(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
We've been doing Celebrity Sexfights for a few months now, and have had several requests for an oil wrestling match. I was all for it. I love the sight of beautiful bodies glistening with a slippery substance, as they tangle in front of hundreds of horny fans. Tonight we decided to give the people what they want, with our first oil wrestling Sexfight.
Sexy comic actress Rashida Jones was one of our contestants. The caramel skinned beauty known for her roles in popular TV shows, The Office and Parks and Recreation, was eager to put her tight body on the line. She jumped at the opportunity when she heard we were going to do an oil wrestling match.
Her opponent was Kate Hudson, the cute blonde star of such movies as 'How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days' and 'Almost Famous'. Kate had a tight athletic body, with a cute little tushy that she loved to show off. She was the perfect match for Rashida.
The wrestling ring was modified for the oil wrestling format, covered with a plastic sheet and coated with baby oil. There was also a large bottle in each wrestler's corner, for them to apply to their bodies in preparation for the sexy battle.
Rashida was introduced first, making her entrance in a white string bikini that contrasted perfectly with her smooth light brown skin. She had a playful smile as she pranced down the aisle, showing off her tight body. The athletic brunette had a quiet confidence as she entered the ring, and leaned back against the ropes, waiting for her opponent.
Kate was raring to go too, entering the arena to a loud ovation, blowing kisses to the appreciative crowd. Wearing a skimpy black bikini, she showed off her hot body, stopping every few feet to bend over and wiggle her cute little butt for the audience. The adorable actress really knew how to work the crowd.
And what a crowd it was! Plenty of celebrities were on hand again this week, showing support for their colleagues. Kate's mother Goldie Hawn was up in one of the luxury suites, unfazed by the provocative nature of the event. She was going to support her lovely daughter no matter what. She was accompanied by one of her recent co-stars, Amy Schumer. Amy had already competed twice here at Celebrity Sexfights, winning once and losing once, and was instrumental in getting Kate signed up.
Two other stars with Sexfight experience were also in attendance. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were also guests of Goldie, watching from up above. Apparently the two comedians have made up since they battled each other in this very arena just a few months ago.
As the two gorgeous actresses faced off in the ring, it appeared to be more of an exhibition than a competition. Both women were there to have fun. I don't think either of them cared about winning or losing.
Sassy comedienne Sarah Silverman was on hand once again as the celebrity referee, decked out in a sexy black & white striped bikini. She strutted around the slippery ring, flaunting her surprisingly hot body, looking like a teenybopper, with her hair tied back in a ponytail. The dark-haired comic grabbed the microphone, explaining the new format for the night's event.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to another edition of Celebrity Sexfights! Tonight we have an extra special treat for you.....OIL WRESTLING!!"
"That's right. Rashida and Kate have agreed to oil up their luscious bodies tonight for a slippery sexy battle!"
She paused as the crowd roared with approval, with the beauties acknowledging the cheers from opposite sides of the ring. Sarah called them to the middle to go over some rules.
"Okay ladies, No Punching, No Biting, No Eye Gouging, and No Hitting Below the Belt."
"On second thought...FUCK THAT!! Do whatever you want."
Once again the boisterous crowd cheered, in anticipation of the wild contest, as Sarah handed each contender a bottle of baby oil.
"Each one of you can oil up your opponent before we get down to business."
Again the enthusiastic audience cheered wildly. But the sexy ref stopped them before they began to oil each other up.
"Oh did I forget to mention?"
"Tonight's match will be fought in the nude."
"So let's lose the swimwear, ladies!"
Sarah loved pandering to the audience and held onto the bottles of baby oil while the two lovely contestants did a little striptease, shedding their skimpy bikinis.
Rashida was the first to undo her top, flinging it into the crowd as she paraded around the ring in her white bikini bottoms, flashing her small but firm tits, as well as her seductive smile.
Kate went over to her corner, where she seductively took off her top before flinging it into the crowd. She stood there innocently pinching her tiny tits as she posed topless for the raucous fans. She continued wiggling her derrière, as she slowly peeled down her black bikini bottoms, teasing the audience by giving them a glimpse of her amazing ass crack.
The cute little blonde had a mischievous smile as she followed her dark-haired opponent around the ring. Kate didn't wait any longer to get going. She was eager to get the fight underway. She snuck up behind the topless brunette, yanking Rashida's bottoms down, exposing her gorgeous butt as well as her thick but well manicured dark muff.
Kate stood in the middle of the ring, giggling at her naked friend, as the audience went wild getting their first glimpse of bush.
The cute flat-chested blonde wasn't safe either, with the referee also getting in on the act. Sarah came up behind Kate, untying the strings of her black bikini bottom, pulling it off with one slick motion, leaving her bent over in the center of the ring, blushing and trying to cover up her coochie.
