(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Kim Cattrall is one of the sexiest women in show business. You can't convince me otherwise. I've had a crush on her for years. Needless to say, I was elated when she agreed to do an interview on The Casting Couch.
I knew she had a falling out with Sarah Jessica Parker, her co-star from Sex and the City, but had no idea what their feud was about. I've always liked Sarah too, so I figured it was best if I just stayed out of whatever disagreement they had.
When Kim showed up, all she talked about was Sarah. Did Sarah do an interview? Did Sarah turn down an interview? Was Sarah on my list of people to interview in the future. Did I ask Sarah before her? She was obsessed with comparing herself to her rival.
She didn't really seem convinced when I told her that I hadn't asked Sarah about appearing on our show. (I was interested, but hadn't contacted her yet.)
Kim assured me it wouldn't have been a good idea, ripping on her former co-star.
"I guarantee she wouldn't open up about any if her sexual exploits. And good luck getting her to take her clothes off for you."
I was surprised that she brought it up, but sexual talk and intimate nude or semi-nude shots was part of what we do here.
"Are you saying that you wouldn't have any problem getting naked for us today?"
I pointed toward the camera as I asked her.
She was dressed casually, looking great in her form-fitting faded blue jeans and white button-down blouse. I would have never guessed her to be 68 years old. It sure didn't hold her back.
"I planned on showing a little skin today. Isn't that what this show is all about?"
I pictured the beautiful sandy-haired blonde in the nude, and almost lost it right there. This elegant MILF was as gorgeous as ever.
"I guess you're right. It's all up to you. If you want to take your clothes off, I'm not going to stop you."
The sexy MILF flashed a seductive smile, happy to play a little hanky panky.
"Well, I'd have to insist that you join me. It's no fun being naked all by myself."
I was flattered by the invitation. The way Kim leered at me with that sexy voice, I could have sworn it was Samantha Jones herself flirting with me.
"I thought you'd never ask."
Our interview got off to a great start. Kim had no problem shedding her inhibitions. The classy blonde actress could have done the entire show fully dressed and it would have been fine with me. This was just icing on the cake. Before I took any clothes off, I had a few more questions.
"You've done nude scenes in the past. Has there been anything that you didn't want to do? Or anything that embarrassed you?"
"There was an interesting scene I had with Dana Delany in Live Nude Girls. We were lying on the bed, and Dana was supposed to kiss me on the butt. She licked my asshole instead. I screamed so loud, they thought I was dying. We ended up laughing it off. It actually loosened everyone up."
I sat up in my chair as she gave the intimate details. Watching her face light up, with her pointy little nose, I could tell that it turned her on.
"Oh my God! That is so hot! Dana is such a doll."
Kim enjoyed retelling the story.
"Yes, she was a pleasure to work with. She had such a gorgeous body. Too bad they cut that scene."
"Have you done any other lesbian scenes? You haven't done anything like that on Sex and the City, have you?"
"Haven't you seen the show? My lesbian relationship with Sonia Braga was a major storyline."
"I've only seen a fee episodes. I guess I should have done my homework."
"Your loss. The scene where Sonia squirted in my face was one of the most talked about in the history of the show!"
"Really? Asslicking and squirting! Aren't you a lucky girl?"
