Casting Couch 05

(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

Carherine Keener is an actress that I've always admired. The wholesome brunette had a "girl next door" charm as well as an infectious laugh that made her very likable. I tried to sign her up for Celebrity Sexfights, but she wasn't interested. My hope was to get a match between her and Leslie Mann, one of her co-stars from the popular movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Unfortunately, she declined.

I was, however, able to convince her to take part in our Casting Couch series, where she could share some of her sexual secrets with us.

Catherine was hesitant to sit down with us for an interview, knowing the history of our show, but curiosity got the best of her.

When she arrived at my office, she looked amazing. Wearing a burgundy button-down blouse and black slacks, her natural beauty was on full display. It helped that she was constantly flashing her trademark grin. Her charm was unmatched.

As the tall dark-haired actress took a seat on the couch, in front of the camera, she made note of the familiar surroundings.

"So this is the famous casting couch. Where I'm supposed to lose all my inhibitions and open up with my sexual desires."

"For starters." I added, winking at her as I left the door open for the possibility of more shenanigans.

Catherine flashed a huge toothy smile as she made herself comfortable, sitting back on the couch.

"It's not like I'm a sex symbol or anything."

She was much too hard on herself. The middle-aged brunette had a certain charm to her. There was a reason we all rooted for her in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." Plus she had a nice slender figure for someone in her sixties.

"Well, I think you're extremely sexy. Maybe it's because of the roles you've taken on. Have you appeared nude on film or done any love scenes?"

I hated to admit it, but I haven't seen a whole lot of Miss Keener's movies. I usually don't like asking questions that I should know the answer to.

"It's kinda funny you should ask. I was in a movie titled "Full Frontal" but I haven't done any total nudity. I've done a few love scenes where you got a glimpse of my bare breasts, but nothing gratuitous."

She cupped her small firm breasts, laughing that she didn't really have the type of body that anyone wanted to see.

"Nobody wants to see these tiny boobs anyway."

This is where she was completely wrong. Me and dirty old men all over the world are pigs when it comes to boobs. We want to see tits every chance we get. I felt it was my duty to let her know this.

"I beg to differ. Speaking on behalf of all the other men on this planet, I can assure you, we'd love to see your tits. We can't help it. It's in our nature."

Catherine was blushing, laughing out loud at the prospect of showing her tits. Even though she knew the theme of our show, she was embarrassed that I brought it up.

The beautiful brunette just sat there smiling, hoping I would change the subject.

I could tell she was apprehensive, and quickly changed the subject.

"What's your love life like? Do you have any kinky secrets or fantasies?"

Catherine smiled back at me, happy that she was no longer pressured to take her clothes off. She seemed more than willing to answer a few questions.

"There isn't much to my sex life. I'm pretty vanilla."

The beautiful actress appeared to be sincere, but I pressed her for more, hoping to unearth some deep dark secret.

"Oh, don't be so shy. Everybody has their own little fetish."

"I'm afraid not. Sorry to disappoint you."

"Have you ever tried anal?"

Catherine's jaw dropped, shocked that I would even suggest such a depraved thing as backdoor sex.

"NO!!!! Absolutely not!"

"Oh, c'mon. You seem like the adventurous type. Never tried it? Not even once? How do you know you won't like it?"

Catherine scrunched up her nose, showing how she felt about the disgusting act.

"EWWW! NO! It's just not for me. Icky!"

"Okay, how about oral? Or is putting a man's penis in your mouth icky too?"

I was getting a whole different vibe from Catherine with this question. She didn't appear to be squeamish at all about oral sex. The sexy brunette sat up smiling, ready to give her answer.

"Giving oral pleasure has always been a part of any sexual relationship I've had. If you want to receive some oral stimulation, and I do!(she admitted with a laugh) You better be willing to administer it as well. It's a give and take relationship."

"It sounds like you prefer receiving to giving. Is that fair to say?"

Again the charming brunette couldn't hold back the laughter while giving her answer.

"Oh yes, that's more than fair. I don't think I'm alone in that regard. I hate to say it, but it's "me first" when it comes to sex."

"Have you ever tried it in the 69 position? Are you more focused on yourself or your partner?"

"I've never been a big fan of that position. Too awkward. Especially with men."

"Oh really? Are you saying you've done it with other women?"

