The Misadventures of a Celebrity Slut: Calista Does the NBA
By
Ally McBeal as told to
Greg Lee Hunt
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This story is a work of fiction written in the first person. It contains adult material of a graphic and erotic nature for the enjoyment of adult readers. You must be 18 or older to read this story; you must be able to read erotica in your own community and not be offended by the contents. The author has agreed to allow this story to be read online by adult readers on selected and approved websites. Any questions including requests for permission to use this story on other websites or media should be directed to Greg Lee Hunt. The story is copyrighted and any use should be attributed to the author. Any resemblance to real life activities or events by celebrity characters is unintended and purely coincidental.
© Greg Lee Hunt – May 2001
1.
"Suck It Bitch!" Improbable as it may seem, those three little words started a very unusual sexual relationship and changed my life forever. For the first time I am doing exactly what I want to do professionally and I'm happy and satisfied with my personal life. My sex life is the best it's ever been! Though I've been a professional actress for many years, you might say that I've found my ideal role and that I now understand my purpose in life. Let me explain.
At first I was shocked and flabbergasted by the remark. I was also angry that anyone would dare talk to me that way. Don't get me wrong! I am not a prude, and I have sucked more than a few cocks in my life but I'm not used to being spoken to like that either. The very tone of his voice as he spoke those three words changed the nature of our relationship forever. Up until the minute he said them, he had always been a perfect gentleman. He had been from the moment we'd met three months earlier. He never gave me a clue that his interest in me was anything more than friendship. Suddenly I found myself being treated as a sexual object and being talked to like a slut. What an unexpected turn of events!
Don't misunderstand my saying that he was a gentleman. He still is of course. But he is also a lot of fun, and he has the well-deserved reputation of being an impish clown. He is many other things too. He is rich, famous, has extraordinary size and immense basketball talent --, but no one including myself would have considered him as a candidate to be my lover. We met because we were working together for a common charity. We were the honorary celebrity co-chairmen of its major fundraiser of the year. Our goal was to raise $15 million to build a children's center in one of L.A.'s worst neighborhoods. We were the two celebrities names heading the list of those spearheading the fund raising efforts. My agent said that this kind of project would do lots to expose me to a wider audience. As you will soon see, he was right, but not in the way we thought.
The friendship seemed an unlikely one from the beginning. At first blush, we're so different. He is the giant multi-millionaire black basketball superstar. He's also a sometime actor and rap star with the personality of a clown. He has been able to garner countless commercial endorsements. The people at the Drew Children's project paired him with me, a full lipped, pouty, skinny white actress from a small town in Illinois. I'm not a sports fan. I'm nearly eight years older than he is. I'm 5-5 1/2, and I weigh barely 105 pounds soaking wet. The tabloids keep writing stories about my being anorexic – but I'm not! They also say that I'm very pretty. I'm not so sure about that-- though I admit do have a sensual mouth. They say that the camera loves my face. Who knows? I've been acting for many years and before moving to Hollywood, I had a successful stage career in New York and a few movie and television credits to my name, but I was never a big name celebrity. That all changed five years ago when I landed a supporting role in a very successful movie, starring several of Hollywood and Broadway's major comic talents and a year later when I got the title role in a quirky off-beat TV series. Since then I have been fortunate enough to win the Golden Globe, the SAG Award and to be nominated for an EMMY in our first year on the air, and the series has won critical acclaim and has a growing audience.
Gosh I hope my mom doesn't read this. I admit that I'm not a virgin though I've never been married. I'm certainly not a prude. Far from it! In fact I lost my virginity at fifteen and that I have been sexually active from that time on. Until very recently my sex life has been what he calls 'vanilla' My relationships have been monogamous and pretty tame. I've slept with a few men and the men that I have slept with have been normal sized human beings with normal sized penises. All that being said, when this happened I really didn't have a regular boy friend or a steady squeeze.
