[Note to readers: Carrie Prejean is so beautiful I had to write this story about the controversial Miss California. If you have not seen her photo I urge you to view it on the Internet before reading this story.]
"Morning, beautiful."
"Morning sexy."
"Carrie -- are you awake enough to talk?"
"Sure, Samantha."
"We should talk about where we are going."
"Everything is going great. Our lovemaking is getting better and better. You are the best lover ever. I can't believe how many times I came last night. You had been concerned I wouldn't like doing it with another girl - is that what you wanted to talk about?"
"No."
"Didn't you cum too? When I ate you I thought you came like crazy."
"I did."
"And when we rubbed our pussys together."
"I came then too. It was incredible. Beyond incredible. But that's not what I'd like to discuss."
"You want me to tell you how much I love you? How I love you soooo much?"
"I always like to hear that, and I love you too. But that's not it."
"Do you want me to tell you how glad I am that you picked me up - that you seduced me? And that I finally went to bed with you? A ... a month ago, I guess its been?"
"I couldn't help myself. You were the prettiest girl I had ever seen. The prettiest girl in California - in the world. Even at the beauty contest we were competing in, you stood out. I'm so glad you talked to me at the party after the contest. Especially since you have that ... conservative image. I never thought you'd consider being with me. With any girl."
"Well, I sure never imagined that when we started talking, we'd hit it off so well. That we'd see each other, first as friends, then as BFF's, and then... then, then we kissed, and then, finally, as lovers."
"It sure took me long enough to get you to bed. It wasn't hard enough seducing a straight girl. I had to fall in love with a conservative, traditional girl."
"Well, first I had to be sure I was in love with you. And you with me. I'm proud to call myself an old fashioned girl."
"That's part of what I love about you. It was so sweet you had to be in love first. Not too common, today. But that made it so much more special when we did it.
But now, you beautiful creature, you're so beautiful I can hardly look at you and remember what I wanted to say."
"Samantha, sexy Samantha, just what do you want to say."
Samantha kneels, and then gets down on one knee. Summoning her courage, she pauses, collects herself, and asks, "Carrie Prejean, will you marry me?"
Carrie is shocked! "No! Marriage should only be between a man and a woman! You know that's what I believe!"
"Why, Carrie? Don't you like making love with me?"
"More than anything in the world!"
"More than with any man?"
"Yes! Of course. I love guys, guys are great, but... you are so pretty, so soft, and so passionate - I love the sounds of your lovemaking. And you make me cum so much better than any guy ever did."