(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Celebrity Sexfight has been a huge success since we started the kinky event earlier this year. It was always exciting to see the secret naughty side of some of the country's biggest stars.
Seeing these women competing in the nude was exciting enough, but we never imagined it would go much farther than that. The humiliating consequences of some matches were unbelievable. From Amy Schumer getting peed on, to Kelly Ripa and Rachael Ray's kinky food fight, to Amy Poehler giving her good friend Tina Fey a squirt facial, to witnessing hot actress Leah Remini taking a strapon dildo up the ass, there was something for everyone.
When interviewing our potential stars, it was always interesting to me to hear of some of their personal habits, interests, or limits when it came to sex. I was surprised at the number of women that had done anal in the past, thinking that the naughty act was more for dirty girls and depraved sexual addicts. It wasn't something that I would associate with glamorous movie stars.
Another thing that I was intrigued by, was learning about some of the women's penchant for achieving squirting orgasms. Female ejaculation was always a turn on for me, though like everyone else, I was always skeptical about what was real or not in some of the adult videos I've seen.
Legendary squirting porn star Deauxma has always been one of my favorites, but you had to wonder if her gushing orgasms were actual climaxes, or just her peeing. I'm now convinced that it's real, after hearing how many of the ladies admitted to being squirters, having experienced the gushing orgasms on a regular basis.
Tonight we had two such squirting women. One was Leslie Mann, the pretty blonde Milf from such popular movies as Knocked Up, This is Forty, The Other Woman, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin. She confessed to being a big time squirter, losing control constantly. She complained about making a mess of her panties and bed sheets on a regular basis, but said her hubby loved how wet she got.
The other squirting celebrity was Ellie Kemper, the cute redhead known for her roles in Bridesmaids, The Office, and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Ellie was excited to be involved with our Sexfight series, and when she heard of my interest in girls who squirt, she even offered to show me one of her gushing orgasms right there during our interview, hiking up her skirt, ready to start playing with herself.
I told her I'd take her word for it, and she could save it for her match with Leslie Mann, who we had picked out to face her. She winced when I mentioned her opponents name, confiding in me that she wanted to win badly because she didn't really like the blonde actress.
"She's kind of a B-I-T-C-H" she whispered, spelling out the dirty word, trying not to offend anybody, as if Leslie was in the room listening.
I figured that a little bit of animosity between the two of them could be a good thing. Especially when it was supposed to be a sexfight. A little added intensity never hurt anyone.
When they met a couple weeks later, another packed house was on hand to watch the two stars go at it. Plenty of celebrities were among those in attendance too, including such notables as Cameron Diaz, Paul Rudd, Parker Posey, Melinda McCarthy, Jenna Fischer, Tina Fey, and Rainn Wilson. All there to see their friends get down and dirty.
Leslie Mann was introduced first, and entered the arena in her skimpy burgundy bikini, showing off her slim 34-23-34 body. The slender blonde strolled down the aisle waving to the crowd, before climbing into the ring, ready to get it on.
She was followed by the other cute comedic actress, as Ellie Kemper made her appearance in a bright lime green bikini. The smiling redhead was sharing high fives with the audience, as she came down the runway, thrilled to be a part of this sexy competition. Ellie looked like a young college kid, but was actually in her forties. Even though she was older than she appeared, she was still almost ten years younger than Leslie.
After climbing into the ring, the fair-skinned beauty flexed her muscles, doing her best Hulk Hogan impression. She was having fun posing for the boisterous crowd, flashing a huge grin, trying to win over the enthusiastic crowd with her charm.
Leslie was growing tired of her antics, leaning back against the ropes with a condescending smirk on her face. She couldn't wait to teach the little show off a lesson, and wipe that smile off her face.
The bell rang to start the match, with both women approaching each other in the middle of the ring. Ellie was on her toes with her hands up in a wrestling stance, ready to do battle. Leslie casually walked up, rolling her eyes at the eager redhead, as if she was above doing anything as degrading as bikini wrestling.
The sexy blonde grabbed Ellie by the back of the neck, pulling her in closer, where she planted a long wet kiss on the startled redhead. Leslie wanted to make this match all about sexual supremacy, hoping to avoid any actual grappling. She figured she could win over the younger actress on her sexual charms alone. Why waste any energy wrestling around if you didn't have to?
Ellie didn't know what to make of the mature blonde's approach, hesitating before accepting the passionate kiss, and putting her hands on Leslie's soft slim body, gently caressing the older actress.
It was more like a make out session than a sexfight, as the two beauties were feeling each other out. Leslie squeezed Ellie's nice round ass, pulling the cute redhead in closer, while continuing with the long, sloppy kiss.
Ellie loved the intimate groping and ran her hands up and down Leslie's back, hoping to keep the blonde in a loving mood. She was prepared to tangle with a stuck up bitch, but was surprised to see a different, softer side of the blonde actress. She was actually attracted to her.
Ellie returned the passionate kiss while sticking her bare thigh in between Leslie's legs, gently rubbing it up against the blonde's crotch. Leslie pulled away briefly, surprised at the innocent redhead's bold move. She flashed a sly grin, with her beautiful high cheekbones protruding, as she gazed back at her opponent with an eager enthusiasm. She didn't back away from Ellie, slowly rubbing her panty covered pussy up against her cute playmate.
Leslie took the contest to another level, undoing the strings of Ellie's bright lime bikini top. The subdued crowd started to come alive, showing their appreciation as Leslie carefully pulled the top away, unveiling Ellie's small breasts and puffy pink nipples.
Ellie didn't put up much of a fight at losing her top, standing there topless, innocently gazing back at her opponent, while letting everyone get a glimpse of her small firm breasts. She loved the idea of being a naughty girl, and went along with Leslie's playful shenanigans.
Leslie Mann was no fool. She knew that her best chance at winning was to use the art of seduction. She couldn't compete athletically with her younger opponent, and wanted to avoid wrestling around at all costs. The slim 50-year-old actress flashed a devilish smile at the younger redhead, while reaching out and fondling Ellie's milky white breasts.
"Ooh! Look at those luscious titties!"
Leslie gently squeezed and caressed her playmate's small firm breasts, rubbing her thumbs across the thick pink areola, bringing Ellie's puffy nipples to life.
"Mind if I have a taste?"
