot on each side of the horny host.
"It's great to be an American!" gushed the smarmy late night host, surrounded by the gorgeous red, white & blue contestants. Jimmy followed that up by taking off his shirt, teasing the audience as he started to unbuckle his pants.
"Well, I can be patriotic too!"
He proceeded to take off his pants, posing in his red, white & blue speedo. Not quite as sexy as the two sexfighters, but he was a good sport to play along.
The half-naked emcee explained the rules of Celebrity Sexfight, reminding everyone that the goal was to get your opponent naked and make her cum. The crowd roared at the details, and cheered even louder when the emcee announced that tonight's match would have strapon consequences for the loser.
Alyson and Tara took the announcement in stride, giggling and smiling at each other while posing in their all-American bikinis. The mention of the strapon didn't seem to bother them at all. They knew they were there to get the crowd aroused, and they did a great job of flaunting their tight little bodies for everyone.
Whether you were a fan of the innocent redhead with the cute little tushy, or the smoking hot blonde bombshell, you were in for a treat. They each had a playful sexy attitude, making the game more fun than competitive. If you wanted to see two women looking to destroy and humiliate each other, you were in the wrong place.
Alyson pranced around in front of Jimmy, giving the host a playful spanking, giving him three or four love taps on the ass. Tara followed suit, coming over and grabbing his crotch, getting a handful of his package, causing the cocky emcee to double over in pain.
"I thought the idea was for you to do battle with each other....not with ME!"
Jimmy reminded the girls why they were there, trying to get the action started.
Alyson took the hint, circling around and spanking Tara's cute little ass, much harder than she did to the host. The gorgeous blonde took it in stride, sticking her butt out, daring her playmate to do it again. Of course Alyson obliged, giving her friend several more slaps on the rump, eliciting a few high-pitched squeals from the giggly blonde.
Tara wasn't about to let Alyson's antics go unpunished. The cute blonde wheeled around, grabbing her friend by her shoulder length red hair and playfully tugged on it, sending her up against the ropes. With Alyson crying like a damsel in distress, Tara gave the wailing redhead a taste of her own medicine, spanking her several times on her cute derrière.
The red and white striped bikini bottoms made for an easy target, and Tara had no problem dishing out the spankings, adding a little more "oomph" with every strike. Alyson may have been squealing as the spankings were being delivered by her friend, but deep down she seemed to enjoy having her ass slapped. To her it was more of a show. This didn't seem like much of a sexfight. Just two cute actresses in skimpy bikinis teasing the audience.
There was no animosity at all between Tara and Alyson. It was nothing like some of the other brawls where we pitted two beautiful women against each other, who were intent on humiliating the other. These two lovely ladies were content to play grabass with each other in their red, white & blue bikinis.
Luckily we had a horny bastard like Jimmy Kimmel in charge tonight. The cocky late night host decided to force the action. He closed in on the two girls who were still playing patty cake with each other's butt by the ropes. He reached out with each hand, pulling the strings of their bikini tops, smiling as their breasts became exposed.
Alyson hunched over, screaming, covering her small pear-shaped tits, with her flimsy top starting to fall away.
Tara, by far the sluttier of the two American Pie actresses, didn't seem to mind having her nice firm breasts bouncing around freely. The sexy blonde went after her cowering opponent, pulling away what was left of Alyson's top.
Tara wasn't satisfied with just removing Alyson's top. She tried to make a play for the cute redhead's bottoms as well. Pulling on the waistband of the skimpy panties from behind, Tara started giggling when the crowd roared, getting a glimpse of Alyson's butt crack.
The wailing redhead fought back, turning towards Tara, swatting at her blonde friend's arms in an attempt to get her to stop. Both girls struggled as they fought for control, and ended up losing their balance and falling to the floor.
It was actually turning into the sexfight everyone was hoping for. As they rolled around on the floor topless, they were grabbing and clawing at anything they could get their hands on. Alyson had a handful of Tara's stringy blonde as well as a firm grip on her bare left breast, while her rival had one hand around Alyson's throat, choking her, while tugging at her panties with the other, trying to get her friend completely naked.
It didn't take long before Tara accomplished her goal, pulling Alyson's striped bikini bottom completely off. Her friend's silky red bush was exposed and the crowd roared with excitement.
Jimmy Kimmel stood over the two dueling actresses, getting a bird's eye view of the action.
"We've got BUSH!!! And let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, the carpet matches the drapes."
Alyson was nervously giggling while sprawled out naked on the floor. She was embarrassed, but didn't seem to mind showing off her slender body. The cute redhead tried to close her legs and cover up the free beaver shots that the crowd was going crazy about.
Tara Reid wasn't going to show her friend any mercy. The topless blonde laid on top of her defenseless rival, smothering the struggling redhead with her dangling tits. She reached down, running her fingers between Alyson's legs, trying to get them in her exposed pussy.
Alyson let out an ear-piercing scream as Tara found her way to the redhead's love nest, slipping her middle finger in between her juicy folds.
"STOP, TARA!!! NO!!!"
The protest was hardly genuine. Alyson may have been screaming NO, but her body language was saying YES. The idea of laying there completely naked, getting ravaged in front of a live audience, was turning her on. The cute redhead squirmed around on her back, trying to avoid Tara's invasive attack.
It looked as if this was going to be a quick match. Tara had Alyson in a compromising position and wasn't about to let it go. She rammed two fingers deep inside her foe's tight pussy, as the crowd cheered her on. The intense finger fucking was taking its toll on the lovable redhead. Alyson couldn't do much to fight back. I'm not sure she really wanted to.
Jimmy Kimmel was no help either, cracking jokes at Alyson's expense.
"This is like that one time....at band camp...where Alyson shoved a flute up her pussy!"
Both girls giggled at Jimmy's reference to American Pie, the movie that made them famous. Tara let up a little bit, trying to keep from laughing. It was just the kind of break that Alyson needed.