Casting Couch

(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

After booking Tonya Harding to compete in Celebrity Sexfights with her arch rival, Nancy Kerrigan, I was constantly getting messages from the blonde skater to hire her again. After her winning her match against Nancy, she said she was willing to take on anybody. Unfortunately, not many people were interested in taking her on.

When I started the Casting Couch series, it was intended mainly for those celebrity MILFs that didn't care for the sexfight format. I was hoping for older actresses. Tonya didn't really fit what I was looking for. She begged me to have her on as a guest. She must have needed the money.

I finally caved in to her persistent pleas, agreeing to an intimate interview.

Tonya showed up smiling ear to ear, glad to be in the spotlight again. She came over and gave me a big hug, thankful for having her as a guest. She was dressed casually, wearing a plain pink v-neck t-shirt and a blue jean skirt. Her stringy blonde hair looked a bit outdated, flowing down to her shoulders, with her trademark bangs curled just above her eyebrows.

"Welcome to The Casting Couch, Tonya. We're glad to have you here tonight."

"Thank you, Anton. It's great to be here."

"You look fabulous! Is everything going alright in your life these days?"

Tonya smiled back at me, blushing from being called fabulous. I'm guessing she doesn't get compliments that often.

"Fabulous? I don't know about that. But things are going well."

"Does that include your sex life too?"

Tonya sat up, adjusting her modest outfit while trying to avoid the answer.

"It's ok I guess. I'm not really seeing anyone right now."

I gave her a reassuring smile, hoping to make her more comfortable.

"I find that hard to believe. I figured hundreds of guys would be smitten by those beautiful blue eyes. You really are a lovely young lady."

Tonya leered back at me, seductively flashing those baby blues. She may have been slightly overweight, with a frumpy appearance, but I wasn't lying about her beautiful blue eyes. They were mesmerizing.

"Thank you! I just haven't found the right person yet."

Her answer puzzled me.

"Person? Do you mean guys AND girls?"

Again, Tonya blushed, explaining herself.

"I kinda like the company of other women. Sometimes you just need someone with a feminine touch."

"I think I know what you mean. Last time we saw you on Celebrity Sexfights, you seemed to be enjoying that feminine touch."

Tonya flashed a mischievous smile, thinking back about the match with her arch rival, Nancy Kerrigan.

"That was more than just a woman's touch. The thrill of performing in the nude in a competitive environment was very exciting."

"Ah yes, I remember it well. You were victorious that night. Any plans on doing another sexfight?"

Tonya perked up, eager to announce she did indeed plan on coming back for another fight.

"YES! We just agreed to do a match with Shawn Johnson. It's scheduled for next month."

I knew we were negotiating for Tonya to return to Celebrity Sexfights, I just didn't know who her opponent would be. The thought of her and Shawn going at it was quite exciting.

"Shawn Johnson. Nice. I believe she was a winner also. Against Mindy Kaling. That should be an exciting match."

Tonya couldn't hold back her enthusiasm.

"Oh, yes! I think she's adorable! I'm really looking forward to it."

I hated to be the one to rain on her parade, but I had to bring it up.

"After Shawn won that match, she used a strapon to fuck Mindy in the ass. Are you ready to take it up the butt if you lose?"

Tonya showed her competitive spirit when I brought it up, quickly responding, with some attitude.

"Who says I'm going to lose?"

She seemed confrontational with her answer, slightly agitated that I would even bring it up. I tried to settle things down right away.

"You're right. You're right. I'm getting ahead of myself. But you would be okay with anal consequences?"

"I would. It was in our contract. There's something about putting my ass on the line, that should give me the motivation I need to come out on top."

I was surprised by her answer, but it made total sense. I was getting worked up just thinking about it.

"I'm already looking forward to it. Two gorgeous athletes putting their cute little asses on the line."

Tonya sat back, folding her arms, with a mischievous smirk, aroused by the naughty nature of our interview. I couldn't get the thought of anal out of my head.

"Is anal a part of your personal sex life?"

Tonya fidgeted on the couch, before coming up with her answer.

"I've experimented a couple times. It's not my favorite thing."

I gave her puzzled look, bringing up her last match.

"That's funny, because I seem to remember a certain former blonde skating champion sitting her nice round tushy on her rival's face, begging to have her ass licked."

Tonya burst out laughing, remembering that night. She tried to explain herself.

