(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Celebrity Sexfights has now had over a dozen events with beautiful stars battling for sexual supremacy. The popularity has gone through the roof. Our attendance has been beyond our lofty expectations, we now have over one million subscriptions to our website, and beautiful celebrities are beating down our doors to be part of this sexy fad that's sweeping the nation.
Out of all of the lovely women that have competed with us so far, the most popular sexfighter was also the oldest one, Jamie Lee Curtis, at age 64.
We invited the the slender milf with her trademark short gray hair, back for more. She graciously accepted, telling us how much fun she had, and how it rejuvenated her sexually.
For her opponent this time around, we got Jamie someone even older than her. We signed 73-year-old Sigourney Weaver to take her on. The sexy heroine from the Alien movies looked as good now as she did forty years ago.
For their sexfight battle, the two veteran actresses came out wearing flimsy white wifebeater tank tops and skimpy panties, armed with huge weapons that were actually nothing but big squirt guns. I'm guessing that the upcoming battle was going to have the same feel as a wet T-shirt contest.
The two veteran actresses were way in the back at opposite ends of the arena. You could see the silhouettes of the gun-toting Milfs as they stood in the doorways, waiting to make their entrance. They slowly made their way down to the wrestling ring, from opposite sides of the arena, spurred on by the enthusiastic crowd.
Both women looked dead serious, staring each other down as they stepped inside the ropes. They were definitely hamming it up, role playing as the female warriors.
As an added bonus, with Sigourney's thin white tank top and panties, there wasn't much left to the imagination. Her dark pointy nipples were poking out of her tight wifebeater shirt, and you could make out what looked to be a thick hairy muff, through her sheer white panties.
There was something about two big movie stars squaring off to do battle in their underwear, that drove me crazy. Apparently I wasn't the only one, as this was the loudest our arena has ever been here at Celebrity Sexfights. The two older combatants were enjoying themselves teasing everyone, but deep down, both of the mature actresses wanted badly to win.
Jamie Lee had already tasted victory with an exciting match against Jennifer Tilly, but the big-titted poker player couldn't hold a candle to Sigourney when it came to intense physical confrontation. Even in her seventies, the mature brunette exuded sexiness, and today was no different, as she slowly walked in circles, pointing her gun across the ring at her opponent. Jamie Lee took aim as well, as she carefully tiptoed around the ring with Sigourney in her sights.
There was no warning shot. Jamie Lee fired first, dousing Sigourney with a steady stream from her fancy squirt gun. She had a direct hit, catching her rival in the chest, with water splashing everywhere and the white tank top getting soaked. Her dark nipples poked through the soggy shirt, but the wet movie star shrugged it off, taking aim and returning fire, going for a head shot.
A never ending stream caught Jamie Lee in the face, stunning the gray-haired milf. She dropped her arms and turned away, trying to avoid getting drenched. Water dripped down her short matted hair into her eyes, temporarily blinding the former scream queen. Jamie tried to take refuge in the corner, huddled up against the ropes. She needed a couple seconds to regain her senses after taking a direct hit from Sigourney's powerful super-soaker squirt gun.
A couple seconds was all it took for the wavy-haired brunette to charge Jamie from behind. Sigourney tossed her fake gun to the side and rushed in, grabbing Jamie Lee's white tank top, stretching out the close fitting shirt. In a matter of seconds, Sigourney had ripped the white tank top off, leaving her rival drenched and topless, kicking and screaming in the corner. The Alien star didn't even bother making it a wet T-shirt contest, giving the audience the real thing instead. She had exposed Jamie's amazing pear-shaped tits, leaving the gray cougar half-naked, in nothing but her black undies.
Sigourney tackled her topless opponent, roughly taking her to the floor and sitting on her stomach in a schoolgirl pin. With Jamie on her back with her arms stretched out above her head, Sigourney loomed above the half-naked gray-haired cougar, salivating over her luscious bare breasts.
The curly-haired brunette reached out, kneading Jamie's soft breasts with both hands. She showed her aggressiveness right away, hoping to keep her athletic foe from getting any momentum going. Sigourney knew that Jamie Lee was as sly as a fox when it came to sexfighting. She wanted to let her know who was in charge.
"You're MY bitch today, Jamie."
Sigourney leaned over, getting just inches from Jamie Lee's face, with her warm breath overwhelming the silver-haired milf. The intimidation wasn't quite having the effect that was intended, as Jamie reacted with a smug smile.
"We'll see. You don't scare me. I'll have you cumming, and screaming, and begging for mercy before you know it."