I am not exactly sure how I got myself into this situation. Though we had been spending a lot of time together at public appearances, meetings and we genuinely enjoyed each other's company; we are, to say the least, a very odd couple. Even our names are strange -- Shaquille O'Neal and Calista Flockheart. He has a great sense of humor and despite his size; he is a childlike gentle even docile man. Actually, Shaquille is very bright and extremely well read. I suppose my fans consider me confused, hard working and subject to hallucinations like the ditzy character I play on television, but I am actually a very bright, sensitive, and compassionate woman. What we – Shaq and I – have in common is our love of kids, especially those who have been abused and/or molested, and our desire to help them.
Anyway, back to my story. The charity event at the Drew Center was less than a week away. Though Shaq and I had gone out to eat together many times since our first meeting, we usually went with the Executives or Board members of the Drew Foundation. On this particular night, however Shaq and I went to dinner at Spago. Just the two of us, alone. That in itself must have sparked curiosity from the other celebrities, gossip mongers, and celebrity watchers who frequent Wolfgang Puck's signature restaurant. Neither one of us typically drinks much, but the evening was so laid-back and so much fun, that we decided to celebrate with some wine. Shaq ordered, and the two of us polished off several bottles of Wolfgang's best Chateau Lafitte Rothschild with dinner. I drank the lion's share. I drank so much that I was a more than little tipsy when we were getting ready to leave. Wine makes me feel romantic and sexy.
I guess you could say that I came on to Shaq a little – though not in a major way. What I do remember is that during dinner I brushed my foot against his leg and ran it up along the inside of his pant leg suggestively. OK, so I was pretty touchy-feely too. After dinner, Shaq could tell that I was in no condition to drive. He was right. I wasn't. So he generously offered to drive me home. We informed Wolfgang that we would be leaving my car in the parking lot over night. Wolfgang assured us that he would have his own driver deliver the car to my house in the morning. While we were waiting for the valet to bring Shaq's Bentley, I stood on my tiptoes as he bent at the waist and I kissed him on the lips. It wasn't exactly a French kiss or even a passionate one for that matter. All right, it was! I guess I did open my mouth a little and our tongues did touch but it really was supposed to be just an affectionate kiss between two friends. I just got a little carried away.
Shaq, always a gentleman, asked me where I lived. I told him that I was renting a house off of Mulholland Drive in the Hollywood Hills, but before his car even arrived, I told my gentle giant friend that I wanted him to drive me to his house. I had heard from our mutual friends and colleagues on the executive committee that Shaq owned a fabulous twenty-eight room, 23,000 square foot mansion in Bel Air and I told him that I wanted to see it.
"You sure?" He asked.
"Yes, as a matter of fact I want a personalized private tour!"
Those who had seen Shaq's house said it had everything. The entry way and the downstairs public rooms were supposed to be spectacular. Then there were six full bedroom suites, each with its own dual walk in closets, luxury bathroom and sitting room. Supposedly the house also has a library, a fully equipped private state of the art office and conference room, a recreation room with two full sized pool tables and a battery of virtual reality interactive games, a thirty-seat arena movie theatre, an indoor swimming pool and spa, an indoor basketball court and a completely outfitted gym. Of course there are separate maids, cooks and butler's quarters with their own entrances and two guesthouses. Outdoors there is another Olympic sized swimming pool, two night lighted tennis courts, and a three level terraced patio. The house is gated, of course, and has Shaq's private twenty-four- hour security force to keep away curiosity seekers, stalkers, thieves and other uninvited guests. It also ensures Shaq's absolute privacy when he desires it. Besides the house itself Shaq has lots of toys including sophisticated video equipment and Malibu racing carts that he runs on his own track.
When we got to his house Shaq excused himself. He told me to make myself comfortable while he went upstairs to change into something more comfortable than the elegant custom-made Armani suit he'd been wearing at the restaurant. He came back dressed in a casual loose fitting warm up suit.