This is a freaky fuck parody and what not.
This is my new series starring the one and only Cardi B... She takes on whoever and whatever gets in her way... She's a freaky fuck babe ready to throw down... Her pussy and what not... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
"Damn it's dark up in here. Bumpin' my ass and shit. Gonna break a nail and what not. Dick's done gone and put me in some shit here. Why can't I just suck him off or somethin'... Some easy shit, like that gloryhole story and what not. He done gone and put me in a damn series where ya girl takes on errrrrybody and shit. Dick baby, put me in one of your stories with James too. That man's a freaky freak and I fuckin' dig dat shit." OK Cardi... I'll work you into my other stories too babe. James is busy with some new shit, but I'll get him to squeeze you in... (Smiling)... "Thanks daddy. I got some pussy for you too baby, so be ready sweetie." Cardi B was flirting with me and also looking around a tomb. She was smoking hot, a black tank top, no bra, short camouflage shorts and black boots. She looked like Lara Croft, if Lara was a pussy throwin' party bitch.
It was dark in the Tomb, but Cardi made it to the center room. It was lit. "Like me bitch. I'm faded on some real shit daddy." She laughed. She walked over to a large concrete box on the far side of the room. She was in the tomb looking for a gold medallion. It was very spooky and eerily quiet in the tomb. Cardi B looked around and stopped when she reached the large box. The wide top was open, so she looked down into the box. She saw the medallion. "Damn daddy, it's this fuckin' easy baby?" All of a sudden two huge, fat, ugly ogres ran through the side of the tomb and scared the fuck out of Cardi B.
"GOD DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKIN' SHIT?" She jumped back and tried to run away from the ogres, but they grabbed her. They didn't speak, just grunted, smiled and drooled, looking at the super fucking hot Cardi B. She was scared, but happened to notice their very large cocks hanging between their fat legs. They may be huge fat and gross looking, but a huge cock is a huge cock and two of them are twice as good.