(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
When we let the word out that we were looking for all sorts of women to compete at Celebrity Sexfights, our definition of celebrities was probably looser than most. Some stars, who were in the headlines at one time but have since faded into obscurity, still would have qualified as celebrities if you asked me.
Olympic figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan were two such people that fell under this category. A video clip of Nancy getting kneecapped and left sobbing backstage was on all the major newscasts, and her rival Tonya Harding was always suspected of being behind the attack.
It kept them in the headlines, putting both women in an unwanted spotlight. We reached out to each of them, thinking it was still one of the most famous rivalries in women's sports. It was no surprise that Tonya was interested, willing to do anything for a buck, after having her reputation ruined with her involvement in the attack.
I was shocked to hear that Nancy Kerrigan was interested in a matchup with Tonya. I'm sure she wanted some revenge, but I couldn't picture her being involved with our kinky sexfights.
The taller brunette wasn't the crowd favorite that you thought she might be. Although she was the victim of a vicious attack, Nancy was snotty with the media, and didn't come across as very likable. She was never considered to be a sympathetic figure, mainly because of her icy standoffish personality.
This was a unique match where neither fighter had much of a fan following. Most of those in attendance were there just to see someone lose. Even though we had another sellout, the crowd was more subdued than usual, failing to give out the normal ovations at the introductions.
My suggestion that they come out wearing skating outfits got turned down. They entered the arena in the customary string bikinis.
They should have taken my advice. Neither one really had the body for the skimpy bathing suits. Nancy's flat chest and pancake ass didn't do much to fill out her bright red bikini. She looked way too skinny to ever be an Olympic athlete. I guess thirty years without all that training will do that to you. She still had beautiful long wavy black hair, and her trademark toothy grin. It just seemed odd attached to the skinny body.
Tonya had no problem filling out her black bikini. You could say she filled it too much. The short blonde with the cute little ski jump nose, had packed on a few pounds since her skating days, with a little flab around her waist and hips. She had a reputation as trailer trash ever since the background of her creepy husband and friends surfaced years ago. This did nothing to change that.
This fight could have been hyped many ways. Blonde vs brunette, good vs evil, rich vs poor, or skinny vs fat. It seemed to have something for everyone. Tonight most of the crowd was leaning toward Nancy, looking for her to get some revenge on the feisty blonde.
When the bell sounded and the two former skating rivals met in the center, it didn't take long for the catfight to break out. Nancy reared back with her right hand and gave Tonya a hard slap across the face, with a loud smack that could be heard way up in the cheap seats. It was as if thirty years of festering hostility came pouring out of her. She followed that up with a lefthanded slap, stunning the chubby blonde.
Tonya wasn't going to go down that easily. Sporting a big red mark on her cheek, she came back with an elbow to Nancy's stomach, knocking the wind out of the skinny brunette. With Kerrigan hunched over, gasping to catch her breath, Tonya grabbed her long dark hair, pulling her in close, bringing Nancy to her knees.
Tonya started pummeling Nancy with a flurry of punches that didn't seem to land, but were enough to keep the tall brunette from fighting back. Nancy did a good job of keeping her head down and blocking most of the blows with her arms.
Tonya was swinging so wildly, her tits popped out of her top. She continued with the free swinging barrage while her boobs were bouncing all over the place, drawing some cheers from the crowd.
Tonya let up for a second, readjusting her skimpy bikini top, tucking her fleshy tits with the freakishly large puffy nipples back into her bra.
With a slight break in the action, Nancy started to get to her feet. Tonya rushed her and the two intense skaters locked up in another hair pulling embrace. There wasn't much sex in this sexfight, with passion being replaced by hate. It was no secret that the two women really didn't like each other.
Not surprisingly, it was Tonya who was the first one to put her hands on her rival's body. She cupped her hands over Nancy's flat ass, digging her fingers into the sagging red bikini bottom. The blonde bitch started kissing her nemesis, causing the skinny brunette to wince with disgust.
Nancy tried to push the skanky blonde away, hoping to avoid Tonya's slobbering tongue. In her attempt to get away, Nancy tripped, and the two former skaters crashed to the floor.
They rolled around on the canvas, with Nancy grabbing the only things she could get her hands on...Tonya's floppy boobs.
Tonya still had her hands clutching Nancy's pancake ass, as she came to rest on top of the struggling dark-haired beauty. She was kissing her long neck and working her hands around to each side of Nancy's red panties. Tonya pulled on the strings, undoing the skimpy bikini bottom, giving everyone a little peek at Nancy's thick black bush.
