(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
We've had some interesting battles here on Celebrity Sexfights, with girls from Survivor, Storage Wars, and the Poker Tour, as well as famous sports figures, actresses and comedians. But this week's star power tops them all. Academy Award winning actress Emma Stone agreed to compete in our adult themed adventure. When asked why someone of her stature would subject herself to this kind of humiliation, she simply answered that she thought it would be fun. She was intrigued by the format, and looked at performing in this risqué atmosphere as just another acting role.
One of her stipulations for appearing was okaying who her opponent would be. She wanted to have a say in who she would face. When we found out she was actually interested, we came up with a list of potential opponents.
Actresses Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones, Kaitlin Olson of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, race car driver Danica Patrick, Paris Hilton, former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding, and controversial singer Miley Cyrus were all candidates we thought she might be interested in.
When we showed her the list, she burst out laughing, shocked at a couple of the names on the list. Emma regained her composure, trying to peruse the list more closely. Her wide eyes were fixed on the different names, as she gave us her thoughts.
"First of all, there is NO FUCKING WAY that Paris agreed to do this. I mean there's no way."
"Second, I'm not getting in the ring with Tonya Harding! I don't care for her. I don't find her attractive. And I don't want my legs broken."
"Now the others aren't so bad."
"Kate is such a little slut, she would probably lose on purpose."
"Rashida might be good at this. I know she likes girls. I could see her doing well."
"Maybe Kaitlin too. I don't think she's a dyke, but I'm sure she's been in plenty of fights."
"Danica seems like kind of a bitch. I wouldn't want to fight her, but I wouldn't mind fucking her."
"And I don't know what to think about Miley. She might just twerk me to death."
She respectfully handed the list back without being very optimistic. Then had her own suggestion.
"Have you spoken with Anna Kendrick?"
"I bet she would do it. She might surprise you. She's not as innocent as you might think.......plus she squirts when she cums. That would be kinda cool. I'd love to make her squirt."
My jaw dropped when she offered up her good friend as a possible opponent. And the little morsel about Anna being a squirter was almost too good to be true.
Well, long story short, we signed Anna up for a showdown between her and Emma. We had two of the biggest box office draws from the entertainment industry willing to get down and dirty in front of a live audience for Celebrity Sexfights.
Or at least that's what I thought.
Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick may have agreed to a Sexfight, but they wanted more intimate surroundings. They wanted to have their sexy duel in a bedroom setting, on a big comfortable bed. Not in a wrestling ring, performing live, in front of a thousand screaming fans.
I didn't like the idea. Performing live was part of the allure of the Celebrity Sexfight franchise. But I'm not opposed to trying something new, and didn't want to risk losing these two huge stars.
The kitchen stage, and subsequent food fight with Rachel Ray and Kelly Ripa turned out to be one of our more popular events. Maybe this style would be just as much of a success.
The bikinis were out as well, being replaced by sexy lingerie. This I had no problem with. The thought of the two lovely ladies wearing something sexy in the bedroom brought a smile to my face.
If I didn't know better, it seemed like all we were doing was filming a softcore lesbian porn flick between the two mainstream stars. I made sure that both women knew that it had to fall under the "Sexfight" category. I was assured it would be much more than that.
We used one of the bedroom sets that they used on Girlfriend Films. I'm pretty sure I've seen hot Milfs like Jodi West, Deauxma, Brandi Love and Syren DeMer fucking around on this very same setting.
It was about as intimate as we could get, with three cameras, and a handful of people, including myself, on hand to watch these two gorgeous actresses go at it.
Anna Kendrick walked in first, looking absolutely smoking hot wearing a black one-piece teddy. I always knew she was a cutie, but she really came across as an innocent sex kitten. Her high-cut teddy showed off her lovely thighs, and teased us being partially see-through, giving us the outline of what appeared to be her neatly trimmed bush. Her small breasts and dark nipples were barely visible as well, not leaving much to the imagination. Anna had a cute little bod, and she knew it. She had no problem walking around in such a revealing outfit.
I called her over by one of camera operators for a quick interview, asking a few questions on her thoughts about the match with Emma.
Me: "Anna, you're one of the most popular, in demand actresses in the industry today. What made you decide to take part in something as risqué as Celebrity Sexfights?"
Anna flashed her trademark smile, wiping a few stray strands of her stringy brown hair out of her eyes, as she looked directly into the camera, exuding some naughtiness as she tried her best to give an honest answer.
Anna: "When I was first approached about doing a Sexfight, my answer was a hard NO. Then I heard Emma was going to be involved. I thought if she was willing to bare her pancake ass, then I would give it a try too."
Me: "Well, we're all glad you decided to join us."
