Note: Everyone is over 18 and I do not own these characters.
Features Jeff Winger and Britta Perry from Community.
Jeff Winger noticed his girlfriend Britta Perry was miserably failing class and she was doing embarrassingly poorly. She had once written a paper for anthropology class on Ewoks as if they were real. This was an embarrassment, and she actually got a negative grade for it. Britta had to be explained that Ewoks were not real.
Of course, Jeff did not date Britta for her smarts. No man who ever dated her thought that. In actuality, Jeff was dating her and was at Greendale based on his most basal, primitive desires. He just wanted his hands on Britta's blonde ass typical of any heterosexual guy who ever met her.
Jeff called her after getting home and told her that The Dean had a "punishment" deal for her that would prevent her from failing. He said, "Britta, honey, I am concerned about your grades because if you fail, I can't be with you anymore."
Britta was shocked and panicked and said, sobbing "I'll do anything, I'll even eat a stale Baggel."
Jeff said, "I have a very different solution than that, but since you are my girlfriend, it should be an easier-than-expected task. The Dean told me to tell you that you can stay on as long as you are spanked by me once a week regardless of your grades. Of course, you will have to show me your bare butt."