(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
My guest this week is sassy blonde comedian, Chelsea Handler. I've always been a big fan. I enjoyed her show Chelsea Lately, when it ran a few years ago. I was extremely pleased when I heard she agreed to do our show.
The beautiful blonde talk show host arrived, looking absolutely fabulous. Wearing a white sun dress, Chelsea showed off her long lovely legs as she strode confidently into my office. Her sexy smile signaled that she was up for a little fun.
She took a seat on my black leather couch making herself comfortable. Chelsea smiled at me as she thought about some of the potential fun that lies ahead.
"So this is where I get in touch with my inner sexual feelings? I'll be honest. I'm not feeling it."
When I spoke with Chelsea earlier about doing our show. She said anything was fair game. The sexy blonde wanted to push the envelope. I figured today was the day to give one of my new toys a workout. I purchased a Sybian vibrating machine a few weeks ago, and haven't found the right time to put it to use. Chelsea would be perfect woman to try it out.
I smiled back at the skeptical blonde comedian, telling her my plan, as two of my assistants brought out the bulky sybian machine, placing it on the carpet in front of my desk.
"I got a special gift, just for you. Have you ever heard of a sybian?"
The sexy talk show host couldn't hide her enthusiasm, laughing and clapping as they placed it in front of her.
"Oh my God! Of course I've heard of them. I just haven't tried one out before."
My beautiful assistant Stacy, laid out three attachments for the bulky vibrating machine: The Silky Smooth Flat Top, the Spiral, and the Triple Delight. The cute intern recommended starting out with the Flat Top for clitoral stimulation before moving on to the others. She gave Chelsea a sly smile as she made the suggestion, hinting that she wouldn't be disappointed.
"Flat Top it is!" Chelsea declared as she lowered the straps of her sundress, and wiggled out of it, standing there in her strapless bra and white cotton undies.