Carrie's New Cock
Disclaimer: I have never met Carrie Brownstein and am writing this for the purpose of entertainment. If you are uncomfortable with women having penises, do not read this story.
Carrie Brownstein was sitting outside before a Sleater Kinney concert in New Orleans having band merchandise being sold. She was asking for autographs as the line snaked its way towards her. Carrie was very much interacting with her sapphic urges and subconsciously looking at the ladies in the crowd; hopefully unaware any of them would see the bulge in her pants.
.She had accidentally gotten herself to volunteer for a drug that would improve her stamina, but it replaced her vagina with a 7 inch dick and balls. She was still not fully used to her new genitals, which she was told were irreversible by her doctor. That doctor recommended her to jerk off a lot. Carrie had a thing for young blondes like Ava Philippe, Chloe Moretz, and Kiernan Shipka, and found using her new cock addicting as she jerked off to photos of them.
Alice Pellegin, who was wearing a pink shirt and a black miniskirt, was a ULL, or University of Louisiana, Lafayette, Louisiana student visiting New Orleans for the Sleater Kinney concert. She was waiting in line for the autographs and Carrie saw her. Alice eventually got to the front of the line and saw Carrie and introduced herself. She had a copy of a vinyl of