(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Hello everybody! We're back for another exciting episode of Celebrity Sexfights, where you favorite stars will battle for sexual supremacy.
Last week we had a classic thriller, with Sarah Silverman outlasting Amy Schumer in a huge upset. Tonight we hope to have another exciting matchup, with chic Indy movie star Parker Posey set to take on cute Australian actress Isla Fisher.
When I first heard these two cuties were going to join us, I thought it would be great to have some younger girls competing. I was absolutely floored when I was told that Isla was 47 years old, and Parker, unbelievably, was 54. It's like a was watching her in PartyGirl just yesterday. How time flies.
We've spoken to both lovely ladies earlier backstage to get their thoughts on tonight's matchup.
Me: I'm here with Australian actress Isla Fisher, star of such hits as Wedding Crashers and Now You See Me, who's agreed take on a more controversial role, battling Parker Posey in a sexfight.
Tell me Isla, what made you decide to join us and compete in a format with such a sexual theme to it?
Isla: Well Anton, I've always been somewhat of a sexpot, and after watching a few sexfight videos on PornHub with my husband (Sasha Baron Cohen), we decided it would be fun. He encouraged me to give it a try.
Me: What is your strategy to come out on top in tonight's match?
Isla: I've watched the other fights, and the girls were all much bigger than Parker and myself. So being the sexpot that I am, I hope to make it more sexual and less physical than the previous matches.
Me: What will you do if you win? Do you have any special plans to celebrate your victory?
Isla: Well I can tell you one thing: I won't be peeing on anybody like Sarah did. I've talked to Parker, and we've agreed to strapon consequences. So WHEN I win, I look forward to pounding Parker's pussy with a big black cock!
Me: Ooh! Strapon sex! Sounds hot! Good Luck tonight.
We also spoke with Parker Posey earlier, and here's what she had to say.
Me: We're here with everybody's favorite indy movie star, Parker Posey from such classics as Dazed and Confused and Party Girl.
Let me ask you, Parker: What made you decide to compete in such a racy thing as a sexfight?
Parker: That's an easy one, Anton. $100,000 sealed the deal for me.
Me: What's your strategy in tonight's matchup that will give you the edge against your opponent, Isla Fisher?
Parker: I've been friends with Isla for a long time, and I know she's very climactic. If I can get her juices flowing early, I shouldn't have any problem coming out on top.
Me: You sound pretty confident. Isla informed us that this match will have strapon consequences. Do you plan on strapping it on if you win?
Parker: Absolutely! That was my idea! I'd like nothing more than to stick my big dong in her tight pink pussy. Or maybe her cute little tushy. It depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
Me: Wow! That sounds incredibly hot. Good luck in tonight's match.
There you have it, folks. a match with strapon consequences between two sexy stars. Can't wait! Another capacity crowd is on hand to witness what could possibly be our best match yet. Sexy redhead Isla Fisher will be putting her petite hot body on the line against America's favorite party girl, Parker Posey.
The sellout crowd was on its feet as our first sexfighter made her way down the runway. Bubbly little Aussie Isla Fisher was all smiles, waving to the appreciative fans, showing off her cute little bod in a revealing lime green string bikini. She blew more kisses to the crowd upon entering the ring.
Next up was dark-haired beauty Parker Posey, showing off her body as well. She was also wearing a string bikini, this one was jet black, matching her medium length hair that was tied back in a messy bun. Her ensemble contrasted with the pale white skin she was flaunting, with just a hint of flab on her hips, still pretty respectable for someone in their fifties.
As Parker entered the ring, she flashed her opponent a mischievous smile, knowing they were both going to be some naughty girls.
The bell sounded and the two beautiful stars slowly walked out smiling, meeting with a lovable embrace. If you were looking for a fight between two hated rivals, you weren't going to find it here.
The older, confident Posey softly cupped Isla's face in her hands, giving the cute redhead a softpeck on the cheek, before running her fingers through the Aussie's silky shoulder length hair.
Isla responded by wrapping her arms around the sexy comic actress, squeezing Parker's soft butt cheeks, pulling her in close, as their scantily clad bodies pressed together.
The crowd was more subdued than usual, watching a more intimate beginning than we were used to. The two beautiful actresses were feeling each other out In more ways than one. While Isla had a firm grasp of her butt, Parker let her hands wander down to the cuddly redhead's nice firm breasts. She ran her fingers over Isla's lime green bikini top, brushing up against the thin top, as her erect nipples started to poke through the flimsy material.
The kissing had stopped, and the two contestants just stared deeply at the other, letting their fingers do the talking. Parker was using Isla's pert breasts as her own little playground. She was pinching her nipples, causing Isla to giggle bashfully, as it was very obvious that the cute redhead was becoming aroused.
Isla kept digging her fingers into Parker's ass cheeks, pulling her closer, inviting the sassy brunette to do as she pleased. She was enjoying the attention Parker was giving to her perky breasts. Isla giggled with excitement, treating this more of a playful game than a competition.
Parker took advantage of the redhead, lowering her head, gently sucking on one of Isla's little pokies, with a high-pitched shriek of enjoyment coming from the sexy Aussie. Isla lavished the attention, softly moaning, simply letting Parker have her way.
This sexfight took on a much softer tone than the previous matches, void of any intensity. The crowd was as quiet as could be, expecting more confrontation. Especially with $100,000 and a strapon fuckingon the line.
Personally, I didn't mind the change of pace. I like all lesbian erotica, whether its soft and delicate or hard and raunchy. If these two brown-eyed beauties wanted to take it slow, that was fine by me, but the audience was getting restless.
The crowd seemed to come alive, when Parker spiced things up by reaching behind Isla's neck and slowly undoing the strings on her bikini top. The lime green bra fell harmlessly around her waist, unveiling her perfect round breasts.
Miss Posey didn't waste any time going after Isla's luscious tits, swirling her long flexible tongue over and around the lovely redhead's perky nipples. Isla was perfectly content to just stand there and let Parker's wandering tongue do its thing.
A soft breathy moan came oozing out of Isla as Parker continued to suck on her nice round boobs. The redhead was in a dreamlike trance, not bothering to do anything to stimulate her opponent. She just kept her firm grip on Parker's ass, pulling the more aggressive, older actress in close, to make sure she wouldn't stop.
There was no way Parker was going to stop. Isla had a delicious, curvy body and the sassy brunette was intent on tasting every inch of it. As she continued to play with Isla's succulent tits, her hands began to roam as well, slowly running down the petite Aussie's body until they settled on her cute, round ass. Parker mimicked her friend, by digging her fingers into her gorgeous backside, squeezing her soft butt cheeks through the bright lime green bikini bottoms.
The two sexy actresses embraced with a firm hold of the other's ass, in the middle of the ring. Parker was bent over, nibbling on the topless redhead's luscious titties, enjoying the strawberry scent of her diminutive friend. She became emboldened, wanting to sample more of her cute rivals curvaceous body, sliding her delicate fingers inside the back of Isla's panties. Parker massaged her friend's fleshy derrière, coaxing another light moan from the cute redhead.
