"Welcome to the band," Tony grinned, handing the newest drummer a bottle of Corona.
"Thanks, man," the young man smiled hopefully. "Name's Chris."
"Chris, what's up? Tony. Tony Lovato. I'm sure you've heard about me from the others guys...." Tony grinned.
Chris shook his head and blushed. "I've heard stories, dude. I'm....afraid."
"You should be," Tony winked and exited the small kitchen.
*~*~*~
"So, anyhow, like I said, he totally pissed all over Nick's leg, it was DISGUSTING," Joel howled, slapping his hand on his kneecap for emphasis. "Tony is da shiznit!"
"Joel?" Benji grimaced. "Remember what we talked about?"
Joel cocked his head and glared at his twin.
"You're not a ghetto superstar, Joel. You're a lil Irish boy from Maryland. Chill."
"Fo shizzle," Joel nodded and went back to his conversation.
"I am NOT related to him," Benji hissed and rolled his eyes.
Chris erupted into laughter at the twins' exchange.
"I'm BACK, ladies," Tony yelled over the group. "Did you miss me so much you want to kiss me?"
Paul perked up. "Oh yes, Tony, I could barely keep from thinking about you. However did you know?"
Tony threw himself into Paul's lap and pushed his lips against the other man's. "Oh Paulie, I knew it was true love since the day we met."
The small backyard was filled with guffaws.
Tony bounced off Paul's lap and darted towards the house. "Alright, girls, who wants to join me in a lil naked jello Twister in the hall?"
"Oh, pick me!" Billy shrieked and chased after the vibrant blonde.
"What a fuckin freak," Paul laughed.
"He's something alright," Chris chuckled. "Is he always this animated?"
"Animated, there's a word for it," Paul grinned. "I like to call it insane, and yes, Tony doesn't have an Off switch."
"Wow," Chris nodded. "Wow."
*~*~*~
"I think that you, me, and that bottle of Stoli should mosey on upstairs to a quiet bedroom," she winked. "Maybe climb under some warm blankets, cuddle together, give each other a few orgasms and then we can fall asleep and do it all again tomorrow when we wake up."
Chris was flabbergasted.
"What do you say there, stranger?" she purred.
"Chris, dude," Joel called, placing a firm hand on the drummer's shoulder. "I see you've met Candy."
"Candy?" Chris asked, disbelieving.
"Candace," Joel corrected. "But we call her Candy, cause she's....yeah."
Candy giggled. "We've met. I was just making a lil business proposal to Chris here."
"Oh?" Joel questioned.
Chris shook his head dismissively.
"Candy?" Joel pleaded.
Candy grinned lasciviously. "All I can say is that he hasn't answered and I'm getting impatient."
"I'm answering you now," Chris smiled, grabbing the neck of the Stoli bottle. "Let's go. See ya, Joel!"
"See ya, Chris," Joel called, eyeing the couple suspiciously as they disappeared upstairs.