(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Our latest matchup at Celebrity Sexfights was a special request coming from one of our top investors. He wanted us to try to get two beautiful women he grew up watching on TV that were the subject of many of his fantasies. Crystal Bernard, the cute restaurant manager from the hit comedy show Wings, and Janine Turner, the lovely short-haired brunette from Northern Exposure.
Needless to say, I was more than willing to try making his wish come true. I had a huge crush on Crystal myself, falling for her sassy attitude and gorgeous looks, especially her rosy cheeks and shoulder length sandy blonde hair. Her sexy Texas accent also added to her southern charm.
Janine Turner was another beauty from a popular television show. Her role as the strong independent Alaskan bush pilot made her the subject of many young men's dreams. Probably quite a few young women as well, with her cute androgynous look.
Once again, Sarah Silverman was on hand as the official, giving the boisterous crowd an extra treat, dressed in her skimpy black and white striped referee's bikini. The sexy comedienne paraded around the ring, getting the crowd all lathered up by flaunting her curvaceous body, shaking her nice tushy and jiggling her luscious tits.
Sarah introduced the two former television stars, who were also gracious enough to compete in very revealing bikinis.
Janine entered the arena first, waving to the crowd, who gave a standing ovation as she walked down the aisle, showing off her nice fit body in a bright white two-piece bathing suit.
Not far behind her was Crystal, showing off her curvaceous figure in a flowered yellow
bikini. The appreciative crowd continued with the ovation, cheering loudly as the two lovely ladies squared off in the ring.
Not only were these women good looking back in the 90s, they both looked amazing today as sexy milfs in their 60s. Janine's short boyish hairstyle that she made famous on Northern Exposure was only slightly longer, curling around her ears. I think the back of a woman's neck can be so sexy, and Janine was a perfect example. Her short hair looked great on her.
Crystal looked great too. Her sandy blonde hair was cut a bit shorter than it was back when she starred on Wings, but not quite the same as her counterpart. She also had some plastic surgery that was barely noticeable, sporting a new narrower nose. Thank God she still has her rosy cheeks and those cute little dimples.
As beautiful as the two smiling actresses were, along with their pleasant personalities, there was a certain intensity in the air, with the controversial sexfight format. They were bitter rivals back in the 90s and tried to hide the fact that they really didn't care for each other. Both women wanted desperately to win, which made for an interesting match.
Sarah Silverman tried to build on the two contestant's dislike for each other, interviewing them before the big match. She started with Janine Turner.
"Janine, what do you think you have to do to come out on top in tonight's match?"
"Well Sarah....I think I've kept myself in great shape, whereas my opponent has put on a few pounds over the years. Hopefully I can use that to my advantage and wear her down."
Janine didn't lack any confidence as she got in a little dig on her rival. She wasn't wrong though. She was in fantastic shape, looking more like someone in their twenties than their sixties. Crystal looked good too, but she had some added weight on her hips, looking much more curvaceous than she did thirty years ago.
Sarah followed up on Janine's disrespect for her opponent, asking the short-haired brunette a follow up question.
"If you win tonight's match here at Celebrity Sexfight, how are you going to punish the loser?"
"Well Sarah...I've watched a few of the previous matches, and the strapon dildo looks intriguing. I wouldn't mind strapping it on and giving the Texas slut a good fucking."
The crowd was hooting and hollering at her response, realizing that Janine just drew a line in the sand, challenging her rival.
Sarah couldn't wait to get a reaction from Crystal, who was in the opposite corner with her arms folded, scowling, barely able to control the rage building up inside.
"Crystal, Janine says she has an advantage tonight because she's in shape and you're not. What do you plan to do in tonight's match to prove her wrong, and come away with a victory?
Crystal grabbed the microphone, staring directly at Janine as she gave her answer.
"If that skinny bitch thinks I'm overweight, maybe I'll just have to sit my fat ass on her face!"
The crowd roared at her response, hoping that the sexfight would live up to the pregame trash talking. But Crystal wasn't finished.
"I'm gonna show that bitch that you don't mess with Texas!"
Again the crowd cheered, especially those from the Lone Star state that were clearly on Crystal's side. Sarah interrupted to ask one final question.
"If you win tonight, do you agree with Janine in strapon consequences for the loser?"
Her answer couldn't be more clear.
"You're damn right I do!! I'm gonna enjoy fucking that arrogant bitch in the ass!"
The house was as loud as I've ever heard it. Crystal had the crowd going with her sassy response, showing a feistiness that made her look unbeatable. As she returned to her corner, she pumped her fists, trying to incite the crowd even more. The sassy blonde from Texas definitely had the fans on her side.
The referee gathered the two arch rivals to the center, eager to get the match started while the crowd was fired up. They stood toe to toe, confidently staring each other down. Janine had about three inches on Crystal, looking down at her with a sly smile. She had her hands on her hips, proudly flaunting her curvy figure in the white form fitting bikini. Janine had an amazing figure and knew it, confidently putting it on display.
Crystal wasn't one to be intimidated, sticking her chest out, rubbing up against the taller brunette, trying to push her backwards. Janine held her ground, refusing to budge. It was definitely a battle of wills.
Sarah could sense that there was a storm brewing, and slowly backed away to let the two proud actresses settle things their own way. She blew her whistle to start the match and the battle was on.
Crystal made the first move, grabbing a couple fistfuls of hair as she lunged at the tall brunette. Janine countered with some hair pulling of her own, clutching a handful of her opponent's sandy blonde locks.
They spun around the ring, jockeying for position, each trying to get the other on the floor. It was more of a catfight than a sexfight, but I don't think anyone in the audience minded. They were going crazy rooting on their favorite.
The aggressor was Crystal, who seemed to take the pregame body shaming comments personally. She had a determined look as she tried to knock her taller opponent off her feet. Rocking Janine's head back and forth, the little blonde dynamo was showing her fierce competitive spirit. She would do anything to win. Her persistence paid off as they both fell to the floor with the short blonde in the yellow bikini landing on top.
Crystal still had ahold of her foe's short dark hair, pounding the Northern Exposure star's head against the canvas. She swung her short chubby leg over the top of Janine's body, straddling her. With the slender brunette flat on her back, Crystal was able to take early control with her aggressive behavior.
That control didn't last long. Janine reached up, slapping Crystal across the face with her left hand, stunning the feisty blonde long enough to roll off of her back. With her other hand, she squeezed Crystal's breast, through her brightly colored top, causing her rival to cry out in pain. Janine then slapped her again before reaching down and grabbing Crystal's pussy, drawing another loud shriek from the short blonde actress.
Crystal grabbed Janine's wrist, and flipped the brunette onto her back again. This time she sat on Janine's stomach, trying to hold her in place. She reached down with both hands, grabbing the pretty brunette's boobs. She squeezed and twisted the soft globes, before ripping the flimsy white top completely off.
As Crystal sat there with the prized possession in her hand, Janine let out an embarrassed yelp, covering up her perfect tits, after being rendered topless.
Crystal twirled the white top around a few times, teasing the humiliated brunette. The crowd loved it, busting out with a loud roar.
Janine fought through the embarrassment, pushing her cocky opponent backwards, knocking her off her perch.
The two fierce competitors scrambled to their feet, circling each other, catching their breath and looking to make their next move.