"That's different! That's two completely separate things. There's no insertion with having your ass licked."

"And that's the part you don't like? Too painful?"

"It's not that. It's the idea of being dirty. Like a slut. Plus, I'm afraid of pooping."

Tonya started laughing again, bringing the harsh reality of the dirty deed into play.

"Well, we all have our bodily functions, whether we like it or not. In your match with Nancy, she wasn't too happy when you farted in her face. Was that on purpose, or just an accident?

Tonya covered her face, embarrassed that I brought it up. She was giggling like a schoolgirl with a secret, admitting that it was no accident.

"I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time. She made fun of me once when I farted in the dressing room at Olympic trials. Making a big deal of how bad it smelled. As if she never passed any gas before. She thinks she's so much better than everyone else. I thought it was kinda funny."

"Would you be up for a rematch with her if the opportunity presented itself again?"

Tonya shook her head "no" appearing to be uninterested.

"No. That ship has sailed. I don't think Nancy would want to, anyway."

"If there were strapon consequences, would you be interested?"

Tonya's eyes lit up, but her answer was the same.

"Sounds intriguing, but I'd just as soon move on from Nancy Kerrigan."

I thought I'd give it a shot. Her match with Nancy was one of our biggest hits. I didn't think it would hurt to ask.

"Have you ever tried strapon sex before? It isn't exactly a feminine touch, but it's a pretty popular genre in lesbian porn.

Tonya started laughing again, cutting me off with the strapon talk.

"Heavens, No! I may have seen it in some adult videos, but I've never experienced it firsthand."

I liked the fact that she mentioned adult entertainment. It's one of my weaknesses. Maybe Tonya had a soft spot for porn as well.

"Are you a big fan of porn?"

She kept giggling instead of answering my question. I'm sure Tonya was quite familiar with porn. Especially lesbian porn.

"Sure, I like watching erotica. It's been very helpful to me, making up for a lack of a sexual partner."

Now we were getting somewhere. I knew Tonya was a sexual beast.

"Do you have a favorite adult performer? Anyone you'd like to do a scene with?"

The sexy blonde looked up towards the ceiling, mulling over her answer.

"There's so many! Maybe Nina Hartley."

I was happy to get an answer. I've always been a huge Nina Hartley fan. I was glad to hear that Tonya liked her work too.

"Good choice! She's got beautiful blue eyes too. Just like you."

I liked flattering my guests, and Tonya was eating it up. She smiled seductively at me, showing off those baby blues.

"Do you touch yourself when you watch someone like Nina, thinking that could be you?"

Tonya leered back at me, shocked that I would ask her that. After thinking it over for a moment, she admitted that she did indeed have fantasies about the legendary porn star.

"She has such a nice body. I would give anything to have an ass like hers."

I looked directly in her eyes telling her she had nothing to be ashamed of.

"I happen to think you have a lovely ass."

Tonya blushed, pulling her skirt down a bit, embarrassed by the comparison.

"You're just saying that. My butt is way too big."

Tonya did have a nice plump bottom, a far cry from the tight little ass she had back in skating days. The chubby blonde was a lot more curvaceous now.

"I like a woman with curves. Would you like to show it off for us?"

Tonya flashed a sexy smile. She knew that sooner or later she would be getting undressed for the cameras.

She stood up and turned around, giving me a sample of her curvy figure. I eyed up her thick white thighs leading up to her short blue jeans skirt. She teased me, slowly unzipping her skirt from the side, letting it drop to the floor.

The former skating champ posed for me with her hands on her hips, showing off her nice tushy. Her white cotton panties barely covered her luscious round ass. She may have added on a few pounds, but I loved it.

"Ooh baby! That is one beautiful butt! Nina Hartley has got NOTHING on you!

My blonde guest giggled as she stuck out her ass, flaunting it in front of me. I wanted it so bad! This disgraced Olympian was having a funny effect on me. She jiggled her nice round ass for me, looking back over her shoulder to see my reaction.

"Do you like what you see? Not too big, is it?"

I sat back in my chair, enjoying the view. I loved Tonya's plump round ass and chubby thighs. She peeled off her pink top and removed her bra, facing the other way, not quite ready to let me see her titties. I was perfectly satisfied with the view I had. Her bare back and panty-covered fat ass were turning me on.

"Mmmm...Tonya! That looks yummy!"

I got up from behind my desk, grabbing my remote control, and turned on the TV I had mounted on the wall.

