(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
When we first came up with the idea of Celebrity Sexfights, one person's name popped up more than any other-- Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory. The gorgeous blonde appealed to all sorts of demographics. Young and old, male or female, everyone seemed to be infatuated with Sheldon's hot neighbor.
Well I've got great news! We signed Kaley to a deal just last week. She had one stipulation. She got to pick her opponent. Her reason being she didn't want to get in the ring with one of her friends, for fear of damaging any relationships she built up over the years. Also she was adamant that her opponent had to be someone she was attracted to, physically. She thought that having sexfight with someone that didn't arouse you would just be a big waste of time.
It turns out she picked out another young actress that we had our sights on as well. Kat Dennings from Two Broke Girls agreed to do battle with her, giving us a matchup between two of the sassiest comic actresses in the business.
It didn't take much to talk Kat into stepping in the ring for a sexfight. When she found out that Kaley would be her opponent, her eyes lit up, and she licked her luscious red lips with a mischievous smile.
Kaley was excited too, when she heard that the busty star of 2 Broke Girls had accepted the challenge. She couldn't wait to get her hands on the curvaceous brunette's killer body. It was destined to be a very memorable event.
We had set a pretty high standard with the previous bouts, with two hot matches between beautiful castaways from the hit show Survivor. Bad girl Jerri Manthey earned a come from behind victory over Ami Cusack, and Stephenie LaGrossa totally dominated cute blonde Kat Edorsson in an extremely one-sided match.
Staying with the reality TV theme, big-titted Brandi from Storage Wars coaxed a squirting climax out of her rival Casey, in an exciting bout that netted her a profit of $100,000.
Sassy comediennes Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer gave us an entertaining match, with Sarah pulling off a huge upset with a wet and wild finish.
Cute Australian actress Isla Fisher strapped it on after her surprising victory over fellow actress Parker Posey, showing us a sexy side that we've never seen before.
One of our best and most popular matches came about when lifelong friends Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were competing as managers for their co-stars Jane Krakowski and Aubrey Plaza, respectively, before they had to fill in at the last minute, leading up to an intense encounter that had an amazing facesitting ending.
I wonder which curvy star would wind up on top this time. Kaley was definitely the fan favorite, and possesses some surprising athletic ability that should help her out. But I wouldn't count out Kat. The sarcastic goth chic has a "take no shit" attitude, and swore she was going to use her slight edge in weight to her advantage by planting her big booty on the sexy blonde every chance she got. It was sure to be a doozy of a match between these two sassy sexy babes.
Our crowd was amazing, with standing room only, as we had to turn thousands of people away from the incredible event featuring the two hot promising stars. Our pay-per-view numbers were also going through the roof, with millions of people looking to see their favorite stars in action.
Kaley was the first contestant to enter the arena, skipping down the aisle in a bright red bikini, showing off her knockout body. If anyone epitomized the All-American girl next door, it was Kaley. She wowed us all as Sheldon's sexy neighbor on The Big Bang Theory, and she had the same effect on the wild crowd at tonight's event.
She paraded around the ring, acknowledging the applause, while flaunting her amazing 34-24-36 body. Her blonde shoulder length hair flowed freely, giving her the look of a typical California beach girl. Except that there was nothing typical about this radiant beauty.
Her opponent had a different approach to entering the arena, walking slowly down the runway. Kat Dennings had a no nonsense attitude as she turned and waved to the crowd, with her luscious red lips flashing a small devilish smile. Her skimpy black string bikini could barely hold her amazing curves. Kat had magnificent DD breasts that jiggled slightly with every little move. Her amazing breasts were a perfect complement to her voluptuous ass, as she entered the ring showing off her curvaceous figure.
Our two lovely contestants eyed each other up as they slowly walked to the center of the ring. We had a classic matchup pitting a beautiful blonde against a busty brunette. The crowd began to stir as the two beauties stood toe to toe, trying to intimidate the other.
The excitement went up a notch when the public address announcer got everyone's attention, stating there was a special guest referee for tonight's match. Without waiting for an introduction, former Sexfight winner Sarah Silverman burst through the doors.
It was the hottest referee I've ever seen. She was sporting a skimpy black string bikini bottom and a black and white striped top. The sassy comedian with the long flowing black hair strutted down the aisle and into the ring joining our two combatants.
Sarah was hamming it up in her role as tonight's official. She got in between the two gorgeous sexfighters, laying down some ground rules.
"Ladies, we're here tonight to see you put your hot bodies on the line in a battle for sexual supremacy."
Kaley and Kat just smiled hungrily at each other, knowing what kind of kinky fun was ahead, as the sexy referee did her thing.
"The first one of you sexy bitches to make the other cum, or submit in any way, will be declared the winner."
The two beautiful babes continued to stare each other down, confident that they had what it takes to come out on top.
Sarah grabbed her whistle, backing away from the two hotties, giving them room to go at it. She blew the whistle signifying the start of the match.
The audience was cheering loudly as the match got underway with the two beauties wrapping their arms around each other, grinding their hot bodies together as they met for a long passionate kiss. Hands were roaming freely as their scantily clad bodies meshed together in the middle of the arena.
Kaley was going back and forth, between squeezing Kat's magnificent melons and running her fingers through her opponent's long black hair. Kat was content to just dig her fingers into Kaley's red bikini bottom, squeezing the athletic blonde's nice round ass. She continued to kiss her, while pulling the blonde in closer. Kat started rubbing her big boobs up against Kaley's, mashing them together in some sort of titfight. She tried to apply the same pressure down below, grinding her pelvis up against her friend, hoping to stimulate her gorgeous rival.
Kaley had the same type of attack in mind, rubbing her bare thigh up against Kat's crotch. She could feel every inch of the pale white brunette's meaty pussy lips through the thin black bikini bottoms.
The girls were taking their time, trying to slowly wear down the other with their sexy manipulations. I know they were having their effect on me. I was hard as a rock! I'm sure most of the audience was too.
Kaley broke away from the long wet kiss, only to stick her pointy tongue in Kat's ear. The big-titted brunette flashed an embarrassing smile, as she was being turned on by the blonde's active tongue. Shivers raced through her entire body as Kaley dabbed her pointy tongue in and around her ear.
"Ooh, would you look at that! Somebody likes having a tongue in their ear" Sarah chimed in, giving a little narrative to the sensual duel.
Kat responded by reaching around and carefully pulling the strings of Kaley's red bikini top.
The crowd oohed and aahed as Kat stripped Kaley of her top, exposing the blonde's perfect firm breasts. She gently ran her long delicate fingers over Kaley's bare boobs, slightly pinching her dark brown nipples.