(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
Did I ever mention how much I love my job?
Sometimes beautiful women just fall into my lap. A perfect example was just a few weeks ago when I was at a local charity golf outing. It was a fundraiser for a scholarship in honor of a local woman who recently passed away from breast cancer.
At the cocktail hour that followed our round of golf, my golfing partners and I were with a group of friends where the conversation had somehow centered on my Celebrity Sexfights and Casting Couch shows, if you can believe that. I guess I'm not the only horny bastard out there.
One of the guys pointed over to a group of women that were chatting nearby. He suggested that I try to recruit Denise for the Casting Couch. I didn't know who he was talking about. Denise who?
There were five or six middle-aged women sitting at a round table laughing and having a good time. Just normal average women that you would expect to see at an event like this. Nobody jumped out at me.
I felt kind of creepy staring over at their table, going over each one individually, looking at them like sex objects, picturing how they would fare on the casting couch.
When I was told Denise Crosby, the actress who was most famous for appearing as Lieutenant Yar on Star Trek, was over there, I didn't believe it at first. I was looking for a young woman with short blonde hair. At least that's how I remembered her from the TV series. I forgot how long ago that was.
There was one person at the table that I thought might be her. A woman that appeared to be in her sixties, with sandy blonde hair down to her neckline. Probably the oldest one there.
Any doubt that it was her was quashed when she glanced over at me and caught me staring at her. When our eyes met, she gave me an icy stare. Her unmistakable stern look was piercing a hole right through me. She may have aged a little bit over the years but this was definitely her. The former Star Trek actress still had that no-nonsense look that made me adore her years ago.
I tried to flash an innocent smile, and act casual, returning to the conversation with my buddies. I glanced over in her direction a few more times, finding her peering back at me each time. Miss Crosby and I were making somewhat of a connection from across the room.
I walked over to the bar to freshen up my martini, looking for some liquid courage to go speak with the actress. I never had to worry about it as the mature blonde strolled up next to me, ordering another gin and tonic.
I introduced myself and offered to buy her drink. She seemed to know all about me.
"Yes, Mr. Wallace, I'm familiar with your work."
She said it with more disdain than admiration, giving me a serious look, refusing to smile.
"I've seen some of your videos. Not very complimentary to women."
I was somewhat surprised at her blunt criticism, considering that it was her that walked up next to me. I didn't really care for being lectured.
"If you don't care for them, why do you watch them?"
Denise clarified her answer, without being apologetic.
"I didn't say that I didn't like them. I just felt they weren't very flattering. They could be both erotic for the viewer, and degrading for the actress. Don't you agree?"
"I thought the first Casting Couch video with Julia was very arousing, and Andrea Thompson was incredibly erotic, but watching Heather Locklear piss herself and Adrienne Barbeau taking it in the ass were somewhat humiliating. Not exactly my cup of tea."
She seemed to be pretty familiar with our adult subject matter, and wasn't afraid to admit it. Denise was a beautiful mature woman who appeared more like a prudish old lady than a sexually active MILF. Maybe there was more to this middle-aged actress than I thought.
"So....no anal or watersports for you?"
Denise gave me a disappointing glare, as if I was being childish for bringing it up.
"Again, that's not what I said."
Without admitting anything, she left it up to my imagination, as I wondered to myself how kinky this serious actress was in the bedroom. She may have appeared bitchy, but I think she enjoyed our banter. She just tried to be philosophical about her views on sex.
"You have to admit your whole Celebrity Sexfight series is based on humiliation. It can be very erotic, but part of that arousal is watching someone get dominated that you're not used to seeing in a situation like that."
She was right, but I needed an example.
"Is there a certain Sexfight match you had in mind?"
Denise didn't hesitate with her answer. She rattled off a few matches that were very humbling for the loser, which made them so popular.
"There were plenty. Jennifer Esposito beating Leah Remini and then fucking her ass with a strapon. Sarh Silverman peeing on Amy Schumer and Kaitlin Olson. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler holding nothing back in their attempts to humiliate each other. And Tonya and Nancy, whatever that was."
I was impressed with her knowledge of our videos. She apparently was a big fan.
"How do you think you would do in a sexfight? Would you like me to set up a match? Jamie Lee Curtis? Jennifer Tilly? Maybe Amy or Tina?"
Her answer was clear by the way she stared at me with her piercing blue eyes. She didn't have to say a word. She wasn't going to be part of our sexual exploitation videos.
"Do you think that I would actually be interested in degrading myself like that?"