"You wanna watch a movie with me? Maybe we can see if Nina is starring in anything good."

Tonya turned around, covering her tits with her delicate hands, smiling at my kinky suggestion.

"That sounds like fun."

I scrolled through the list of adult movies, searching for Nina Hartley flicks. There were dozens to choose from. I read them off one by one:

Amanda By Night

Anal Milfs

Best of Nina

Caught From Behind

Cougars In Heat

Fantasy Girls

Lesbian Seductions

Naughty Neighbors

Nina Does New York

Nina's Playground

Older Women, Younger Girls

Older Women, Younger Men

Orgy Mania

Over Fifty and Horny

Rears

Sorority Sex Kittens

Strapon Milfs...

She stopped me right there.

"Strapon Milfs! That sounds interesting."

I made the selection and faced Tonya, ready for a little fun. I undid my trousers, letting them fall to the floor, kicking them aside. My white dress shirt was next, as I joined my anxious blonde guest, wearing only our underwear, ready to watch a little porn.

I cuddled up on the black leather couch with my horny guest. The fifty something MILF was trembling, as I put my arm around her. I think she was nervous, with the cameras pointing at us. I told her to just relax and enjoy the show. Tonya smiled, rubbing my thigh, and put her head on my shoulder as we got ready to watch Nina in action.

The legendary porn star wasn't in the first scene, but we watched it anyway. It was two housewives, one a short-haired blonde, the other a redhead with even shorter hair, sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee, complaining about their boring sex lives. You didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know what was coming up next.

Soon they were off to the bedroom, feeling each other out, sharing a long passionate kiss. The women looked like two normal housewives, but were very pretty, the redhead was thin with pale white skin, and the blonde was a little bit chubbier, with a sexy British accent.

I turned to Tonya, whispering in her ear.

"Which one do think will strap it on?"

She was rubbing my chest, letting her puffy pink nipples press up against my side, as she thought about her answer.

"Sally Taylor."

"Which one is Sally?"

"The blonde."

"I bet it's the redhead. She seems more like the "take charge" type."

"That's Patty Rouge."

I'll admit she caught me off guard. I had never seen either one of these women before, and she knew them both by name. Tonya must have watched a lot of porn. I tried to make things interesting with a friendly wager.

"How about the loser has to take off their underwear? You got the blonde, I got the redhead."

Tonya popped her head up, smiling at me, as she agreed to the kinky bet.

As we watched the two lovely ladies strip down to their panties, I was certain I had the winner. Patty appeared to be the aggressor.

My cock began to grow as I was getting into the lesbian action. The bulge in my shorts was evident. Tonya reached down, massaging my crotch, similar to the blonde in the movie, rubbing the redhead's pussy through her panties. Maybe the blonde was going to be the one strapping it on. When Sally peeled off Patty's sexy black panties and started going down on her, I figured that I picked the wrong one. Either way, this was one hot flick!

After more sapphic lovemaking, Patty, the redhead, made a move for the nightstand, pulling out the strapon dildo. It looked like my girl was going to make me the winner after all.

The two sexy mature ladies were kneeling on the bed, facing each other, with Patty holding the big black sex toy. She handed it to her blonde friend, helping the chubby MILF try it on.

Tonya turned to me, giving me a loving kiss, before whispering in my ear.

"It looks like you lost."

It wasn't much if a loss. I was happy to shed my tidy whities. I immediately shimmied out of them, letting my growing member spring free.

Tonya reached down stroking my stiff cock as we watched Sally fuck her red-haired friend doggystyle. The sexy blonde MILF was an expert with the strapon, pounding Patty from behind. It made me think of Tonya fucking Shawn Johnson, if she would happen to win her upcoming match. It was kind of odd, fantasizing about the woman that was right next to me, playing with my cock.

The lesbian porn flick moved on to scene two, and still no Nina Hartley. This time the setting was in a hotel room where two business associates were forced to share the same room, with only one bed.

This time I knew the two porn stars. Dee Williams was a busty short-haired blonde who I've seen hundreds of times before. Her co-star was Penny Barber, a thick brunette, that also had some big tits.

I hated to interrupt Tonya, who was gently playing with my cock, but I figured we would play the same game.

"Who are you picking this time?"

"I'll stick with the blonde again. I'm going with Dee Williams."

That's who I would have picked, but I like Penny Barber. She seems like a lot of fun. I wouldn't mind seeing her get fucked. Not that it really matters because I already lost my underwear.

