(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
When I first heard that Jamie Lee Curtis was interested in taking part in our controversial new series, I thought I was gonna die. I've grown up idolizing the scream queen, masturbating to her alone in my bedroom countless times.
Now in her sixties, the gray-haired beauty still has scores of fans, perfecting her role as America's Milf. I'm sure there are plenty of guys of all ages still whacking off to naughty thoughts of the slender short-haired actress.
Facing off against Jamie Lee tonight is busty brunette bombshell Jennifer Tilly. The sexy siren has given up acting, but still has a faithful following as a top player in the poker world. Her boobs are bigger and better than ever, and she uses her amazing cleavage to distract her fellow card players.
We had another full house on hand to see the two gorgeous 64-year-olds go at it. There were plenty of poker stars among them, with Jennifer's boyfriend Phil Laak leading the pack. He rented one of the luxury suites overlooking the arena, and was joined by friends Antonio Esfandiari, Gus Hanson, and Daniel Negreanu, as well as poker hotties Tiffany Michelle, Maria Ho, Clonie Gowen and Vanessa Rousso. All there to cheer on their good friend. Rumor was going around that Tiffany and Maria, teammates on The Amazing Race, were scheduled for an upcoming sexfight also. Maybe they were here to take notes.
The poker mob roared with enthusiasm, whistling and high fiving each other when Jennifer appeared, wearing a sexy leopard print bikini. She looked incredible, showing off her curvaceous figure as she slowly walked down the aisle. Jennifer loved flaunting every inch of her 40-28-38 body, shaking her gorgeous booty, and making sure her amazing cleavage jiggled ever so slightly with every step.
She stepped into the ring blowing kisses to the crowd, shaking her luscious booty, as she waited in the corner for her opponent.
Jamie Lee Curtis entered soon after to another huge roar from the raucous crowd. It was by far the longest loudest ovation we've ever had at Celebrity Sexfights. Everyone seemed to adore the former scream queen. The gray-haired beauty looked stunning, in a skimpy white string bikini that showed off her amazingly fit body. She stood at the top of the runway smiling and waving to the appreciative fans.
Jamie began her slow walk down the aisle, acknowledging the appreciative crowd, by blowing kisses, before entering the ring. She raised her eyebrows as she gazed across the mat at her opponent. She was obviously impressed with Jennifer's lovely curves and awesome leopard print bikini. She had nothing to be ashamed of, sporting some nice curves of her own, with a chiseled 36-24-36 body.
The two hot women met in the middle, smiling seductively at each other, knowing they were going to put on a good show. Although they were about the same age and height, they had completely different body types, with the curvaceous dark-haired sexpot taking on the slender gray-haired beauty.
They had a different attitude than some of our past sexfighters, going with the a "Let's have fun" approach to the contest.
As they faced off in the middle, there was no trash talking or cold stare downs. Just nervous laughter from the two sexy contestants. Jamie reached out, playfully squeezing Jennifer's big boobs, drawing a chuckle from the crowd.
"Sorry! Just practicing! I had to find out if they were real."
The short-haired Milf was going for laughs, poking fun at the huge breasts of her opponent. Jennifer was in the joking mood also, sticking her index finger inside Jamie's white bikini bottom and pulling on it, taking a peek inside.
"Just checking! From a distance you looked like a dude."
It was an obvious reference to Jamie Lee's short hairstyle and athletic boyish looking body.
All kidding aside, both women knew they were there to see which one could use her charm and sexuality, and perhaps their tongue and a finger or two, to get the other to cum.
Jennifer smiled coyly with some quiet confidence. She knew her curvy figure would be hard to resist. Jamie already showed her hand by touching her breasts.
Jamie Lee didn't lack confidence either. The former scream queen was in great shape for someone her age and she knew it. You could strike a match off her tight flat stomach. Her pancake ass was also nice and firm. You could see the results of her vigorous workout routine, with her long lean body.
As the two gorgeous women continued to gaze at each with seductive smiles, they realized they had a job to do.
Jennifer licked her lips, whispering in her soft baby voice, "Are you ready for this? Are you ready to cum for me?"
She gently ran the back of her fingers over Jamie's cheek, adding to her sexy seduction. The stoic gray-haired beauty never flinched, returning a sly smile.
"Oh I'm ready" she responded, with a devilish grin. "I can't wait to get my hands on your beautiful body."
Jennifer purred with delight at Jamie Lee's answer, caressing herself, roving her hands all over her luscious curves.
"This body?"
She flashed an innocent smile, brushing her index finger across her lips in anticipation of having Jamie Lee's hands all over her.
Jennifer reached behind, undoing her bra letting the leopard print top fall freely, unleashing her huge bouncy breasts.
The crowd roared with approval at the sight of the big-titted brunette standing there topless. Jamie Lee could only smile, knowing her breasts were no match for her busty opponent. She decided to lose her top too, slowly untying the strings of her white bikini. She proudly displayed her beautiful medium sized tits, garnering another loud ovation from the raucous crowd.
The two lovely Milfs stepped closer with their hands on their hips, flaunting their hot bodies. Their bare breasts touched as this sexy battle was underway.
If they were going to settle this with a duel of their bare breasts, my money was on Jennifer. But Jamie was too smart to let that happen.
The short-haired fox reached down, carefully pulling the strings of her skimpy white bikini bottom. It slowly came undone, and the sexy lady held it up in her hand, smiling as she stood there in the nude. Jamie had an amazing tight ass, and didn't hesitate to show it off. She tossed her bikini bottom aside as she circled around her topless rival, flaunting her slender nude body.
The carpet matched the drapes, with a small tuft of silky gray hairs covering her love nest.
Jennifer stood ther quietly with her hands on her hips, letting Jamie do her thing. When the gray-haired Milf had completed her lap, the curvy brunette decided to play along. She turned, bending over, shaking her luscious big booty in Jamie's face, drawing cheers and whistles from the crowd. Especially from her poker friends in the suite above.
Miss Tilly slowly peeled off her sexy leopard print bikini bottom, unveiling her juicy round ass. She had her hands on her knees, shaking it once more, jiggling her luscious behind, much to the delight of the crowd. No gray hairs down below for this girl. Jennifer had a neatly trimmed dark martini glass patch right above her puffy pink pussy lips.
The bikinis were just a formality. They decided to cut to the chase. It appeared as if both women were ready to do battle in the nude. Why let those skimpy bikinis get in the way?
