CELEB BORDELLO, starring JENNIFER ANISTON
Filming of the second season of Friends had just wrapped up. Shooting of the third season would not commence for a couple of months. Jennifer Aniston was having a late lunch with an old time friend, Sarah, a journalist.
"It's nice that you can make time for old friends now that you're so famous." Sarah joked. "You know, last month I did a feature article on a bordello that offers celebrity look-alikes to fulfill the fantasies of their customers. The Madame, a transsexual named Carla, told me she was looking for a Jennifer Aniston look-alike. Seems there are more requests for you than just about anybody else."
"You kidding me?"
"No, it's true. Can I tell you something else?"
"Sure, Sarah, you know you can talk to me and it goes no further."
"It seems that Carla, the Madame, you know, read my article when it was published and liked it. She arranged for one of her celebrity look-alikes to spend an evening with me at my place. I've got to tell you, he was fantastic. I don't think the real one could have seemed more real. Talk about fulfilling fantasies."
"Oh?" asked Jennifer, "Who was it?"
"He was a Brad Pitt double. I'm getting all wet just remembering."
"Really? Brad Pitt? I'm glad you enjoyed it but I just don't get what so many women see in him. I think if I were going to do something like that I'd go for a Tom Selleck." Jennifer said.
"Well I think Brad Pitt is dreamy," said Sarah, "but I think they had a Tom Selleck doppelganger. I'll write down the address and phone number for you."
"I doubt I'd have the nerve, but go ahead, you never know..."
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About a week later Jennifer was feeling bored and she came across the napkin on which her friend Sarah had written the address and phone number of the celebrity look-alike bordello. She was feeling the need for an adventure. And. she had to admit, the need for sexual release. She considered going there to try out the Tom Selleck look-alike. She used to fantasize about him when she watched Magnum reruns. Or she could try out their Brad Pitt. Try to see if she could see what other women, including Sarah, saw in him.
And then something Sarah had said came back to mind. "The Madame told me she was looking for a Jennifer Aniston look-alike." Well, thought Jennifer, I'm a Jennifer Aniston look-alike.
Before she could talk herself out of it she was dialing the number on the napkin. "Hi. I'm looking for work. My friends tell me I look like Jennifer Aniston. Yes, I can be there in an hour. Yes, I understand that you need to decide for yourself if I look like her. Okay, I'll see you in an hour, then."
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Jennifer had arrived wearing a cute little lavender cocktail dress that really showed off her figure. Plunging neckline. Backless. Skirt short to show off her legs. She wore no stockings. The matching open toed shoes each consisted of a sole, high heel, and a few strips of leather. She had painted the nails of hands and feet to match the dress.
She stood nervously as Carla, the transsexual Madame of the bordello looked her up and down. "Yes," Carla was saying, "yes, there is a resemblance. I think with the right makeup we can pass you off. These," she said, grabbing hold of Jennifer's tits, "are certainly perky enough. LOUISE," she shouted, "Take this girl to the dressing room and do her makeup so she looks like Jennifer Aniston. I think the clothes she has will do. Have her ready in fifteen minutes. I've got a customer waiting who would have been disappointed if I couldn't provide a Jennifer Aniston." To Jennifer she said, "The customer is the son of a C.E.O. of a major corporation. He recently turned eighteen and you are his fathers birthday present to him."
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Now Jennifer found herself waiting, sitting on the edge of a large bed in a large room. The other furniture in the room, with few exceptions was designed for comfortable and/or enhanced sexual activity. The room next door contained a large bathtub, a Jacuzzi, and a shower with adjustable shower heads in various and in some cases very interesting positions. All for those who like their sex wet.
She watched the door through which her first client would soon be stepping. She was having second thoughts about this adventure. Louise had filled her in as she did her makeup. "The boy's birthday was actually last month. He's been waiting since then for a Jennifer Aniston. Carla offered him all sorts of alternatives but he insisted it had to be Jennifer Aniston. When Carla got your call she called him and said she might be getting what he was waiting for. He rushed down just in case. It's a good thing for Carla that you do bear such a strong resemblance."
"Okay," said Jennifer, "do I need to know anything special about the sex end of things? I've never done this sort of thing before."
"Don't worry about it dear. Just do what comes natural. Most of our clients will tell you what they want from you. But for this first client I suggest you remember how young he is. No life experience to speak of and probably little or no sexual experience. So start out taking charge and see where it goes."
Now Jennifer waited. Having second thoughts. Then the doorknob started to turn and she knew she was going to go through with this.
The boy who walked into the room was thin, verging on skinny. He was dressed in Chandler Bing chic. Complete with sweater vest. Yet she sensed this was his usual way of dressing. Skinny, nerdy clothes, dorky hairstyle, and big glasses. Well, thought Jennifer, I've dated nerdier. I've screwed nerdier. Nice, sweet, geeky boys.