(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
After the overwhelming popularity of our recent sexfight between former scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis and poker pro Jennifer Tilly, we decided to dip into the poker world again for our next two contestants.
Tiffany Michelle and Vanessa Rousso are two of the world's greatest poker players. After being on hand to watch their friend Jennifer Tilly compete a couple weeks ago, the two hot gamblers agreed to put their bodies on the line for a shot at the million dollar prize.
Not only were they two of the best poker players on tour, they were also two of the hottest, both landing on Poker Today magazine's list of top twenty babes in poker. Vanessa ranked #7, and Tiffany coming in at #4.
We even had a special guest referee for today's match, with sassy comedienne, and part-time poker player Sarah Silverman handling the duties.
When introduced, she entered the arena to a big round of applause. She was a crowd favorite, and former Celebrity Sexfight contestant, beating Amy Schumer in one of our most memorable matches.
She was dressed moderately, in a standard black and white striped official's shirt, and a black skirt. No referee bikini this time, like she wore when she was the official for the Kat Dennings/Kaley Cuoco sexfight.
The raven-haired beauty grabbed the mic to introduce our two battling foxes.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to our latest edition of Celebrity Sexfights. Tonight we have two of the hottest, brightest stars from the world of poker, who are putting their chips in the middle and going ALL IN!"
"Our first combatant tonight is fighting out of Los Angeles, California. She was the last woman standing in the 2008 World Series of Poker main event, winner of a bracelet in 2022 at Lake Tahoe, and a finalist on The Amazing Race. You may also know her as Scarlett Kane from the hit series DeVanity."
"Please welcome TIFFANY MICHELLE!"
The crowd cheered as Tiffany appeared, looking incredibly hot, wearing a dark blue bikini. Her curvy 34-24-34 body was put on display as she proudly strutted down the aisle. She made it a point to wiggle her gorgeous round ass as she climbed into the ring, showing off her nice tushy.
"Taking on Tiffany tonight, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada is the 4th leading female money maker of all-time, with career earnings over five million dollars. She's also finished third appeared on Big Brother, finishing third in the 2015 season.
"Please welcome VANESSA ROUSSO!!"