Catherine blushed a little bit, still giggling at my line of questioning. She was open about her bisexuality.

"Yes, I've been with other women. I don't think that's a big secret. Sometimes you just need a woman's touch."

"So women are better at eating pussy than men. Got it!"

Catherine's face lit up, laughing some more as I pretended to take her answer as an insult to men as lovers.

"No! It's not that! It's just that we have a better understanding of what we want."

"Well, I can believe that."

I was intrigued, knowing that Catherine had lesbian tendencies, and wanted to delve into that.

Our chat made me think of my interview with Heather Locklear, who talked about her affair with Belinda Carlisle. I felt it was my duty to bring that up.

"When we had Heather Locklear on, she shared the story of how she squirted in Belinda Carlisle's face the first time the GoGos singer went down on her. Do you have any stories like that to share? Are you a squirter?"

Catherine raised her eyebrows, as I brought up Heather's sexy confession. She chose her were carefully.

"I saw that interview. That was pretty hot, but I'm not going to do any name dropping here. And to answer your second question. No, I'm not a squirter. I get very wet, but not to the point of actual squirting."

"How about your partners?"

Catherine flashed a mischievous grin. I could tell that I was on to something. She brushed the stringy black hair from her eyes before responding.

"Let me just put it this way. I've had a little glaze on my face after oral. I've also had to pull a few strands of pubic hair off of my tongue."

She chuckled while giving an honest assessment of her muff diving, laughing at herself for mentioning it.

"I can't believe I'm telling you this!"

Catherine liked to act all nice and innocent, but deep down I think she liked sharing some of her secrets. That's what this show was all about. She may have seemed a bit embarrassed, but was pretty forthcoming thus far.

"Do you like a pussy hairy, trimmed or shaved?"

She thought for a second.

"Hmmm...that's a tough one. Trimmed, I guess. Although I'm more on the hairy side."

"Interesting. Would you mind showing us? I'm sure our audience would love to have a sneak peek."

Catherine responded with another outburst of laughter, joking at my request.

"A beaver shot?"

She couldn't believe the way this interview was going. I was surprised that she was playing along so far. She just giggled with embarrassment at my prodding.

"Nobody wants to see that!"

I like the way she teased me, playing hard to get. It added to her allure. Still, I wanted to get her to open up even more.

"Well, you can at least take off your shirt and pants. You wouldn't mind finishing the interview in your underwear, would you? I think that would be so sexy!"

"Just my bra and panties? I wouldn't have to show any more?"

"Yes. If you strip down to your bra and panties, I promise I won't ask for anything more. We'll leave the rest to the audience's imagination."

"Well, if you promise..."

Catherine agreed to my terms, slowly unbuttoning her burgundy blouse, leaving it open, with her white bra and bare tummy showing. She stood up, letting her shirt hang there as she unzipped her pants. The beautiful brunette stared seductively at me before going any further.

"Just my undies, right?"

I looked on with anticipation, nodding for her to continue. Her playful attitude made the whole striptease that much more enjoyable.

Catherine shimmied out of her black slacks, exposing her long lean legs and white cotton panties. She folded her pants, bending over and setting them on the arm of the couch, giving me a good look at her panty-covered butt. She knew exactly what she was doing. Next she removed her top, turning around, posing for me.

Her cheeks were turning red as she smiled at me, too shy to speak. She looked amazing, standing there in her white bra and panties. Catherine had modest breasts, a nice flat stomach, and smooth white skin. Her skimpy white undies barely covered the dark bush that she was so hesitant to show.

I couldn't help but notice her patch of pubic hair seemingly growing out from her panties in all directions. I nodded in that direction as I pointed it out.

"I guess you are a little on the hairy side."

Catherine laughed it off, dropping her hands to try to cover up.

"Anton! You're so mean! I can't help it!"

She plopped back onto the couch, giggling as she tried to keep her legs closed and giving us any more of a sneak peek.

I tried to make light of the situation the best I could.

"It looks like you aren't the only one who's had to pull stray pubic hairs from her tongue."

Once again, Catherine flashed her toothy grin as she sat back on the couch, laughing.

"You seem to be pretty comfortable in just your underwear. Do you ever lounge around the house half-naked, like this?"

"All the time. Doesn't everybody?"

Our innocent guest was becoming a bit sassy. She seemed to enjoy the give and take over the sensitive subject matter. I was loving it too.