This second scenario was different from the first one. It was more confrontational. The two strong-willed professionals were arguing over who got the big comfortable bed, and who had to sleep on the couch.

A catfight ensued, with the two beautiful women pulling hair and tearing at each other's clothes. Call me a disgusting pig, but nothing turns me on more than watching two hot chicks go at it. I was rock hard, with my cock sticking straight up. A drop or two of precum oozed out, with Tonya using it as a lubricant to stroke me.

Dee appeared to be winning the fight. Both women were down to their bra and panties, when Dee threw Penny on the bed, tearing away her low-cut white bra, leaving her topless, with her big melons exposed.

It was an incredibly hot scene and I wasn't the only one being aroused. Tonya liked it too.

"Let's go, Dee!"

It was clear who she was rooting for. I wasn't about to do any cheering. I just sat back enjoying the show, as well as my hand job.

It was a better sexfight than any of our celebrities had, with both big-titted women rolling around on the bed. Penny was making a comeback, and succeeded in stripping Dee of her sexy black bra and panties.

"C'mon Dee! Don't let her win!"

Apparently Dee could hear Tonya rooting for her, because soon she had Penny's panties off and was fingering her pussy. It looked like the busty blonde was going to get to sleep in the bed.

The momentum changed often in this sexy catfight, as they took turns rubbing pussies, and sitting on each other's face, trying to show their dominance.

Penny turned it into a true sexfight when she went down on Dee, licking and fingering her bald pussy. The aggressive brunette must have hit the right spot, causing Dee to squirt, hosing Penny down with a long gushing orgasm. My girl was drenched, with Dee's juices dripping down off her chin.

Tonya and I were both shocked by the intense scene. She sat up, not wanting to miss anything.

"Oh My God! Did you see that! She squirted right in her face! Way to go, Dee!"

It was an incredible facial. One of the hottest things I've ever seen.

In the movie, Penny ran into the bathroom to clean up, with Dee stretching out on the bed smiling, thinking that she earned the better nights sleep.

Of course, there was no strapon action yet, so you can just imagine what Penny was up to. You guessed it. She came back with her wet hair slicked back, wearing a big black strapon dildo. I had to rub it in to my viewing partner.

"It looks like I won this time. Time to lose those panties."

Tonya reluctantly stood up, removing her damp panties, posing in the nude for me, strumming her sandy blonde bush. She smiled, getting on her knees, and began to suck my cock, ignoring the strapon scene behind her.

I had the best of both worlds. While Tonya was going down on me, I was looking over the top of her, watching Penny Barber fuck Dee Williams doggystyle, with her strapon.

Tonya wasn't concerned with any strapon scene. She was busy slurping on my cock. She had a very active tongue, swirling it around, and flicking it all over my thick shaft.

On TV, Penny stuck her plastic cock in Dee's ass, buttfucking the big-titted blonde MILF. I didn't want to bother Tonya, but I couldn't help myself.

"Oh man! She's fucking her ass!"

Tonya popped up, turning around, wiping her mouth as she watched her gal taking it up the butt. She sympathized with the blonde porn star.

"Oh, Dee."

Tonya got up, backing her ample bottom up against my throbbing cock, without taking her eyes off the TV screen.

I squeezed Tonya's fleshy butt cheeks together around my cock, as she rocked up and down, letting me hump her ass crack.

The movie was on to scene three, where we finally got to see Nina Hartley, who looked as beautiful as ever. She was paired with Jiz Lee, a queer porn performer from the Bay Area. She had a unique boyish appearance, with an athletic body and short spiked black hair.

It was a women's prison scene, with Nina playing the warden, and Jiz as a prisoner up for parole.

I think I knew who was gonna strap it on in this scene, but I figured I would ask anyway.

"I suppose you want Nina in this one?"

"That's right. Blonde rule!"

As their scene started, Tonya lifted her ass slightly, before carefully lowering herself onto my cock. Her warm wet vagina was wrapped around my stiff prick as we watched the porno. She rocked back and forth gently, keeping me erect as the prison scene played out.

It was a simple plot. If Jiz Lee wanted to make parole, she had to perform sexual favors for the kinky warden. There was a gratuitous strip search, with the warden probing her nude prisoner, and Nina stripped down also, sitting back on her desk, ordering the short-haired dyke to lick her pussy.