(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Welcome to the third installment of Celebrity Sexfights. Our first two matches were a huge success with some sexy reality TV stars going at it. Sassy brunette bitch Jerri Manthey of Survivor, and the curvaceous Brandi Passante from Storage Wars were both victorious, each claiming a prize of a whopping $100,000!
Tonight you're in for a treat. We turned it up a notch, landing a couple of mainstream celebrities, as sexy comediennes Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer have agreed to compete in a battle for sexual supremacy. A classic blonde/brunette confrontation that was sure to please. I'm confident these two potty-mouthed comics wouldn't disappoint.
The arena was packed for the third straight week, and buzzing with excitement. There was a group of rowdy guys in the corner chanting "AMY! AMY!" in support of the big beautiful blonde. They were answered with chants of "Sarah! Sarah! from dozens of fans throughout the audience, who were there to root for their favorite dark-haired Jewish-American Princess.
Cheers erupted when the first contestant made her appearance, with Amy Schumer prancing down the aisle with her arms raised, taking in the ovation from the raucous crowd. She was sporting a patriotic Stars and Stripes bikini, that revealed more of her thick body than we'd ever seen before. Her navy blue top had two white stars representing her nipples, to go along with her red and white striped bikini bottoms covering her gorgeous plump butt. Even with a hint of flab jiggling around her bare tummy and curvy hips, the big blue-eyed blonde looked incredible. Her rowdy cheering section changed its chant to "USA! USA!" in honor of her sexy red, white and blue ensemble. As Amy climbed into the ring in her revealing outfit, the incredibly funny 42-year-old had a determined scowl on her face, which was framed by a few stray strands of her free-flowing golden shoulder length hair. She was definitely a force to be reckoned with.
Sarah Silverman was the next sexfighter to enter the arena, greeted with another rousing ovation. The cute comic had her long jet black hair tied back in a ponytail and slowly strolled down the runway in her bright pink bikini, hamming it up along the way by stopping every few feet to turn to the crowd and shake her cute little tushy.
When she finally entered the ring, the smoking hot 52-year-old flaunted her body even more by taking off her pink bikini top and swinging it around above her head, exposing her gorgeous apple-sized breasts.
The audience roared with approval as Sarah pranced around the ring topless, flashing her titties, soaking up all the attention she could from the horny crowd.
Leaning back against the ropes in her corner, Amy was seething, watching her slutty rival work the crowd. You could almost see smoke coming from her ears. Her nostrils flared and her chest was heaving as she watched the attention getting whore parade around the ring, showing off her goodies. She wasn't about to let Sarah upstage her like this.
Amy stormed out from her corner, roughly pushing Sarah aside, and whipped off her own top, flashing her nice round boobs. Her pink silver dollar nipples were amazing, drawing yet another wild roar from the enthusiastic audience. She flung the navy top into the stands to her group of drunken fans in the corner, where they scrambled to come up with the souvenir. It looks like a topless battle was on between these two sexy comediennes.
Each contestant returned to their respective corner, wearing only their skimpy bikini bottoms. They wouldn't have had to do anything more. I'm sure everyone got their money's worth already, watching the two sassy comics show off their goodies.
But we were here for one reason. To find out who was the better woman when it came to sexfighting. At first glance this looked like a mismatch. Amy was the heavy favorite, and I do mean heavy. Not only did she outweigh Sarah by almost 40 pounds, she was also ten years younger than her fellow comedienne. Add in her reputation as an oversexed slut, and it made the blonde amazon look unbeatable.
If Sarah had anything going for her, it was her feistiness. She was never afraid of anyone before, there wasn't any reason to be fearful tonight. She appeared unfazed by her formidable opponent.
The opening bell sounded, and the two topless stars, met in the center of the ring, embracing with a long sloppy kiss to get their juices flowing. Their bare breasts mashed together as each of them had a firm grip on the back of the other's head with one hand, and tight hold of their opponent's ass with the other.
Amy took made good use of her advantage in size and strength, slowly pushing Sarah back up against the ropes. She reached down for Sarah's crotch, strumming her pink panties, trying to show her dominance right away.
Silverman was even more adventurous, slipping her left hand inside of Amy's waistband, probing for her pussy. She must have touched a nerve, because Amy broke away from their long passionate kiss, to moan in ecstasy from Sarah's intrusive attack. The big blonde was squirming while doing her best to massage Sarah in return.
The older dark-haired beauty took a surprising early lead, stopping the big beautiful blonde in her tracks with some intense fingering. She had Amy on the defensive and was about to let up. Sarah knew Amy was starting to lose control, and couldn't help but make fun of situation.
"Ooh! Somebody's getting wet!" she teased in her annoying baby voice.
Sarah reached up with her free hand and squeezed one of Amy's magnificent boobs, keeping the pressure on.
"Ooh! And such nice titties too!"
Amy winced, scrunching up her nose, trying to ignore the teasing and fight off Sarah's probing hands and fingers.
"Just let it go, Amy" Sarah whispered to the exasperated blonde, while continuing to finger her as well as pinching her tit. "Show everyone what a big slut you are."
Amy managed to find enough energy to fight back, grabbing Sarah's wrist and pulling it out of her damp striped panties. The brash blonde tried to retake control by spinning Sarah around and putting the sassy brunette in a tight headlock, forcing feeding her the breast that Sarah was fondling just a few seconds ago.
"You want my tits so bad? Well here they are" she sneered while pulling Sarah in tighter to her bosom.
As Sarah's arms and legs were thrashing, trying to break free, the two sexfighters fell to the mat, with Sarah flat on her back. Amy quickly scrambled around and planted her fat ass on Sarah's face, holding her down while facing her feet.