"Have you ever answered the door for the FedEx driver or the pizza delivery guy dressed like that? Like a good porn flick?"

"No. Never. I'm sorry to say that's never happened."

"But you'd like it?"

Catherine didn't hesitate to answer.

"Doesn't everyone have fantasies about having sex with perfect strangers?"

I had to admit that I agreed with Catherine on this one. I shared one of my fantasies with her.

"You may be right. I have a recurring dream where I walk in on a naked woman in one of those department store dressing rooms."

The beautiful actress kept laughing, happy to have turned the tables on me.

"That sounds like a scenario for a porno too. I might have actually seen that one."

"Do you like porn?"

"I don't care for the hardcore stuff. But there's some that I like. Something with a storyline."

"Like answering the door in your underwear and fucking the pizza delivery boy?"

Catherine continued to chuckle at our conversation. She was past the point of being embarrassed. I never would have imagined that she would be so into this kind of interview. The mature woman wasn't afraid to tackle this racy subject matter. And the fact she did it while clad in nothing but her underwear, made it that much more special.

"There's more to porn than just pizza boys and gang bangs. You're aware that there are other forms of adult entertainment."

Who was I to argue. It sounded as if she had something specific in mind.

"Please go on. I'd love to hear more."

"I happen to be a big fan of lesbian erotica. I used to have a subscription to Girlfriend Films, a website about women, for women. Their content was both stimulating and realistic. I'd rather watch that than some pizza guy blowing his load on a big-titted bimbo."

"I'm familiar with Girlfriend Films. It's not just for women. I like it too. As a matter of fact, the owner is a major investor in our company."

"Wow! Small world! Maybe he can get me a free subscription renewal."

"Or a role in an upcoming video."

Catherine laughed at the idea, but I could tell it had crossed her mind. Her body language told me that our subject matter was turning her on.

"Who would you want to do a scene with, if you were offered a role in one of their flicks."

"Oooh! That's a tough one. They're all so beautiful."

Her eyes looked up blankly at the ceiling as she thought about all the possibilities. She even let her hand slip down between her legs, where she subconsciously started to touch herself. I tried to help her come up with a co-star.

"Young? Old?"

"Blonde? Brunette?"

"Tall? Short?"

"Fat? Skinny?"

"Brandi Love? Jodi West? Deauxma?"

"Mmmm...Brandi..."

I think I may have found a playmate for her. Who wouldn't want to fool around with a beautiful busty blonde like Brandi Love?

I waited for Catherine to say it out loud, but she must have forgot the question. She was too busy rubbing her crotch.

Suddenly Catherine noticed me watching her, and quickly pulled her hand away, rolling her hips to the side, realizing that I caught her playing with herself.

The sexy brunette flashed an embarrassed smile, before covering her face, trying to avoid having me make fun of her.

I wasn't about to just let it go.

"Vanilla sex life, huh? I wouldn't call eating pussy, fucking pizza guys, watching lesbian porn, and openly masturbating to big-titted blondes, vanilla!"

Catherine pulled her hands away from her face, giggling with embarrassment. She never had a response. She knew she was busted.

"I think you've been a very naughty girl!"

I stood up and circled around my desk, giving Catherine a stern look.

"Do you know what happens to girls that are naughty?"

Her constant smiling was replaced by a look of bewilderment. Catherine couldn't tell what I was up to. The frightened look on her face told me that she feared the worst.

I bluntly told her that she needed to be punished.

"Naughty girls need to be spanked."

I was met with a look of disbelief. Catherine didn't know what to make of my comment. Several questions raced through her head. Were we role playing? Was I really going to spank her? Why would I keep calling her a naughty girl? What did she get herself into?

I walked right up in front the half-naked actress, ordering her to get up. Catherine hesitated, but did as she was told, curious as to how this was going to play out. She stood up, adjusting her skimpy white panties, her hazel eyes opened wide with anticipation.

I took a seat on the big black leather couch and patted my lap, telling her it was time to take her punishment.

"C'mon Catherine. Be a good girl and take your whooping.

The dark-haired beauty flashed a nervous smile. She couldn't believe that she was actually going through with this. I wasn't really expecting her to agree to being punished, yet here we were. The accomplished actress was down to her bra and panties, ready to take a spanking.

