CELEB BORDELLO, starring JENNIFER ANISTON
Filming of the second season of Friends had just wrapped up. Shooting of the third season would not commence for a couple of months. Jennifer Aniston was having a late lunch with an old time friend, Sarah, a journalist.
"It's nice that you can make time for old friends now that you're so famous." Sarah joked. "You know, last month I did a feature article on a bordello that offers celebrity look-alikes to fulfill the fantasies of their customers. The Madame, a transsexual named Carla, told me she was looking for a Jennifer Aniston look-alike. Seems there are more requests for you than just about anybody else."
"You kidding me?"
"No, it's true. Can I tell you something else?"
"Sure, Sarah, you know you can talk to me and it goes no further."
"It seems that Carla, the Madame, you know, read my article when it was published and liked it. She arranged for one of her celebrity look-alikes to spend an evening with me at my place. I've got to tell you, he was fantastic. I don't think the real one could have seemed more real. Talk about fulfilling fantasies."
"Oh?" asked Jennifer, "Who was it?"
"He was a Brad Pitt double. I'm getting all wet just remembering."
"Really? Brad Pitt? I'm glad you enjoyed it but I just don't get what so many women see in him. I think if I were going to do something like that I'd go for a Tom Selleck." Jennifer said.
"Well I think Brad Pitt is dreamy," said Sarah, "but I think they had a Tom Selleck doppelganger. I'll write down the address and phone number for you."
"I doubt I'd have the nerve, but go ahead, you never know..."
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About a week later Jennifer was feeling bored and she came across the napkin on which her friend Sarah had written the address and phone number of the celebrity look-alike bordello. She was feeling the need for an adventure. And. she had to admit, the need for sexual release. She considered going there to try out the Tom Selleck look-alike. She used to fantasize about him when she watched Magnum reruns. Or she could try out their Brad Pitt. Try to see if she could see what other women, including Sarah, saw in him.
And then something Sarah had said came back to mind. "The Madame told me she was looking for a Jennifer Aniston look-alike." Well, thought Jennifer, I'm a Jennifer Aniston look-alike.
Before she could talk herself out of it she was dialing the number on the napkin. "Hi. I'm looking for work. My friends tell me I look like Jennifer Aniston. Yes, I can be there in an hour. Yes, I understand that you need to decide for yourself if I look like her. Okay, I'll see you in an hour, then."
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