I was pleasantly surprised when Catherine obeyed my command and laid her half-naked body across my lap.

I felt like I was on top of the world. This beautiful actress was sprawled out across my lap, accepting her punishment for being such a naughty girl.

I ran my hands over her silky smooth skin, from her shoulders down across her back, to her nice round ass. I gently tapped her luscious butt a few times, carefully letting her get used to my touch. Catherine purred with delight to my sensitive massage until I shocked her with the first hard spanking, cracking her panty-covered ass.

She let out a little yelp, but seemed to accept it. I added a few more light love taps, occasionally mixing in a few more harder spanks. Her skimpy white panties were the only thing standing in between me and her bare ass. I grabbed the waistband and tugged on her undies, pulling them up into the crack of her ass. More of her fleshy butt cheeks started to show, and I immediately slapped each one several times, causing them to turn red.

I had Catherine Keener squealing, and I was loving every minute of it, as I tapped on her ass as if I were playing the bongos.

She reached back, trying to stop me, without any luck. As she squirmed to avoid the spankings, I yanked on her underwear, pulling the white panties halfway down her legs, exposing her gorgeous round ass.

"NO! ANTON! YOU PROMISED!!"

I ignored her pleas, kneading her fleshy butt cheeks and periodically giving her a few hard spankings.

CRACK!!!!!

"You've been a bad girl!"

CRACK!!!!!

"Bad girls deserve to get punished!"

Catherine appeared to take her whooping in stride, with a nervous giggle and some fake moaning every time I spanked her.

Her luscious ass was turning bright red, and I leaned over, kissing her sensitive butt cheeks, before gently massaging them.

My fingers couldn't help but slide down her ass crack, brushing up against her anus, causing her to flinch. She screamed in protest as I rubbed har sensitive butthole with my thumb, and her slick hairy pussy with my forefinger.

"ANTON!! NO!!"

The sexy brunette may have been saying "no" but her body was saying "yes" as she was getting extremely wet.

I kept rubbing my finger up against her tight wet slit until it slipped right in between her juicy pussy lips.

Another loud moan could be heard as Catherine was getting deeper into the throes of ecstasy. I couldn't tell what was giving her more pleasure. My index finger making its way inside her warm wet vagina, or my thumb pressed op against her virgin asshole.

I pulled my hand away, licking her salty juices from my fingers, before giving her a couple more quick spankings. I loved watching her reddened butt cheeks jiggle with each firm slap on the ass.

Catherine was in a dreamlike trance, unfazed by the latest spankings. I licked my finger once more before sliding my hand down between her legs again. I tapped her quivering butthole with my thumb while sliding my finger between her thick wet pussy.

Suddenly her head popped up in surprise, as my thumb slipped inside her tight pink butthole.

"Oh my! Whew! Oh! Oh!"

It was kinda cool listening to her response from having my thumb in her ass. It was more of a pleasant surprise than a protest. I took this as an invitation. I pulled my thumb away, replacing it with my slick finger. Poking my index finger inside her tight hole, I looked on as Catherine closed her eyes, biting her lip in anticipation of more anal play.

I tested her threshold, slowly pushing my finger in deeper, twisting it ever so slightly as her sphincter muscles seemed to tighten up on me. I gently moved it in and out, slowly finger fucking her nice tight ass.

"Oh! Oh! Ohhhh!"

Catherine appeared to be enjoying her introduction into anal play. I slowly picked up the pace, gradually fingering her a bit harder and faster. I reached for her slick pussy with my thumb, rubbing her juicy slit at the same time.

My lovely guest's body began to shiver as she succumbed to a loud orgasm. Trying to give her even more pleasure, I pulled my hand away, flipping her over onto her back.

Catherine's thick black bush was glistening with wetness, as the exasperated actress fought to catch her breath. As I loomed over her, I unbuckled my pants, letting them drop to the floor. My semi-erect rod was coming to life.

I rubbed the head of my cock up against her hairy snatch, massaging her moist pussy lips. Without inserting my stiff cock inside, I kept stroking it against her hairy wet pussy. Catherine was getting wetter and wetter as she gazed up at me, unable to speak.

The transformation of this friendly and laughable actress into a willing sex doll was such a turn-on. It wasn't long before I gave in to my own sexual desires. My thick cock erupted, with several spurts of creamy white jizz spilling out onto her tummy and hairy black muff.